Doom or Gloom: A real short preview for OKC@DAL, 1.15.10

Never accused of being safe for work nor staying on topic with the Headline - ach, druff g'schisse, wer liest schon disclaimer..

 

Before the preview, don't forget to vote for the All-Star Game! Only open until Jan, the 18th!

Exciting, eh?

 

 

Tonight in town, the Oklahoma City Thunder. Heinous visual footage after this sentence.

I hear thunder but there's no rain - this kind of thunder break walls and window pane - I hear thunder but there's no rain - this kind of thunder

 

Want no more from life? Door -> Bridge -> Jump

Recently, the Mavs have been playing part walls (brick after brick), part window pane (fragile and injuryprone). It's last season all over again. If the Offense stalls, they quit on D. Will that end tonight? [hint: Better answer yes or else]

They sure talked the talk lately.

 

Go tell 'em Rick: "We got a remedy, it's work."

Dirk has 20K in the bag without hot sauce, Cropduster is in full 2-12 effect, Beaubois is still not allowed to light up/play against the team that traded him for BJ Mullens.

This NBA thing is surely gonna  work out for me....

 

I don't give a [what Phil Jackson put into Pau Gasol's shoes] who is injured right now, because we lost to a guy with back spasms lately.

But enough of the Mavs, let's check out your boyfriend KD, he who is currently on a roll dropping 30+ Points on high shooting percentages left and right. He also is 2nd in MVP race, according to Frank Hughes. Are you related to Larry Hughes with your judgment, Frank?

Howwweeeeva, we got the first win on the season series in OKC, 100-86. We also overcame some absolutely horrific footwork.

 

They'd need to pay me for putting on such eye-cancerous shoes.

Actually, that  was also the last time when the Mavs won by 10+ points. Good times. By denying Kevin Durant all game and harrassing him with Howard and Marion, he was held to 4-18 FG for 12 Points. That would be nice again, today. In fact, it would be just in tradition, since he averages just 13.7 Pts on .34 FG% [all career lows] in 7 career games against Dallas. Nevermind that he played few minutes in some. Keep the streak going, folks!

For the few renegades people that like Natural Born Electricity, fear not! Russel Westbrook will come to the rescue, avg 21.3, 8 and 6.5 against the Horses of Dallas, as he is already a member of (last years) big Family of C. Barkley. [Do i really need to put up a link?]

Hey, what did i have to say after the game last time?

"There's 82 games. You can't play well in all 82," Durant said. "That'd be nice, but I don't think that has ever happened."

Yeah. Is it you, Captain...?

 

Anyways, OKC comes off a  wednesday 108-109 OT Loss at home to the Spurs w/o Timmeh. Good job feeding that Blaaaaaiiirrrrr monster, btw. KD again with a gem of quote

"I think we executed down the stretch in the fourth quarter, got stops when we needed them and made it a game," Durant said. "But you know what? They scored more points than we did."

It is you!

 

I could go on and tell y'all [in detail, with self-made up numbers] about how good the Thunder defend and how mediocre their offense is aswell as who the funniest guy on their team is, or who else really is playing for them (Swiss Safe, Slovenian Tourist, Harden [TFU] etc) and that they really played well since our first meeting (9-5)  but i am just informed that real short really means real sho....

Poll

Will it end today?

0%

No (Still Doomed)

0 votes

66%

Yes (Dirk says: Obviously, hopefully)

2 votes

33%

Yes or else. (Another tirade from Cuban after an OKC game is already in the making)

1 votes

0%

What will end today? (I missed the question. Also, you write horribly! Go Lakers!)

0 votes

3 votes | Poll has closed