Airing of Grievances

There's a thick fog of hostility in this community, and I thought that I would add to it since it's been a while since I've written anything long enough to put in a fanpost. The following is my group of criticisms of this site, and you, the community.

This site doesn't have any auto-play videos

I don't know about you, but when I visit a website, I expect to be hit with a minivan commercial after clicking on a link. This site needs more loud noises, and random videos are the way to jar people who visit. Scare them, and they'll come back for more.

This site should charge people for the privilege to post comments

Buy an eight pack of comments, and if they're not stupid, then you get one free. Marketing genius. T-shirts will be made that indicate its genius, and people will buy them. Maybe put Dominique Jones' picture on it somewhere.

There needs to be more fanshots

And those fanshots need to be about how people are doing. Picture it. DOH would have one about how his day is going like a stupid gif of the chocolate rain guy getting hit in the face with a football or Bruce is feeling like a clown smile jpeg. I don't read them, but someone would.

Every single member of this site needs to throw up a fanpost about the previous game

It builds character, and pisses off bbob. It's as if JJ had sex with his sister-girlfriend, and left her at the truck stop. Desensitize bobby to it like JJ desensitized his sister to little-person fornication.

More trade speculation

Where is everyone's sense of adventure? Visit a dungeon. Eat fast food. Jump out of a plane over the ocean. Watch a Mavs game and expect Dominique Jones to get 20 minutes. Be haphazard and know that the organization can get Rudy Gay, Amare Stoudemire, Steve Nash, Devin Harris, Raja Bell, Lamar Odom, and Joe Johnson if Mark Cuban is willing to take on salary, and sell half of the American Airlines Center to Chuck Greenberg. The fact that Cuban hasn't made it happen doesn't mean anything. Keep coming up with half-brained scenarios because for every twenty that you visualize, none happen. Thems good odds.

Better race relations

A lot of you guys are simply racist. There's no way JJ Barea deserves so much of your hate, and most of it comes from the fact that he's from another race or whatever. You don't hate Dirk, do you? He's German or something. JJ could be comparable to Dirk.

Better sex relations

No, I'm not talking about bbob's sister-girlfriend again. Everyone leave Britney alone. I mean uh Lisa. She's just trying to accumulate numbers in peace. Also, everyone leave me alone. One has nothing to do with the other, but I thought I would throw it out there. I'm a guy, but I bleed like a girl.

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