Week INjuREVIEW

Last Friday the 13th against Minnesota, JJ Barea was planted to the ground by [Fantasy Legend] Brian Cardinal, iirc. Drew Gooden, well aware that Carlisle needs some Ass-kickers, declared: "Don't worry, I'll fuck him up next time for you."

Of course, he didn't [do it immediately]. After all, he competes with Damp 2.0 for a spot!

Sunday against Detroit, said Erick D² felt  "dizzy and lightheaded" and had to be taken to the hospital before the game. What was that[, Drew]?

At least, Rodney Stuckey injured his ankle on Terry's fourth-quarter 3-pointer and did not return.

Monday against the Bucks, nothing besides Hearts appeared to be broken in Milwaukee. Marion twisted his ankle on the very first play, though. Drew Gooden was seen on the crime scene. -zing-

But Bucks F Luc Richard Mbah a Moute (left foot sprain) missed the next game. He left the arena in a walking boot. Might've happend during this. Note how Gooden acts the klutz. Nice alibi.

Wednesday, what was it....ah yes, an OT Loss for the Spurs. San Antonio also lost guard Manu Ginobili in the first quarter due to a strained left groin. That wasn't the english way, Drew. Really not.

Friday against Sacto, someone drew threw a mean ball and....

The Kings played the next game without rookie Tyreke Evans, who sprained a finger on his right hand diving for a ball Friday night in a 104-102 loss to Dallas

So, all in all [and not counting Bogut getting so stressed during the Mavs Game that he couldn't take a kick the next game without being sidelined 4 weeks. Left leg strain and contusion, they call it.] that makes 4:2 in one Week. He might not be able to tell friend from foe, but Drew stood true to his words.

Reports of a celebratory piano duet with Coach Carlisle have been denied by the Organisation.

All i can say is: Beware of this violent Maverick. It's a horse with no game, err... name It's on a mission...