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i really hope that he isn't a first choice
getting jj after pining after a main scoring option seems hollow.
Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space, but Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match.
WHO WE GIVING UP FOR JOE?
DO NOT TRADE MY MAN RODDY
DIRK STAY IN DALLAS!!!!
by ray allen a mav on Jun 28, 2010 2:35 PM CDT reply actions




![While The Round Mound of DDOS ( Drunken Driving Oral Sex) is currently unavailable, i wondered if he has a mother at all. And why he has so many many, Manny Calavera...err.. many Grannies at stock.
Let's see.
Granny #1 Yao Ming, 30 Points ...ah the chinese relatives...
Granny #2 Ben Gordon, 32 Points ...with some teabags
Granny #3 Kobe Bryant, 35 Points ...everyone gets old....
Granny #4 Joe Johnson, 32 Points...who?
Granny #5 Tim Duncan, 32 Points in Twice the Oldertime
Granny #6 Devin Harris, 41 Points along with...
Granny #7 Vince Carter, 32 in Double Grandmother Impact
Granny #8 Eric Gordon, 32 Points in The Graduate of a Grandmother
Granny #9 Chris Paul, 33 Points in the Armpit(lock)
Granny #10 Deron Williams, 30 Points in "I can do that, too!"
Granny #11 Charlie Freaking Villanueva, 32 Points
Granny #12 Dwayne Herpes Wade, 30 Points
Granny #13 Dwight Howard, 35 Points
Granny #14 Deron Williams, 34 Points in "I can do that Part 2"
Granny #15 Paul Pierce, 31 Points in Closer [than] it should be
Granny #16 Tony Parker, 37 Points in "I demand Duncan and Ginobili sit out every Game."
Granny #17 Russel Westbrook, 33 Points in "Down 5 with 22 seconds left? I'll score 5 in 5 SECONDS!"
Granny #18 Tony Parker, 37 Points in "Merde, i said sit out Duncan!"
Granny #19 Stephen Jackson, 31 Points in "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"
Granny #20 Carmelo Anthony, 43 Points in "I'm surprised i was able to get that open"
Granny #21 Chris Paul, 42 Points in "+/- 0??!? Team you suck!"
Granny #22 Chris Paul, 31 Points in "I'm going to kill Pussy for stealing my triple-double and i don't shake hands because i haven't washed them since college"
Granny #23 David West, 31 Points in " I yelled 'And-one' 21 times and took 3 Fts total"
So i guess, right now, the question is....Who will come out and adopt Chuck take this Motherrole?
All lines are closed, bets are refunded.
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