Because It's Dallas! (via XratedMagician) Yeah, I don't know.

Because It's Dallas! (via XratedMagician)

Yeah, I don't know.

about 1 year ago Wes Cox 11 comments 4 recs |

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

I'm laughing, but it's a sad sound

"Fun" and "Failure" both start out the same way.

by Marie on Feb 20, 2009 10:20 PM CST reply actions

That's the voice of Randy Galloway btw

www.mavsmoneyball.com

by Wes Cox on Feb 21, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions

lol

greatness

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 20, 2009 10:37 PM CST reply actions

Okay, is Donnie actually serious about what he says here?

Does he truly believe that we could lure big name players in 2010 because of “warm weather, tax-free climate, sold-out buildings…the travel, the first-class, the this and that and the other”? Los Angeles has great weather too, but only idiots would be lured to play for the Clippers.

For me, the funniest part of it all is when he says “Because it’s Dallas” and there’s like a split second of “WTF?” silence.

"Fun" and "Failure" both start out the same way.

by Marie on Feb 21, 2009 1:47 PM CST reply actions

By that rationale, all the good free agents should go to Miami and Orlando. Because that's really tax free and warm

By the way, Dwayne Wade really mentioned the weather as a problem in Chicago and New York when talking about 2010 free agency.

Brandon is one of those quiet assassins. - Chris Paul

by Norsktroll on Feb 22, 2009 11:41 PM CST up reply actions

Doesn't he say "Because this is Dallas"?

Brandon is one of those quiet assassins. - Chris Paul

by Norsktroll on Feb 22, 2009 11:51 PM CST up reply actions

Haha

That’s awesome. I wonder if he picks up girls like that. “You seem like fun, but why should I go out with you again?” “Because I’m Donnie Nelson.” Genius.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Feb 22, 2009 2:04 AM CST reply actions

2010

Out of this list who is the player that most likely ends up with Dallas? I think it’s Bosh because he’s from here and said he would like to return.

Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Amare Stoudemire, Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, Tyson Chandler, Manu Ginobili, Richard Jefferson, Joe Johnson, Tracy McGrady, Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Dirk Nowitzki and Michael Redd, each of whom can become an unrestricted free agent in 2010.

2010
PG: J-Kidd 37 years old in 2010
SG: ? I have no idea
SF: Josh Howard 30 years old in 2010
PF: Dirk Nowitzki 32 years old in 2010
C: Chris Bosh 26 years old in 2010
6th man: Jason Terry 33 years old in 2010

With the way this team is setup we are a very old team except for Chris Bosh. Any guesses on who will be the SG?

TCU are going to bust through the BCS this season.......

by Monkey Brain on Feb 22, 2009 11:45 AM CST reply actions