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Next is Zack Kulesz a.k.a. ZKMAVZ and his player profile of J.J. Barea

J.J. Barea

Let me start off by saying that I know exactly what we are all thinking when the name Jose Barea Jose Juan Barea J.J. Barea comes up... I really hope he is a good driver, because I don't want the Dallas police pulling him over. (Note to reader: You better click that link before continuing... You better click all of the links... Do it!)

Now that we've got the elephant in the room out of the way, let's get serious. And by serious, I am obviously talking about Barea's height. J.J. is listed at 6'0"! Hilarious! My wife is 5'11" and she would dunk all over J.J. That is of course if the goal was 6 feet tall.... She has no hops. But that is beside the point. The point is that J.J. is short. He is no taller than 5'8", and I am being generous. Now plenty of short guys have succeeded in the NBA... Muggsy Bogues, Dallas's own Spud Webb, Earl Boykins to name a few (I said "to name a few" because I ran out of names to say... but it's a great way to end a sentence to sound like you actually know what you are talking about.) Now where was I? Oh that's right... Barea's short man complex. I really am getting at something here... I promise... so stick with me!

J.J. Barea being diminutive is a major problem! J.J. Barea being diminutive provides a great asset to this team! Wait a second... I can't seem to make up my mind. Let's start with the negative.

Six Flags is only 30 minutes from downtown Dallas! Most of the rides at Six Flags require you to be a certain height. What is J.J. going to do when he is only allowed to ride the mini mine train and play in Looney Tunes land? Heck, they probably wouldn't even let J.J. shoot on the 10-foot goals that cost $10 to try and win a rubber basketball. They would direct him over to the ring toss game in the carnival area, but that would present an even bigger problem. If J.J. is as accurate on the ring toss as he is at free throws (75.2%... See, I actually included real stats!), then he would win a stuffed animal that was bigger than him! This is a huge deal... Who will carry the stuffed animal for J.J when no one wants to go to Six Flags with him because they want to ride the big boy rides and not Yosemite Sam's Texas Tea Cups all day?

How ‘bout some positives to being a little champion!  OH MY A PREVIEW FOR THE NEW SEASON OF 24 IS ON TV!!!!!!! STARTS IN JANUARY! Anyway... Have you ever been to a Texas Rangers (or your baseball team of choice) game and the free giveaway is a souvenir bat or a backpack that looks like a catcher's chest protector... The problem is they only give these to kids that are 13 and under. I may be 26, but that definitely doesn't mean I don't want a bat or a sweet backpack to take to sleepovers work. With J.J. your problem is solved! Not only will Barea be given the souvenirs meant for children, but he is also small enough to steal them from. Becoming friends with J.J. and getting him to go to a Rangers game with you is your problem though.

Do you know what else J.J. is good at other than helping you nab kid toys at baseball games? Getting to the rim... that's what! His size, or lack thereof, and quickness enable him to create his own shot... a problem that his position counterparts (Kidd/Terry) seem to have. The ability to take a possession that seems to be doomed for failure and get to the rim for a layup is a welcome sight as everyone else is launching jumpers or bricking from inside 6 feet (looking at you Gooden).

However, at the other end of the court J.J. is not going to be part of the solution in stopping penetration and allowing wide-open shots. I have a feeling we could be complaining about that a few more times this season...

One thing I have learned about J.J. Barea is to not doubt him. I was in attendance at the game that the picture above was taken at. Numerous times at that game I said to my friends, the people sitting next to me that didn't care and my Mom, who I called because my friends and everyone else was sick of listening to me, that J.J. needed to go. I wanted him gone so bad that I was screaming for Mark Cuban to work a deal for Stephon Marbury. Needless to say, I was happy to eat my words when J.J. displayed amazing clutchness (Microsoft Word says clutchness is not a word... I disagree) in an unreal comeback vs. the Clippers. I'm willing to bet that some of the grittiness and toughness that Barea shows every time he steps onto the court came from people who gave him a hard time about his size.

OK, that's enough real basketball talk... I feel like Will Ferrell in Old School when he takes on James Carville in a debate... that was weird.

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