The Twelve Days of Mavericks Christmas
by Brown@TheBigandTheBrown on Dec 22, 2009 9:27 AM CST
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This is something I've been doing on the old blog for 2 years, and I blatantly stole the idea from Hardwood Paroxysm and The Dream Shake. Anyways...
A Mavs championship trophy!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Two Josh Howard ankles
And a Mavs Championship trophy!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A Triple Double from Kidd
Two Josh Howard ankles
and a Mavs Championship trophy!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Four playoff series wins
A Kidd triple double
Two Josh Howard ankles
and a Mavs championship trophy!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A Fake Crista Taylor baby!
Four playoff series wins
A Kidd triple double
Two Josh Howard ankles
and a Mavs championship trophy!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Six Tim Thomas waves
A Fake Crista Taylor baby!
Four playoff series wins
A Kidd triple double
Two Josh Howard ankles
and a Mavs championship trophy!
(Side note, to the stupid person at the bar, Tim Thomas isn't doing Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face" move, you ass hat. He's doing John Cena's, "You Can't See Me". This is why anyone under the age of 25 is useless.)
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Seven fat men grooving
Six Tim Thomas waves
A Fake Crista Taylor baby!
Four playoff series wins
A Kidd triple double
Two Josh Howard ankles
and a Mavs championship trophy!
On the eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Eight Dampier blocks (it's a contract year!)
Seven fat man grooving
Six Tim Thomas waves
A Fake Crista Taylor baby!
Four playoff series wins
A Kidd triple double
Two Josh Howard ankles
and a Mavs championship trophy!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Nine ladies dancing
Eight Dampier blocks
Seven fat man grooving
Six Tim Thomas waves
A Fake Crista Taylor baby!
Four playoff series wins
A Kidd triple double
Two Josh Howard ankles
and a Mavs championship trophy!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Ten Terry Jumpers (made, of course)
Nine ladies dancing
Eight Dampier blocks
Seven fat man grooving
Six Tim Thomas waves
A Fake Crista Taylor baby!
Four playoff series wins
A Kidd triple double
Two Josh Howard ankles
and a Mavs championship trophy!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
JJ Barea running
Ten Terry Jumpers
Nine ladies dancing
Eight Dampier blocks
Seven fat man grooving
Six Tim Thomas waves
A Fake Crista Taylor baby!
Four playoff series wins
A Kidd triple double
Two Josh Howard ankles
and a Mavs championship trophy!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve drummers drumming
JJ Barea running
Ten Terry Jumpers
Nine ladies dancing
Eight Dampier blocks
Seven fat man grooving
Six Tim Thomas waves
A Fake Crista Taylor baby!
Four playoff series wins
A Kidd triple double
Two Josh Howard ankles
and a Mavs championship trophy!
Have a very happy and safe holiday, everyone.
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Dirk is not in the song
something is not right
HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THEM, I PRESS DOWN MAH GUNS!
by BenjiDoc on Dec 22, 2009 10:18 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
We need like ten Dirk dunks or something like that
by smg31085 on Dec 22, 2009 1:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
the best part about this song is without a doubt
the picture of that mavs dancer… wow
go mavs, go colts, go rangers, go baylor
by zkmavz on Dec 22, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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