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by DOH on Jan 30, 2011 11:00 AM CST

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(Photo by Danny Bollinger/NBAE via Getty Images)

Rules: This is something for off-days. Winner is the Caption with the most Rec's till the next Game ends. Winner gets to choose next Pic for Caption. I'd suggest taking one from the next Game [Pictures], but, of course, anything Mavs-related goes.

So beware, If LJRotter wins, we might see some Jason Kidd P*r₪. If buckets wins, we might see some ugly Jason Kidd P|20n.

Ps: You do know who this is, right?

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What??

I said it, JJ sucks. You know you all are thinking the same thing, quit frontin’.

by bbob on Jan 30, 2011 11:18 AM CST reply actions 2 recs

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Jan 30, 2011 11:20 AM CST reply actions

shh, don't read the filename

the question was rhetoric, anyway…

"Mais put… Il est fou ce gars!" - French Jesus about Jewish Ice-T

by DOH on Jan 30, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

I play CoD too much.

by bluexfalcon on Jan 30, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

you must be

a professional athlete.

"Mais put… Il est fou ce gars!" - French Jesus about Jewish Ice-T

by DOH on Jan 30, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions

I've been known to run Marathon

by bluexfalcon on Jan 30, 2011 11:32 AM CST up reply actions

AT&T refuses to join the Dallas Mavericks' sponsors

as the team messes up the “Bars in All Places” picture.

by bluexfalcon on Jan 30, 2011 11:22 AM CST reply actions

weird, i thought they were a major sponsor already ^^

"Mais put… Il est fou ce gars!" - French Jesus about Jewish Ice-T

by DOH on Jan 30, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions

lol

bustin’ me balls D to the OH

by bluexfalcon on Jan 30, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions

Terry: ‘’Dirk, did you really dunk on Tyson?’’
Dirk: “Yeah, with a leg-up from Abe.”
Chandler: “Bullshit! That was a fuckin’ TRAMPOLINE!! ….pffff”
Threevenson: “Not again….”

"Mais put… Il est fou ce gars!" - French Jesus about Jewish Ice-T

by DOH on Jan 30, 2011 12:18 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

Abe: “Man, I told y’all we need to get rid of these bunk ass FanShots.”
JET: “Dirty, you know what this man is talking about?”
Dirk: “Well yeah obviously. It’s some dumb thing on Moneyball Deshawn is always griping about.”
Tyson’s Thoughts: “I need to further inform myself before I speak on this matter.”

by bruce182 on Jan 30, 2011 1:15 PM CST reply actions

Dirk: "I put my hand up on my hips when i dip, u dip, we dip "
Terry:“i said go on 3, we got a week to get this until Peja gets here”
Tyson:“I told you to let me lead”
DeShawn:“Dirk, i see what your doing but i just can’t get it”

by MFT5 on Jan 30, 2011 4:26 PM CST reply actions

Dirk, Terry & Chandler: I waaant it thaaaat waaaayyy!!
DeShawn: Man, it’s just not the same without KHump.

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by LJRotter on Jan 30, 2011 4:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Stevenson: Why did you have to show up now?!
Dirk: Why you hatin man?
Jet: Not you dirty, that home boy in the second row.
Tyson: Yeah man, why’d the Freak crash another party in Texas?

Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks

by Eric Prince on Jan 30, 2011 4:49 PM CST reply actions

Terry: We really really need Roddy healthy. Or a big trade.
Dirk: Tell me about it, I’m glad Tyson has my back on D but I can’t carry us alone
Stevenson: Come on man, I’m trying my best out here… Threevenson? Threevenson?

by Norsktroll on Jan 30, 2011 4:56 PM CST reply actions

Terry: Hey Dirk, how come adidas has signed Threevenson but not the best German ball player ever?

by Norsktroll on Jan 30, 2011 4:59 PM CST reply actions

Nike's for the oldies

by Pongskie on Jan 30, 2011 5:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

Dirk: You know, if you weren’t so inconsistent on offense you might actually have a Nike sponsorship, Jet.
Jet: I don’t want to hear it, Diggler. These are the same shoes John Wall uses, but you probably didn’t know that considering they don’t permit unsupervised television viewing in Germany.
Tyson: Take it easy, Jason. Besides everyone knows that those who couldn’t get Nike or Adidas are stuck with Reebok or even worse, Fila….
Stevenson: …The…..Threemancipator….YES I AM BORN YET AGAIN.

by Dark Narwhalskee on Jan 30, 2011 5:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

OT- Anybody seen this yet?

link

"I also have to say that I was pretty obviously wrong about C.J. Wilson. As recently as the All Star Break, I proclaimed the decision to move him the rotation a failure. That was epicfail of a, well, epic nature" - AJM
"My parents actually loved to pimp me too." - LSJ

by chrisR on Jan 30, 2011 8:16 PM CST reply actions

yeah, a few days ago

6pointplay, indeed

"Mais put… Il est fou ce gars!" - French Jesus about Jewish Ice-T

by DOH on Jan 31, 2011 5:52 AM CST up reply actions

Threevenson: I'm no fake tough guy

Dirk, JET, Tyson: Hey Bosh, where you at?

by Pongskie on Jan 30, 2011 8:51 PM CST reply actions

that’s a little durant’y

"Mais put… Il est fou ce gars!" - French Jesus about Jewish Ice-T

by DOH on Jan 31, 2011 10:28 AM CST up reply actions

The Game is in a few hours

People got the captioning-part down, ….as far as the recc’ing part…still time left … looks like bbob is the frontrunner. I’d expect something related to Puerto Rico as Picture o_O
(replying with a link is enough…for the eventual winner) ^^

"Mais put… Il est fou ce gars!" - French Jesus about Jewish Ice-T

by DOH on Jan 31, 2011 10:27 AM CST reply actions

Carlisle yelling from the side line,"CLEAR THE LANE FOR JJ AND SET UP FOR THE KICKOUT"

Abe," Yo man, that’s enough dribblin, the shot clocks countin down."
Jet, " Does he know we’re out here"
Dirk, “he’s having a flashback from last game when he scored 19.”
Tyson thinking to himself, “Rick!, I’ll never get an alley-oop with the ball in his hands.”

by young guns on Jan 31, 2011 10:40 AM CST reply actions 2 recs