Hi, My Name is zkmavz and I'm a Mavsaholic
by zkmavz on Nov 7, 2009 4:01 PM CST
31 comments
My name is Zack, though most of you know me as zkmavz... That's me in the picture with the Dirk jersey on... Phillip's #1 enemy, Dirk Diggler, is with me as well. 
I am looking forward to contributing to this site in ways other than getting angry in the game threads. I am going to be doing post-game recaps and some other weekly stuff that is a surprise. Yay surprises! The best news of all is that the more I post, the less Phillip will. No... just kidding The best news is really that I plan to regularly have new stuff for people to read and comment on... and if you dont like what I post, please comment and let me know. I will then do more of what you don't like just to annoy you. That's not true either... I don't want to annoy you. I don't really know where I am going with this... I didn't want to post this anyway... Let's move on.
My first duty will be to start doing quick recaps of each game... and what a perfect night to start. The Raptors are coming to town after beating the Hornets last night, and (Phillip, skip this rest of this paragraph) I wont even get to watch the game live since my wife is dragging me to a birthday party. So please be prepared for a delayed recap with me being about 6 beers deep.
OK, I am done with this introductory post. I look forward to giving you all some good hard Mavericks love this season. Bruce182 what's up? Front page shout out for ya buddy!
GO MAV'S MAVS!
0 recs |
31 comments
Email
Print
Comments
Ah yes.
Mavs Moneyball, home of the brave free 6 beer deep recaps rebellion against Darth Phillip.
Recaps of individual suck- and ownage in english, french, spanish and german pls
The Charles Barkley 2009/10 Ancestors Count: 1 Grandmothers , 0 Mother Alltime: Reg. 24-0 Playoffs 7-0
"There were arms coming from everywhere, and I knew they weren’t going for the ball," Miller said. "I was just trying to get [the shot] up before they called some crap like ‘on the ground.’ "
"What do you want me to do?" Wright asked. "Do you want me to Derek Fisher him?"
"Give them some fucking credit, i mean for real." Jackson said.
"I just fell on my face for no reason," Bryant deadpanned. "I'm a klutz."
"Fucking right i'm preachin' it!" Carlisle replied.
"Rough life, isn't it. It's tough all over, isn't it." Smith chuckled.
by DOH on Nov 7, 2009 4:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just to clarify
I’m the giant black guy guy in the Rangers hat. Phillip can suck it continue to be a great leader.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Nov 7, 2009 4:19 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
that's one large man
he looks like an angry Milton Bradley that put on a few hundred pounds
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Nov 8, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he was a cool dude if I remember correctly
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Nov 8, 2009 5:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hi Zach
I get ignored by Philip since I’m really a Blazers fan, so all is good. I look forward to reading your stuff, and will post my weird perspectives from time to time. It’s not like the FanPosts are flowing off the sidebar here. Yet :)
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
by Norsktroll on Nov 7, 2009 4:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Uhm, sorry, Zack. Must be all the time I had to spend watching Z-Bo.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
by Norsktroll on Nov 7, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Who is this new guy posting stuff
I don’t think I like him.
by Marie on Nov 7, 2009 4:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Let's hope his
next post is better than this one.
bags030404
www.dallascowboysnation.com
by Phillip Baggett on Nov 7, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice jersey.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Nov 7, 2009 4:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So that means I'm Han Solo to your Luke Skywalker.
Thanks for the shout out. I can’t wait to destroy the deathstar.
by bruce182 on Nov 7, 2009 4:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I hope to be the Greedo ofthe bunch
Going somewhere, Solo?
Greetings from the Humungus, the Ruler of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-A. I laugh at your puny plans.
by Lord Humungus on Nov 7, 2009 5:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
i call r2-d2.
Cause I cut the brakes! Wildcard bitches! Yeeehaaawww! *jumps out of van*
by buckets on Nov 7, 2009 7:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I must admit
I find it highly amusing that everyone hates loves me so much.
bags030404
www.dallascowboysnation.com
by Phillip Baggett on Nov 7, 2009 6:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Any chance for one post-game recap written drunk?
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Nov 7, 2009 6:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think there's a 100% chance that will happen
tonight even
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Nov 7, 2009 6:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
GDT anyone?
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Nov 7, 2009 6:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Welcome aboard
And for the record, while the running joke is funny, SBN in no way forced Phillip on to me.
www.mavsmoneyball.com
by Wes Cox on Nov 7, 2009 7:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I still don't know what exactly happened.
From Phil’s introductory post, all it seems was that he was randomly asked to help out by someone from SB Nation, and that was it. No consultation from anyone.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Nov 7, 2009 7:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i believe it was his brother in law who is the Rockets blogger
at least that’s what I remember.
I honestly didn’t think it was a joke — I thought it was pretty much fact based on this post
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Nov 7, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
but anyway it doesn't really matter
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Nov 7, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thans ptrck
more goodness to come
go mavs, go colts, go rangers, go baylor
by zkmavz on Nov 8, 2009 3:02 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mavsmoneyball keeps getting
worse every time I log on here. This guy sounds like he’s about 12? yrs old…..if that. Well, i guess there’s always dallasbasketball.com or thetwomangame….hell about anything is better than this crap.
by Cynthia56 on Nov 8, 2009 4:08 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for letting us know CYNTHIA
What’s with the question mark after the 12? I don’t understand.
Changed my SBN user name from WoodrowWilson.
The Ralphie Report - University of Colorado Athletics
by Jon Woods on Nov 8, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for the support cynthia!
try not to give up after post #1… thanks!
go mavs, go colts, go rangers, go baylor
by zkmavz on Nov 8, 2009 6:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey LOOK, it's cynthia.
You’re the one THAT capitalizes random words all THE time. I used to see you on the Dallas Morning News blog a while back, maybe you should have stayed THERE.
by bruce182 on Nov 10, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Certain photos copyright © 2010 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
