OT Thread March 1-8
by buckets on Mar 1, 2011 5:20 PM CST
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PrintHey, how are you? I am fine. After a good idea was posed in the caramel thread, I chose to throw up this thread because I dislike Carmelo. Okay then, I have blabbed enough.
This is the place to talk about all your random ass opinions about other teams, other players, vanilla or chocolate, m&ms or skittles, two and a half men or seinfeld, whatever.
This is the fanpost that covers everything. Ramble here. Bruce can do this next week. We can all take turns!
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lalala i go first
everyone’s gotta be first. does that bother anyone else? i don’t mind a nice third place. kind of like arrested development.
my folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. what am i, the pope?
new people are just old people
who haven’t been flogged enough.
my folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. what am i, the pope?
by buckets on Mar 1, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
rec'd
thanks for this morsel of awesomeness!
by elbow greater than face on Mar 1, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
Sloppy seconds again :(
And rec this shit to at least 3 so it stays on top of the fanposts. It’ll be easier to find if people decide to fanpost a lot in a week.
If I wanted a challenge, I'd go Bulbasaur.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ooh I wanna do this just for fun.
Using Generation I element type advantages/disadvantages which have long since been changed, this would be the difficulty. X denoting a loss using only your starter and √ a win.
Charmander: Brock X, Misty X, Lt. Surge PUSH, Erika √,
Koga PUSH, Sabrina PUSH, Blaine PUSH, Giovanni X
Squirtle: Brock √, Misty PUSH, Lt. Surge X, Erika X
Koga PUSH, Sabrina PUSH , Blaine √, Giovanni √
Bulbasaur: Brock √, Misty √, Lt. Surge √, Erika PUSH
Koga X, Sabrina PUSH, Blaine X, Giovanni √
Based on just the Gym Leaders alone the standings would be:
Charmander: 1 win. 3 losses. 4 undecided outcomes.
Squirtle: 3 wins. 2 losses. 3 undecided outcomes.
Bulbasaur: 4 wins. 2 losses. 2 undecided outcomes.
So Bulbasaur is the pick if you want to run through the first part of the game while with Charmander, you have to supplement him with pals early on. I was bored and this was fun to do.
Wow...
Not sure if that’s an “I’m impressed” wow or “Shaking my head at you” wow
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A little of column A, a little of column B!
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Impressive!
Your knowledge of the game is impressive.
by elbow greater than face on Mar 4, 2011 12:16 AM CST up reply actions
i would defile the t-mobile girl if given the chance.
my folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. what am i, the pope?
She was born not very far from where I was born.
/cool story bro
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She's on my girl crush list
She’s looked better, though…I don’t think she’s gained back the weight she’s lost for Black Swan yet
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I heard of the Buzz v Cuban twitter fight but I wasn't arsed to read thru it.
And I didn’t, the internet came to my rescue. Deadspin animated it for us.
http://ca.deadspin.com/5773668/the-buzz-bissinger+mark-cuban-twitter-fight-transcribed-and-animated
Just watched the iPad announcement thingie
Debating if I should get it or not…I want a white one with a pink case (I can be quite girly at times), it looks so cute.
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Would you get the Wifi or 3G version?
I looked at the prices and they’re steep. Then again I just say that because I have no job, if I had money I’d probably get one.
Probably just Wifi
I’d get the 3G if I didn’t have to pay extra…I already have an iPhone and I don’t know why I have to pay extra for the 3G for an iPad
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I'm really considering getting one
But it doesn’t have the retina display, so I don’t know…I’d have to see it in person
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No, it's not because of that, haha
I’ve been thinking of getting one since before Christmas, but I had to hold off since I spent a good amount of money on my NY trip
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Aw :(
My older brother and I actually talked about going there for the All-Star game…it obviously didn’t happen. Maybe someday…you’ll have to give up your twitter first ;)
We’re supposed to be through professionally, I don’t know why I’m talking to you…
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guess whose facebook i found and friend requested.
muahahahahahaaaaas
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I received a request from someone who isn’t Prince Copyright Pound Sterling of Nigeria…so it can’t be you
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That game was pretty neat, Dirk should have won MVP. Pish posh.
Ah well I guess I’ll never see you then. Bye Marie, FOR-EH-VER.
You know I can't quit you
I’m like Scarface and you’re the yeyo
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I've already got an iphone that fits in my pocket...if I got an ipad I'd have to get bigger jeans.
I'm a friggin parrot..
You don't have to put it in your pocket
Just carry it around in a man purse :)
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I miss your mustachioed icons, by the way
I keep forgetting to tell you
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Yeah, my damn productivity at work has hampered that this year...
I’ll see what I can do before playoffs.
I'm a friggin parrot..
You know what this means
You need to stop being good at your job…it’s called prioritizing
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True dat. If I get caught I can just show my boss my 10000 word essay explaining
the pitfalls of the 3 guard lineup in particularly playing JJ any single second of a game, since he sucks and all.
I'm a friggin parrot..
incorporating cow bell in an essay
would it be audible? because that’d be something.
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Doesn't that mean we had to waive somebody to make space?
I’m scared and preparing to be pissed…
by elbow greater than face on Mar 2, 2011 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
Oh thank god!
So wait, did we waive Ajinca to get Peja while we had Pavlovic on a 10 day or something? I’m still angry about that move.
by elbow greater than face on Mar 2, 2011 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
we traded ajinca
and got back Georgios Printezis
awesome name
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Wait what?
So does this guy still play in the foreign league and we just have the rights to him like the Timberwolves have the rights to Ricky Rubio?
P.S. I’m really starting to feel strong hatred for our front office…
by elbow greater than face on Mar 2, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
mavs have the rights to him.
it was basically ajinca for peja.
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Anybody following the Denver/Charlotte game?
Who’s youre leading scorer for CHA? That’s right folks, Matty C.
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VIA @kiddtweet
She's cute, but...
Wearing a black bra under a see-through blouse? Judging you right now, girl
It’s an ugly blouse, too
/fashionpolice
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she's a playmate
what do you expect? she’s not used to wearing clothes
/jealous
Managing Editor of MavsMoneyball.com
Kidd's eyes look dead in this photo
He has the whole blank stare going on
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Music stuff
From LIam Gallagher (sourcery):
“I heard that f—-ing Radiohead record and I just go, ‘What?!’” Gallagher declared. “I like to think that what we do, we do f—-ing well. Them writing a song about a f—-ing tree? Give me a f—-ing break! A thousand year old tree? Go f—- yourself! You’d have thought he’d have written a song about a modern tree or one that was planted last week. You know what I mean?”
I think he’s just jealous, though this rant amuses me… Radiohead is like fried gold so they can pretty much do no wrong. Besides, it’s a great album!
Some jams, for anyone who wants to listen:
Lykke Li – I Follow Rivers (this album is so good)
Oasis – Champagne Supernova (classic)
Velvet Underground -
Radiohead – Knives Out
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Oops, not sure what happened to the last two songs....oh well
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I can see you've enjoyed the record since we last spoke.
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I love it
Radiohead was all I listened to yesterday (the new album plus all the old ones), with the exception of Arctic Monkeys on the drive home (I listen to them like they’re going out of style or something).
Today is for Lykke Li, for the most part
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Ever listen to Charlotte Gainsbourg?
I jammed her on the ride to work this morning. Might do the same on the way home.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yes, I like her a lot
I think she only has two albums? If so, I have both. She’s a good actress as well. I have her dad Serge’s greatest hits (I don’t understand any French, of course).
Do you like Charlotte Hatherley? She used to be in that group Ash but now she’s solo.
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Haven't heard Hatherley.
Her latest album is IRM. Beck produced it. That’s the only one I have.
Listening to her/watching her in Science of Sleep, then watching her in Anti Christ, I can never look at her the same way again.
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Charlotte Gainsbourg's other album is called 5:55
It’s actually her second; I don’t have the first. I can upload it for you, if you want.
I liked her a lot in I’m Not There; her role was like a combo of Suze Rotolo and Dylan’s firat wife Sara. She covered “Just Like A Woman” for the soundtrack (one of my favorite Dylan songs).
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I'm ripping it now, thanks though!
She did that song Lemon Incest with her father. I’m not sure how to feel about it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Oh god
That song is so 80’s. Have you seen the video? Makes me feel awkward and icky.
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Charlotte is a cutie.
I mean, she’s 18 years older than me, but I don’t care.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yep.
I watched Anti-Christ after the critics raving about her performance. Her and Wilhem Dafoe were good, but the story was just blah. Not to mention it was 90 minutes of his dick and her vagina getting mutilated.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I haven't seen this film
Not sure I want to based on your description…
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The cinematography is phenomenal. Simply stunning.
But the story is meh, and it’s just very masochistic. Worth seeing once, because both of them are very good actors, but it just depends on if you can handle the last 30 minutes. It’s a true avant garde flick.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i was like that with requiem for a dream.
that movie wrecked me, and i’ll never watch it a second time.
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I've still never seen Requiem.
It’s on my list, but I always forget to watch it.
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My college roommate had it on a loop...must've seen it 20 times.
Messes with your head everytime.
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So I've heard.
I’m into terribly depressing movies at times, so maybe I’ll love it?
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Nope, but that sounds right up my alley from what I'm reading about it.
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That movie is so depressing, but it's really well done
I haven’t seen it a second time, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to.
Blue Valentine is also super depressing and I think Never Let Me go could have been if it was done right. Revolutionary Road is also quite sad. I love depressing movies though; people think I’m weird for saying that, but whatever…
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I thought Never Let Me Go
was brilliant…if it were isolated as a film. Carey Mulligan and Andrew Garfield were great.
Just that as an adaptation of a novel, and the stylistic features which Ishiguro wrote about, it wasn’t too well done for me.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
I am currently reading the book
What do you think of the narration style?
As for the film, the cinematography was beautiful. Carey and Andrew were wonderful, Keira just phoned it in.
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Heh, you too :D
I didn’t derive as much emotion from reading the book as from the film. The narration in the book felt a little more distanced and reflective, and often matter-of-fact and resigned. I guess that works in itself, but it was pretty contrasting to how I felt as I watched the film.
Like, when Kathy describes Tommy throwing that tantrum near the end of the novel, that feels completely different in the film. Legitimately gut-wrenching, but in the novel, it was almost…humorous, whimsical.
The film and novel just felt like completely separate entities, except for the storyline.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
The narration is throwing me off a bit
And it could explain why I’m not tearing through the novel like I usually do with books. I don’t like how she rambles and goes back and forth between memories. I suppose that the conversational style is good for some and normally I don’t mind that, but I prefer a more linear approach to storytelling. I don’t hate flashbacks, but they have to be done/told properly. I just feel like she goes on tangents.
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are you trying to say that you locked yourself out of the house
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How does one prepare for a lockout
I guess I’ll stock up on British TV shows I haven’t yet watched
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I've seen one episode of Black Books
None of Doctor Who. Right now I am watching Being Human and I love it a lot. Will probably get into Skins next (I’ve only seen the first episode) and pick up where I left off on The IT Crowd and The Mighty Boosh. I’m done with The Inbetweeners and there are no new Misfits episodes at the moment.
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I watch Parks and Rec...it's my favorite show right now
I also like The League and I fell out of love with Community. I also watch Mad Men and Breaking Bad…Castle is a guilty pleasure. I might start watching Boardwalk Empire, but I don’t know.
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Oh yeah
I haven’t seen the finale of that show yet. I was really turned off by one of the storylines (the wife getting together with her husband’s partner/best friend thing). I also watch True Blood.
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i heard true blood is cheesy.
i’m getting withdraws from nothing new on amc, so i’m watching reruns of breaking bad. i love the fuck out of that show.
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It is cheesy but I enjoy it
i love Breaking Bad; I actually got teary-eyed when Aaron Paul won his Emmy. Mad Men season 4 was a disappointment.
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yeah, i got teary during that hospital scene. he's a good actor.
yeah, mad men had its least good season this year. i don’t care about betty at all, and the finale made me wonder why a guy like don would jump back in to marriage when he knows that it doesn’t work for him.
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I might even say that Mad Men sucked this year
There was only one true standout episode and that was The Suitcase. Don and Peggy’s relationship will always be one of my favorite aspects of the show. There wasn’t enough Joan this season.
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oh yeah
seen all of those. julia stiles didn’t dance enough.
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the walking dead has moments where it's so predictable that it hurts because it's all been done before
but i watch because i like basically everything that comes on amc.
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I dug it
Not one for the squeamish to be sure, but a good series if you’ve got the stomach for it. No spoilers but I did wish the season was longer as it didn’t seem like there was enough anticipation and buildup to the season finale. Still well worth the time IMO.
by elbow greater than face on Mar 6, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
The Inbetweeners is an amazing show.
Even the British toilet humor is higher brow than ours.
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You bumder!
I sometimes wish I can use their slang but I know I would sound like a total ass if I try
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Oh I bust it out all the time.
I don’t even give a fuck. I call girls fit all the time.
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It's one thing to call girls fit...I think they would know what that means in the British sense
But stuff like clunge, bell end, bumder, etc.
Now I feel like watching The Inbetweeners…the third season is a bit meh, but I loved the first two.
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Season 2 was simply amazing.
Took a few episodes to get their footing, but man, it was great.
Why did they just end it after the 3rd season? I think they still had a good 2 seasons in it before they had to start thinking about a wrap up or movie.
At least the movie comes out in August.
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It ended in the third season...
…because of how the guys progressed in age, so they graduated at the end of season 3 and then the movie takes place when they’re 18. There were plenty of hilarious moments that got me hooked (Simon throwing up in Carli’s brother’s face was classic) but I didn’t really fall in love with the show until that episode where they went to the amusement park…that episode had everything.
Season 2…that had Pedo Kennedy, right? And the fish punching?
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I probably won't be in the game threads for a while :(
I feel like I’m on an alternate timeline with my delayed feed and I don’t want to annoy anyone with my late reactions to things
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I don't know, I think it might be
Everyone’s all, “Dirk!” or “Fuck yeah, Dirk!” and then I’m like…
Two minutes later…
“Yay, Dirk!”
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i'm only 2 minutes ahead of you.
watch out for that tree you’re gonna walk into.
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Aha, but I'm indoors
So was the timeline altered? What would Daniel Faraday do? I need a constant
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your constant is the tree you were supposed to run into.
is your mind blown?
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Yes
My blown mind is making my nose bleed, even though I have a constant in this tree
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unpossible
your nose is bleeding because your alternate self just ran into a door.
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Is my alternate self waiting for Jack to realize he's dead
Are we all going to start jearing
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jack lives in all of our hearts
and on family guy. never forget.
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Yup. The fish one was amazing.
Also, that show had more attractive girls in 5 episodes than I saw my entire time in London. I must have been in the wrong area.
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I like how Charlotte isn't stick thin
And that one girl from caravan club (the one who likes Simon) is cute
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Yes.
All those girls (and Simon’s mum, OF COURSE) are fit beyond all hell.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ahhhhh failure.
Fuck, I’m an amateur. I haven’t watched in months. a
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MORE FAILURE
haven’t watched in months and now can’t remember names.*
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Fish punching
I was both cracking up and reacting with disgust
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Sad but true
:(
I literally cried when we lost in the Finals
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Please tell me you are watching the heat who were up by over 20 on the magic in the 3rd...
now down 7
I'm a friggin parrot..
And Orlando wins...2nd biggest comeback in Magic history....down by 24 win by 3
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Yes! Great jorb
And of course they have to put in the obligatory old movie quote from some sci-fi movie. It’s like the system is down
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I think I might make the Strong Bad techno song my ringtone
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I have wasted many minutes
Burninating the countryside and the peasants
Oookay! I mean, sooo good!
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Aw :(
Last night, I read about a puppy that survived a euthanasia attempt and now tons of people want to adopt him. His name is Wall-e.
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Heat at Spurs tonight
Which team do you want to win?
A)The Heat, because you hate the Spurs
B)The Spurs, because you hate the heat
C)Something else
Don't forget to turn your swag on today.
Good thing it's on espn,
so I can watch that game and then live stream the Mav’s.
Don't forget to turn your swag on today.
If you're a fan of her music
I really enjoyed her album with Pete Yorn.
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Tony Parker played last night,
what the heck happened to that 2-4 weeks stuff.
Don't forget to turn your swag on today.
arroyo will leak the Heat playbook
In my speed boat we be speeding... In my sail boat we be sailing... In my tug boat we be tugging... In my pump boat we be pumping... - Urbandub
and pass to Bosh's head
In my speed boat we be speeding... In my sail boat we be sailing... In my tug boat we be tugging... In my pump boat we be pumping... - Urbandub
AHAHAHAHAHA
super nintendo chalmers just got facialized by rose.
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We wouldn't last one second over on ptr.
I don’t know why they keep coming over here. They obviously think about us often :)
I've been there a few times.
It’s very meh.
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Who we going for in lal vs sas?
Personally I don’t care if we catch up to the spurs. I like our position right now and if we do happen to face them, we can beat ‘em. I ain’t afraid of no spur.
The correct answer, as always, is "building collapse".
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so i found myself in a shitty mood about 30 minutes ago
when it turned out that chilis forgot the dressing for my fucking salad. no more tips for the to-go people.
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Is one supposed to tip the to-go people?
I never know the proper tipping etiquette. I never tip the to-go people.
they have a jar, and they take money before putting the order in.
i don’t want a spitty salad, but i made a vow after i found out there wasn’t any dressing.
fuck those guys in the eye, too.
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I hate to go from chilis....everything that is big and fulfilling from their dine-in menu...
is given to you in children’s size. And it’s alway cold and missing something.
I'm a friggin parrot..
i might put that theory to the test next time and order off the kids menu.
i hope kiddy salads exist.
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I usually end up doing it...then asking myself when I get in the car...
“wait, wtf did I just do? They carried a bag 5 feet from the kitchen.”
I'm a friggin parrot..
my friend asked the waitress last time i sat down there
and it sounded like they pool tips, so i might make up for a crappy tipper. that’s how i justify it.
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that's a good point.
On the swing side, maybe if they keep getting shafted they’ll realize they need to stop working at friggin chilis.
I'm a friggin parrot..
but then who would make my kiddy salad? a foreigner?
i don’t want them takin mah jawbs.
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This reminds me.
Why doesn’t anybody ever talk about how babies are here to replace us. Everyone just fawns over them and thinks their cute but those fucks are sinister.
cause that's life?
i’m eating cherry garcia for the first time right now. it’s good, and i’m a fatty.
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It's awesome...however I hate hearing the normal Laker's cheers...
Every place they go they get half the crowd’s cheers, because some dick weed decided that he has nothing to live for so he’ll make being a LA Lakers fan his number one goal in life. He lives outside of san antonio in a 1 man shack with a 14 inch TV and rabbit ears. He skins rats for a living and finally put enough skins together to make a fake fur coat that he roped a tourist in the riverwalk into buying. Now he can finally afford his used Kobe jersey and a ticket in section 342, and hes going to cheer chant and talk shit as much as he can about how he owns LA and the lakers are his boys.
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that kind of life sounds awesome.
i’ll be that guy for the mavericks.
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you say that every game
you know if you say it enough, you’ll eventually be right.
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I think they are going to beat them in Cleveland like proportion...by 55 or so.
They Pop will cut off somebody’s pinky toe for lack of effort.
I'm a friggin parrot..
you're all about repeating yourself until someone notices you, brah.
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i haven't up to this point, and it's turning out to be a positive choice that i've made.
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how much will a bottle of lebron and wade tears go for when they get the shit kicked out of them in the playoffs
and will the proceeds go to the boys and girls clubs of america
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maybe philly or indiana will move up...
I want them to get bounced out by a team that doesn’t have a real superstar on it.
I'm a friggin parrot..
"get me out of here!"
he cries to his phone when he can use that same phone for, uhhh, calling someone to get him out.
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Watched love and other drugs last night...pretty sappy...
But man there is a whole lot of anne hathaway breast in the movie… guess she wont be doing any more disney princess movies.
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jizz
i mean, geez. or cheez?
after havoc, i thought she’d be off to diss me princess territory. and here, way too much of it with mr. brokeback.
still love that smile though.
In my speed boat we be speeding... In my sail boat we be sailing... In my tug boat we be tugging... In my pump boat we be pumping... - Urbandub
heh
i especially delight in seeing blair suck a proverbial hot dog.
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yeah that's gonna be a gif
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SAN ANTONIO.
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they're interviewing the fucktard who keep his head down during the game?
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wow, they're giving him serious face time.
only the nba, man.
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Well, when your on the court product is this....
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i didn't get a good enough look at him.
that stain looked like obama.
does that make me racist?
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Maybe but oh well.
Comparing our crappy president to a stain seems appropriate so just go with it.
by elbow greater than face on Mar 6, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Well, when Kia had a commercial already set up less than 3 days after all star weekend
the fix was clearly in.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Follow the trail of money and find out who bought the most commercials during the '06 finals.
Then there is the culprit that gave stern money for that travesty.
too big for tinypic, and i'm too lazy to make it smaller
when i go to a spurs game, i like to drink coffee. durrrp.
Right over here, disqualified. Hand job.
WTF was up with that Kevin Love photoshop travesty?
Looked like Muhammad Ali cropped the photo.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
hey, loser is on. never saw it, but it reminds me of a good quote from mr biggs and mr van derr beek
Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren’t you the guy who fucked the pie!
Jason Biggs: You see! It’s never “Hey! You’re that guy from Loser” or “Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls.” No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I’m HAUNTED by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie!
Right over here, disqualified. Hand job.
I FUCKED THE PIE, I FUCKED THE PIE!
“Yeah, in prison, he’ll be the pie.”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
And at the end, I want you to say
“Oh, what a lovely tea party.”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I had a dream that Roddy B got traded
And then a few days ago I had a dream about Kirk Hinrich
Clearly I watch too much basketball
Why can’t I dream about Clive Owen or my other husbands, or cute puppies, or the next Oscar-winning screenplay that is critically acclaimed yet cool enough so that I’d have some kind of street cred
"Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown"
He is tasting the bitterness
"The Miami Heat are exactly what everyone wanted, losing games," Wade said. "The world is better now because the Heat is losing."
The world doesn’t revolve around you, bitch
"Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown"
via twitter. lulz
"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Mar 6, 2011 9:57 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
This is like ambrosia to me
Getting such joy out of this, I don’t give a shit
"Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown"
haha!
it’s like they lost game 7 and they’re about to retire after this season. wow.
In my speed boat we be speeding... In my sail boat we be sailing... In my tug boat we be tugging... In my pump boat we be pumping... - Urbandub
I just now remembered to rec this post
Apologies to the Nigerian prince
"Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown"
I did once
but she just ran away again. Was kinda disappointing.
by elbow greater than face on Mar 8, 2011 4:12 AM CST up reply actions
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