kings/mavs game thread where you can say (almost) anything you want
by buckets on Apr 10, 2010 9:10 PM CDT
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Printcause it'll be deleted anyway. i'll go first. matt carroll is the most underutilized player in the game of basketball. if he were to receive dirk nowitzki's minutes, then he would score just under 20 ppg, a little over 9 rbg and 5 assists while averaging 60% shooting from the field. i did the calculations. alas, he is used on the bench to rehydrate his overachieving teammates such as eddie najera and jason terry. go mavs.
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Fuckity fuck fuck fuck
and so on…
unadulterated profanities and curses…
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
that's the spirit!
balls!
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
well played
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
Just becoz...
FUCKING FRANK FRANCISCO. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GET THREE FUCKING OUTS AND YOU GO AND THROW SHIT DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ZONE.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
UNBEFUCKINGLIEVABLE
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
DID YOU SEE THAT BULLSHAT?!
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE TYPING WITH CAPS LOCK ON
HEY FRANKIE, NICE TO FUCKING KNOW YA. YOU’LL NEVER CLOSE A FUCKING GAME AGAIN. ASSFACE.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
I DO, TOO. IT'S CATHARTIC.
HE MAKES ME WANT TO THROW A FLAMING CHAIR AT HIS FACEHOLE.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
YOU MEAN THAT HASN'T ALREADY HAPPENED? HE THROWS LIKE MY UNBORN CHILD.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
FUCK CULTURE. FUCK FRANK FRANCISCO. I HOPE HE GETS LOST ON THE WAY TO SINGLE A.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
YOUR DICK IS DEAD? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
AH SO IT'S A JOKE ABOUT THE PAST LIKE MINE WAS ABOUT THE FUTURE.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
WILL THE RANGERS EVER WIN AGAIN? AND CAN WE WIN A DIVISION WITH ONLY 2 WINS?
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
THAT'S A FUCKING VAGINA OF A LONG TIME.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
WE SCORED SOME POINTS, AND WE HAVE MORE THAN THE KINGS GUYS.
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almost, dirkie.
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is this the temporary game thread?
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
it is. be sure and drop a couple of profanities.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
lets beat the fuck out of 'em chris webber, bibby, peja and doug christie
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
hate crime, kinda hate crime, definite hate crime, and gets it daily already.
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Is profanity the "in" thing or something after the mavs-blazers game?
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
no, it's just we know this thread is gonna close eventually due to deletion.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
okay then let's make this a fuckfest
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
too many guys
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hah sausagefest
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i hope they all invite me to have tea with them.
i need more internet culture.
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gtfo bruce! you can go see how the other guys post! with class! and synonyms for curse words!
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
Just thinking...
my status on SBN basketball blogs:
SLC Dunk: posted once there for apologize for some dodgy anti-Mormon ranting I made on a GDT here, which the Jazz mod picked up.
PTR: banned for posting a fanshot where I proclaimed my hate for KG, in a way which might’ve been inappropriate.
Denver Stiffs: Fuck those guys.
Blog-A-Bull: they seem pretty cool, but no profanity?
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
I was researching the standings and submitting my contest entry for playoff tickets.
Fuck is it hard. THATS WHAT SHE SAID! ASSBALLSBOOBS
Y'know...
I might prefer the Rangers to be the Mavs, and have no identity whatsoever. Right now, they just look to be solid pitching, turrible bullpen (minus Feliz once he starts) and a shit-all offense.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
i have faith in oliver too. he's solid. uhmm ray is gonna be decent i think, too. eventually they're going to consistently hit.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
OT: It seems our Dirk won't make it to the All-NBA 1st Team.
It will be Wade, Kobe, KD, Le Crab and Howard.
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
barea is in.
he sucks. i wish he was beaubois.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
end of first and my dinner's done
now this may sound strange, but usually almost any mavericks game i can show up to watch about 75% of the time, i make myself cheese stuffed jalapenos with meat inside (that and they taste fucking awesome). Usually Dallas wins that night. though Im not really the superstitious type
SHIT.
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rabble
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ahhh i didn't read that, i swear.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
Barea comes in, everything has gone awry
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
put rodrigue in at center.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
tell her to kiss JJ first before she comes in
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Y'know
I’d rather have George Hill over JJ. A BILLION TIMES OUT OF A BILLION.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
i believe that we all would.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
This is a boring game. We need some Roddy-oop
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
Wow Dampier just caught a pass and made a basket
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
i knew it was a fluke. The second time they lobbed a pass to damp,
he completely missed the rim
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
It Took
me a while to find tonight’s thread but the Mavs are magnificent tonight!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
it was never put up.
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lol, burn
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
*mysteriously banned*
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don't take matt carroll's name in vain.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
matt carroll be with you.
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congratulations for you
it seems like you kept in touch with matty c, that looks like an idea of our idol
by hugommorais on Apr 10, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
There is a crack in time and it slipped thru.
It’s closed now but that thread is lost forever. Unless we slip thru it too!
*squinty brooding*
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
Hopefully
NBA TV shows Kings sideline reporter Kayte Christensen interviewing a player before the half. She’s one of my sexier Facebook friends
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
Hmm I see
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1759725036&ref=search&sid=766909041.2169392156..1
copy and paste sirs
you know what they say about girls with big feet.
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and they share their socks with their men.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
SHUT UP BRUCE
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WHAT SHOES
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Tyreke
is a magnificent player, though. He’s destined to be one of the all-time greats!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
The Mavs
with 65 points thus far. Outstanding!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
ARE WE BACK TO TALKING IN ALL CAPS
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AND WITH GOOD REASON. IT CONFUSES PEOPLE, AND IT MAKES READING THINGS EASIER.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
I'd rather see the spurs win this really
Sure, that means we’d still be facing portland for now in the playoffs, but we’ll beat SA later anyway, and I can always appreciate a Thuggets loss
I'm not showing any pity to the Nuggs fans, but I do agree with them in
their claim that Adrian Dantley sucks
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck that guy.
Remember how he didn’t want to play for the Mavs after they traded Aguirre to Detroit for him?
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
It's Nice To See
my invoking of Kayte Christensen’s name produced such amorous ERRRR lustful results…
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
if showed that pic before ... we probably wouldn't talk a lot about the game
by hugommorais on Apr 10, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
and for that matter, did you kidnap marie?
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
please. I live in New York.
I have barely enough closet space for my clothing, let alone a human being.
are you saying you cut her up?!
YOU’RE SICK!!!
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
k just making sure. i like getting confessions out of people.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
don't wanna get shot, and also i'm not a fan of the homeless.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
In other news
I managed to bruise my knee while trying to intercept a pass playing basketball yesterday.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
I should never try to play the passing lanes again.
Actually, I wasn’t even doing it. Stupid move all around.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Cheryl Miller
on NBATV, war my mute button!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions
Side note:
I have the hots for that blonde in the jack in the box sandwich commercial. Not only does she seem like a biatch, she has a little lisp I can hear and I’m a sucker for girls with tiny speech impediments. Mmmm helen keller.
a ha ... i didn't knew what that meant ...
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/drat
now i know, thanks for the teaching :P
by hugommorais on Apr 10, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Back
to action in Sac-Town, if Grant and Jerry talk to Kayte, I’ll be grateful!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
Solja Boy
stroking the plinko. Nice!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
Dirk
has made 62 consecutive throws. Yes LJ beat me to it, as always. You go girl!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions
anyone at work? i wanna post a semi-nsfw pic.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
i'll give it a little time.
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lol. who knows who this is for 100 cool points?
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ya think?
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oh i've seen much much worse.
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hm lemme think about that one.
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not in person
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hahaha only in new york!
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oh, i thought it was a random person on broadway or something.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
you in a strip joint? i think we have one or two in dallas.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
why in God's name did you go to a strip club
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
that amateur porn babe who does bj's all the time
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
3/4 credit
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100 cool points go to you, sir.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
dude, they're too perfectly round. they're fake.
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space boobs
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
maybe after doing plenty of amateur bj scenes, she got
enough donations to get implants
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
half credit
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you too
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this is fun, post the next one
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
haha there's a game on!
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hahaha
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FIND IT! HURRY!
(twss)
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totally! did you see the personality on her, too?!
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oh, i gotcha. yeah, i can understand that thinking.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
I guess when you have them, they lose their fun factor
unless a guy knows how to treat them right. then I suppose they’re nice to have.
Don't get jealous we have some eye candy for you, too.
by bbob on Apr 10, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's
a blast from the past!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd absolutely
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damnit, she looks familiar.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
send 'em to kidd and he will retire from basketball
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
don't feel bad. Kidd will probably get blind because of old age sooner.
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
sometimes i wish i was blind
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nowhere in particular
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
i didn't think of that. maybe.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
cause i can, and the best part is that i can drive a pinto and think it's the shit.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
The Kings
are a little closer than they should be. Let’s blow these losers out.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
Jet
looking awesome, as pretty much always
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
1 rebound1 assist... can it happen? or jj would ruin it? 3/2
by passfirstshootlater on Apr 10, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions
Miggie Finley
come on, only Tonya on Everybody Hates Chris cares about Billy Ocean…
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions
Brockman's
buzz cut is the worst thing since Jake Plummer’s porn stache
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
If Orton
leads my Broncos to a postseason appearance and a pair of playoff wins, I will never hate on KO’s neckbeard. I love the guy’s attitude! I wish his talent were on par with the attitude…
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
I agree with the Broncos in the Super Bowl anyway!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Marvelous
Dirk, none of that “H” word lest I insult LJ…
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions
rest the starters in the fourth, jim.
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yeah. put mc13 and roddy in.
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
don't forget shawne williams.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
where's shawn bradley?
throw him in there.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
Wow. I almost forgot we have him on this team.
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i know right! and hey, where has kris humphries been?
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
i like his jaw line.
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sounds more like paul o' neill to me.
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22
points in the 3rd alone for Dirk! YES!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
It's Time
for the bad pun of the day. Omri Casspi of the Kings (the Hebrew National) hot dogging it!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
Everything
the Mavs touch turns to gold with a shiny platter of metallic silver accompanying it!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 10:59 PM CDT reply actions
Kidd
is trying out for the World Cup!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 11:01 PM CDT reply actions
weak ass tech. he should thrown it at a kings fan who was drinking some beer, and then he would spill beer on himself.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
why is dirk back
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
Carlisle
the elephant in the room is naturally playing Roddy B. Let’s do it!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 11:04 PM CDT reply actions
btw kidd with 3/2 in only 3 quarters and drik another 40.. dangerous
by passfirstshootlater on Apr 10, 2010 11:06 PM CDT reply actions
real
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in all the right places
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
see some of her work
dirty
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uhmmmm hm
hardcore? just basic stuff nothing too weird.
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about her being dirty.
she has a mouth on her. sailor stuff.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
ooo no. i'm not an anal type of guy. she might have, but i wouldn't know.
gotta draw a line somewhere.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
notice how almost pornstars have "brooke" in their names
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
cause it's a classy name.
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not the best pornstar, but clue: she has a brooke in her name too
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
So What
if the Mavs get the Sabbath off tomorrow, take Dirk out NOW. This one’s OVAH
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 11:16 PM CDT reply actions
but they don't have mc-13. we have him locked up.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
No
but nothing I’ve seen from the Kings suggests they can come back.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
When the Mavs
are this efficient, NO ONE wants a piece of us.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
:D
he’s a special boy.
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i remember that issue! i was like 10.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
damnit... dirk out no 40... jj's fault all the way
by passfirstshootlater on Apr 10, 2010 11:22 PM CDT reply actions
That brunette
on the right looks pretty cute, albeit a little sleazy
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 11:23 PM CDT reply actions
Beaubois
makes a cameo. About time Robot
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 11:24 PM CDT reply actions
Najera
consistently shooting from the perimeter=the worst idea since getting rid of Crystal Pepsi
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 11:24 PM CDT reply actions
and I love
Crystal Pepsi so draw your own conclusions
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 11:25 PM CDT reply actions
YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the basketball gods are pleased with this thread. here comes the mc.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
FTW, the peppers have done it again
good thing jalepenos arent pricey here in texas, i might need like 20 pounds of the stuff come playoffs, lol
nice day nice day.. a great kill by mavs.. a lot of chicks and boobies and some love for jkidd.. see ya all next on the next mavs slaughter
by passfirstshootlater on Apr 10, 2010 11:33 PM CDT reply actions
Well
good night brethren (and LJ!) Another Mavs win and #2 seems to be ours!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Apr 10, 2010 11:33 PM CDT reply actions
If you can correctly name each one of these ladies, you are a genuine porn enthusiast
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 11:33 PM CDT reply actions
good movie.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
jesse james is one of them
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
maybe not. i forgot her name it would appear.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
jane, jesse jane
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
i don't know most of them too. Yeah there's jesse jane, the one on the far left
is sasha grey, the third one from the right is stoya. The others i have no idea.
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 10, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
have you seen the movie?
unusually good acting.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
i've seen the first Pirates movie. I think it still remains the most expensive
porn movie ever made. And yeah, with that great budget, they made sure the acting was
nothing like a normal porn flick.
by turnaroundfadeawaydunk on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
WOW I just read the blazers shit
I hope they don’t look at this thread… they’ll go apeshit about how “classless” we are
who cares. they're whiners. they need to save their energy when it costs them in this year's playoffs.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
i know that was two half thoughts in one sentence, but it made sense in my head. refereeing will always be a problem for the loser. always.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
yeah that wasn't clarification, but yeah. it's late. i need boobless sleep.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
yeah but you have girl parts, so that's normal.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
no guy parts though, right?
just checkin.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
oh idle threats
they work so well.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
lol
guess we’ll put that to the test. be sure and bring the maid’s uniform.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
a school girl uniform is also acceptable.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
always preferred
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
a girl with a big suitcase? never been done before!
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
who said anything about being turned on?
gotta be prepared for bad weather with long socks.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
we ran out of room.
now I will really say goodnight. I’ll be sure to bring my suit and schoolgirl outfit. you guys pick the venue :)
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