To understand Mavs Man is to know that murderous razors edge where madness and genius meet. He is some sort of alien whose epidermis consists of a substance identical in every fashion to the surface of a basketball. He is employed as a mascot of our beloved Dallas Mavericks. His superpowers include the ability to entertain large audiences for spans of 1 to 20 minutes at a time and aerial aerobics that involve dunking. He may or may not be able to fly.