Mavs to sign Vince Carter
WHY?
Is this a nightmare that I'm trapped in?
5 months ago
Marie
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I'll let Bunk express my emotions right now

"I don't want no damn welfare pencil!"
by Marie on Dec 9, 2011 8:05 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
The mavs need someone of the floor at the same time at Dirk...
where other teams think crap we cant double Dirk or he’ll burn us. I’m with you, VC isn’t that guy. It’s like Donnie and the boys are thinking, lets start getting some promising young guys on the bench then make a splash w/ once famous players to placate the fan base into thinking we still have a shot at the title. I see a huge clash between Dirk and VC in the future. Dirk hates that selfish play and laziness and usually expresses it on the court (Damp?). I’m surprised at how many their opinions there are out there that have VC being an exact replacement for tuffjuice.
I'm a pansy firefly. better?
Thank you for putting into words what I couldn't since I'm too annoyed to be coherent
I just don’t see him fitting in and he doesn’t give 100% on the court.
"I don't want no damn welfare pencil!"
Just a Question
Why are you so angry/annoyed with this?
How could I not be
He’s overrated, old, and I doubt he’ll contribute anything to the team. I watched him during his time with the Magic, since that is my home team, and he was less than impressive. He can’t be relied on to hit big shots or to even have a solid performance, and he is slow on defense. He’s a joke.
Perhaps he can prove me wrong, but I highly doubt it. And since it is a multi-year deal, it looks like we are stuck with him for a while.
"I don't want no damn welfare pencil!"
by Marie on Dec 9, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly.
He should have retired already really. Now we have a multi-year deal with him and I find it real hard to believe anyone else will ever trade us for him.
by elbow greater than face on Dec 10, 2011 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I am no Vince Carter fan and I'm surprised he is the guy that Dallas would pursue.
If there is a positive though, I think it is that he will likely be viewed as a guy to back-up Marion (who should be our starting 3). And, the other positive is (assuming he buys in to our team) that our system should not be conducive to him hogging the ball and chucking up terrible shots. Hopefully he will be able to play off Dirk better and rejuvenate himself somewhat that way.
If I had a nickel for every Super Bowl the Eagles have won, I would have zero nickels.
he played with Kidd before too and at an elite level at one point
have to wait and see how it works out









![While The Round Mound of DDOS ( Drunken Driving Oral Sex) is currently unavailable, i wondered if he has a mother at all. And why he has so many many, Manny Calavera...err.. many Grannies at stock.
Let's see.
Granny #1 Yao Ming, 30 Points ...ah the chinese relatives...
Granny #2 Ben Gordon, 32 Points ...with some teabags
Granny #3 Kobe Bryant, 35 Points ...everyone gets old....
Granny #4 Joe Johnson, 32 Points...who?
Granny #5 Tim Duncan, 32 Points in Twice the Oldertime
Granny #6 Devin Harris, 41 Points along with...
Granny #7 Vince Carter, 32 in Double Grandmother Impact
Granny #8 Eric Gordon, 32 Points in The Graduate of a Grandmother
Granny #9 Chris Paul, 33 Points in the Armpit(lock)
Granny #10 Deron Williams, 30 Points in "I can do that, too!"
Granny #11 Charlie Freaking Villanueva, 32 Points
Granny #12 Dwayne Herpes Wade, 30 Points
Granny #13 Dwight Howard, 35 Points
Granny #14 Deron Williams, 34 Points in "I can do that Part 2"
Granny #15 Paul Pierce, 31 Points in Closer [than] it should be
Granny #16 Tony Parker, 37 Points in "I demand Duncan and Ginobili sit out every Game."
Granny #17 Russel Westbrook, 33 Points in "Down 5 with 22 seconds left? I'll score 5 in 5 SECONDS!"
Granny #18 Tony Parker, 37 Points in "Merde, i said sit out Duncan!"
Granny #19 Stephen Jackson, 31 Points in "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"
Granny #20 Carmelo Anthony, 43 Points in "I'm surprised i was able to get that open"
Granny #21 Chris Paul, 42 Points in "+/- 0??!? Team you suck!"
Granny #22 Chris Paul, 31 Points in "I'm going to kill Pussy for stealing my triple-double and i don't shake hands because i haven't washed them since college"
Granny #23 David West, 31 Points in " I yelled 'And-one' 21 times and took 3 Fts total"
So i guess, right now, the question is....Who will come out and adopt Chuck take this Motherrole?
All lines are closed, bets are refunded.
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