Start of 2010 season:
Somebody: Would you take a championship this year if it meant going winless in 2011/2012?
Me: YES!
One of the lesser benefits of being the champs is Hard-A is no longer needed for nights like tonight--no crushing hangovers at work tomorrow; no more 2006 flashbacks. Through DVRs and SI promo offers, inebriation now comes in the form of reliving and experiencing anew the Mavs' magical run of a year ago. So bring on the devastating losses NBA gods-- we've got a new coping mechanism and method of indulgence that no longer puts our jobs at risk!