Alright, last night's game got it started once again....
This clip aired first in 2008. If we take Charles at face value (who wouldn't?), scoring 45 against the Mavs = Mother of Chuck. Scoring 30 against the Mavs = Grandmother of Chuck. Pretty easy, right?
Last year's playoffs: = 0 Granny, 0 Mother. Shame on you, Spurs, Shame on you.
Of course, Rick Carlisle is a stats guy and a Defense Guy, too. So he'd like to create fewer Relatives for the Chuckster, mmkaay? € : FAIL. Already
13 14 Grannies and still 6 regular Season-Games left.
This Post may or may not be updated. Depends on you, Tyson.
May i respectfully change my pivot foot, Mr. President?
"It's pretty easy to do when you step aside, Tyson."
Not exactly the Two Towers.
Want to know what Speed really is?
Special Reminder for Charles
He's mine. Get. your. hands. off.
Instant Reaction by Charles
Instant Reaction by Manu
Thanks for the space, Abe.
So good, he wants to score everywhere.
Aaaaah, it hurts, it hurts! Those shiny new pants of his! Aaaaaah!
Batmanu climbs the imaginary stairs to the rim.
Hey i wanted to take a charge.....why are thou behindst me?
Ugh. I just discovered the error in the Matrix.
William's Reaction upon learning the fact:
How it happend
A planecrash? This is a rough game...
Hm. Maybe i'm not assertive enough. Better start scoring.
FFS, JJB is blowin' by me? ENOUGH!
Elbow Floater in yo face, Tyson!
"Y'know Jason, i was wonderin'...Have you ever scored 30 on the Mavs? I mean, EVER?" -"Yup."
[Note: there really weren't many pics of D-Will scoring [taken]]
How he'd do it?
High Jumps! So, yes basically the whole repertoire.
And after that? - Realizing what he has done.
With the Left!
And the drive!
" Jamison? This is getting silly. By the way, can anybody help me out of my seat?"
With the Hookshot!
And the Matador Defense!
The tiptoe Layup aint that bad, either!
Teamwork inside the Paint gets it done!
2010/11 Grandmother #7, Game 53, Chauncey Ray Billups, 30 Points on 10-19 FG, 5-11 3FG, 5-5 FT in a Dallas 120-121 Loss in Denver. Second appearance for Smooth (if you count the Playoffs)
Everybody calm down, i got this.
Getting to the Rim
I mean really GETTING there...
Too easy, might as well jack up some threes...
"Dirk, can i score 40 on you guys?"- "Whatever..." - "Ok"
Loading Grimace-up-Fake v 4.39....
Peja! Haven't seen you in a while. How's your constipation?
Higher! Push me higher, you morans!
Seeing this throat-tattooe is a really good motivation. Thanks Abe!
2010/11 Grandmother #9, Game 57, Al Ricardo Jefferson, 30 Points on 11-14 FG, 0-0 3FG (lol), 8-10 FT in a Dallas 118-99 Win in Dallas. Second appearance for the big Ripper.
They give me the jumper all day.
Sin! Pleased to meet you again.
I wish i could play you guys 82 times a season.
"Al Jefferson? - Ugggh."
Just put your head down...
..get the manual for the bionic powerdunk arm...
...then take the ball..
..shoot it over nonexistant Defense...
..dunk through the same...
Take a second in midair to recalibrate..
And start again with the jumper...
And to drive the point home..
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I feel
For you, you, you
Can get in the way of what I feel for you
How did he do it?
And of course posting up all night long.
€: In video form [apparently timbo got banned and started his own blazers
How do yo do (it)?
"..then i hold my breath magnifiqué.."
"..until i'm past il Presidenté.."
"...jump in the air and make the layup in traffic."
"And then do it again."
"and....you guessed it, again."
"...until the streak hits ten...oh crap, he blocked it, now i have to start again."
"..disregard the French..."
".... and dunk that one home. The other Way is to hit Jumpers, but i think you already know how that looks like."
2010/11 Grandmother #14, Game 76, Monta Ellis., 32 Points on 11-20 FG, 4-8 3FG, 6-6 FT in a Dallas 92-99 Loss in Oakland. First Appearance for Ellis this year..ca 15th overall.
Throwing it down...
...laying it up with a grimace..
..it's not like their backcourt can stop me, haha....
...just doing it for the Kidds.
"I knew that. Doesn't that happen every year?"