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Chuck's Ancestors -.Playoff Edition.

"My Grandmother could score 30 on them. My Mother would drop 45!"

Grandmother #1 Tony Parker, 38 Points in R1 G2 "Va te faire enculer, JJ!"
Grandmother #2 Tony Parker, 43 Points in R1 G4 "Somebody else make a shot, will ya?"
Grandmother #3 Tim Duncan, 30 Points in R1 G5 "My last leg."
Grandmother #4 Chauncey Billups, 32 Points in R2 G3 "make shot, make shot, make shot"
Grandmother #5 Carmelo Anthony, 31 Points in R2 G3 "the three that got away"
Grandmother #6 Carmelo Anthony, 41 Points in R2 G4 "What did the five fingers say to the face?"
Grandmother #7 Carmelo Anthony, 30 Points in R2 G5 "My hair was short my thoughts were long"

So...that's it. 10 Games, 7 Grandmothers. Till next year!

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I really want to see at least 10 Grannys postseason total, preferably as bearded as the first three.

by DOH on Apr 29, 2009 9:09 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

coming closer....

..and closer…

The Charles Barkley Playoff Ancestors Count: 6 Grandmothers , 0 Mother

"There were arms coming from everywhere, and I knew they weren’t going for the ball," Miller said. "I was just trying to get [the shot] up before they called some crap like ‘on the ground.’ "

"What do you want me to do?" Wright asked. "Do you want me to Derek Fisher him?"

"Give them some fucking credit, i mean for real." Jackson said.

by DOH on May 12, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But not close enough

Poor Chuck. Beardy Grannies and a missing Mother. No wonder he’s a dumbass.

Case closed.

The Charles Barkley Playoff Ancestors Count: 7 Grandmothers , 0 Mother

"There were arms coming from everywhere, and I knew they weren’t going for the ball," Miller said. "I was just trying to get [the shot] up before they called some crap like ‘on the ground.’ "

"What do you want me to do?" Wright asked. "Do you want me to Derek Fisher him?"

"Give them some fucking credit, i mean for real." Jackson said.

by DOH on May 15, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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