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The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy 
I'm not old or new but middle school, fifth grade like junior high 
I don't know mofo' if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho 'cause she fly 
But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat known as Kid Funky Fry 
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye 
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine 
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always strokin' my own Whookie 
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me Cookie

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is anyone going to see limitless? i think i might even though it looks slightly cheesy.

also, i don’t think that there should be a second hangover. zach galafanakis should go away.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought Hangover was exceptionally average.

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by Maximilian on Mar 17, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'd agree with that.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I might watch Paul, though…and maybe Sucker Punch, haven’t quite decided. I’m not the target audience for that film and attractive young women don’t do it for me, but it looks somewhat interesting

Need July 15th now so I can watch Deathly Hallows pt. 2

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm skipping paul because of seth rogen, i don't know about sucker punch. it's not necessary for me to see.

as for hp, i can wait for that because i wasn’t a fan until recently.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know if it will be shown here

But I want to see Daydream Nation

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Via IMDB
Tells the story of a city girl who moves to a small town and becomes entangled in a love triangle between her high school teacher and a stoner classmate.

If done right, it might be a good coming-of-age film; I like those kinds of things

Kat Dennings is the city girl in question

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

It could be good!

Maybe I just like Kat Dennings

You know what movie disappointedme…Easy A. I was expecting it to be wittier and instead it wasn’t. It was trite and predictable…I expected better from you, Emma Stone!

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i can see that. i didn't really have any expectations. just thought it would be a time waster.

and it was. i got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good thing I didn't pay to see it

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad marie

sneaking into movies? your dollars line the fat cats’ pockets.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I meant I downloaded the torrent

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

THAT’S EVEN WORSE. YOU’RE SUPPORTING PIRARRRRRRRRCY. i’ve done that.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do it all the time

But mostly for music

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

mediafire

i’m beginning to think that piracy is its only use.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

IT'S SHARING FILES, BRO.

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by Maximilian on Mar 17, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

sharing files with billions of pplz

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Problem?

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by Maximilian on Mar 17, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

not for me.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't snuck into a movie in forever

The last time I did so was to watch Pirates of the Caribbean (the first one)

Actually, my brother and I snuck in to see Black Swan, but we had paid to see The Fighter

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

you didn't see the fighter?

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did

But like a couple of weeks after we did that

See, we got to the theatre and there was a sign saying that Black Swan was sold out, so he bought tickets for The Fighter and then we went to see Black Swan instead, robbing two people of their seats, but whatevs

You snooze, you lose

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

funny

i went to a theater over here, predominantly black, on a saturday night, the week that big mamma came out. i was so sure that the roommate wouldn’t be sold out, and i was right (at the time). when we sat down, the entire theater was packed. i walked past the line for big mamma’s house, and it would around the theater. so insane.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

wound*

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow weak plot...

…and they’re calling it “Daydream Nation”?

I like that Dennings chick, though. But she should go away. Go to France and do splatter films.

by mg4tx on Mar 22, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seth Rogen annoys me too

But I really like Simon Pegg and Nick Frost

Jason Bateman is in the film, as well

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep. i like those three guys a lot, too, but i hate rogen with a passion right now.

jonah hill, seth rogen, zach g hate em

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seth Rogen's voice is grating

I didn’t mind him overly much in Freaks and Geeks and I liked him in Knocked Up and Superbad

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

never saw freaks and geeks

disliked knocked up, and HOLY FUCKING FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK i hated superbad on so many levels, namely the insane usage of the word fuck.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gasp, we are in disagreement

I can feel my world crumbling

Give Freaks and Geeks a chance though, it’s great

Lately I have been re-watching The League; that show is so hilarious even though I don’t know anything about fantasy football

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

hah, we can disagree about movies or shows. we've seen so many.

i watch parts of the league since it’s usually after it’s always sunny. it has funny moments.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you watch or have seen Party Down

Great show…only lasted two seasons, though

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

is there anyone in it that i’ve heard of?

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have to watch!

It has Ken Marino, Jane Lynch (season 1, anyway), Adam Scott (I have such a crush on him), Martin Starr, Ryan Hansen, and Lizzy Caplan

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay! lol

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

For real, I think you'll like it

Especially since you like Sunny

It’s about a group of has-been actors who now work for a catering service

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Starz

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah, yeah i'll get on it.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please do

On that note, I’m heading out to have lunch. Thanks for the chat, I was having a bad day/in a bad mood and it helped cheer me up a little :)

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

glad to help

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

hah ken marino

i like children’s hospital but i don’t know the actors’ names.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've loved Ken Marino

Since his days on The State

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I. Love. F&G.

watched the whole season (why’d they cancel it??) in a weekend.

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by LJRotter on Mar 17, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here!

I have to get the series on DVD (it’s expensive); I watched the whole series on Youtube. Haverchuck is my favorite :)

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know it's cheesy

but I LOVE John Francis Daley, and I get so excited when I watch him on Bones.

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by LJRotter on Mar 17, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

He grew up cute

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought he was cute then too

but then again, I like nerdy guys sometimes.

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by LJRotter on Mar 17, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

And here's your boy

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHY IS HE SO CUTE

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by LJRotter on Mar 17, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Admittedly he is dreamy.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Mar 17, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah!

Still looks like a movie with the kind of retarded premise that would normally piss me off. This is probably best suited to be one of those “sneak a pint into the theater and dump it in you $8 soda” kind of movies.

by elbow greater than face on Mar 19, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Because of the prince :)

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:14 PM CDT reply actions  

still waiting...

you got your dolphin

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

You drive a hard bargain, Your Highness

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

how do you think i got the kingdom?

traded magic beans for it.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

pshhhh

i’m a non-violent prince. as they say, i’m not a violent man, that’s why i have guards.

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by buckets on Mar 17, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jennifer Lawrence will play Katniss in The Hunger Games (if anyone cares)

Those books are okay

First two were passable, third one is shit

Battle Royale did it better

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I LOVED the series

and wanted to play Katniss :( my “agent” wouldn’t submit me for it. dunno why. (pipedream…)

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by LJRotter on Mar 17, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even the third book, though?

The second one isn’t even as good as the first, in my opinion, and the first was only okay.

Who did you want her to get with?

There are rumors that Hunter Parrish (hot dude from Weeds) is going to be Peeta. Do you agree with the Jennifer Lawrence casting? She can act, but looks-wise she’s no Katniss. I was hoping it’d be Hailee Steinfeld

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like Hailee isn't "angry" enough in the right way

and Lawrence is too pretty. that’s why I decided I’d be perfect… not hideous but not gorgeous, and brown hair… and perpetually angry about life.

And I liked how much Peeta loved her… but Gale was super sexy. I admit- I was torn.

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by LJRotter on Mar 17, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually had no idea who to choose

And I kept picturing Gale as the annoying kid from Captain Planet who had the lame heart power

Lulz

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

not at all how I pictured him. I’ll have to think about that now, and try and find a visual representation.

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by LJRotter on Mar 17, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just deleted the pics...

too much effort to reduce size. In my head, I had them this way, I think based on their names. Peeta sounded like he’d be Indian-looking, and Gale sounds, I dunno, Brad Pitt-esque. I kinda ignored her descriptions because my brain has more fun doing it myself.

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by LJRotter on Mar 17, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Peeta is the bread dude

And it makes me think of pita bread

Gale, of course, makes me think of the power of heart and rainforests

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by Marie on Mar 17, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

and cargo shorts

slash photog vest

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by LJRotter on Mar 18, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

any team to watch?

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by DOH on Mar 17, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

seen that. Faried boards good.

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by DOH on Mar 17, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn Old Dominion

was a national upset pickers and fell at the buzzer.

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Well shit.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 17, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fried egg

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 8:00 AM CDT reply actions  

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

i’m excited. even though every day is fried egg to meh.

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by buckets on Mar 18, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Partyin' partyin' (yeah)

I wish everyday was fried egg for me too

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops

I mean every day

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey you're not an editor.

that’s not your decision to make. fried egg fried egg.

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by buckets on Mar 18, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm always editing myself

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know, but leave it to the professional

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by buckets on Mar 18, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

What if I like editing things...

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

than your wierd.

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by buckets on Mar 18, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eye sea watt ewe did they're

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

dew ewe?

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by buckets on Mar 18, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh god

I’m offended by my own intentional mispellings

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

you spelled misspellings wrong

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by buckets on Mar 18, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn it

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am even more offended now

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

i aims to offend, m.

jew no that, mayne.

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by buckets on Mar 18, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time to party!

let’s get drunk and attack san an. Libya is already going down, might as well take down that damn town down south.

by bruce182 on Mar 18, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you feeling better?

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

cubs

real cute cubs!

Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...

by Pongskie on Mar 18, 2011 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Red pandas are so cute

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep yep!

Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...

by Pongskie on Mar 18, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lisa, it’s your birthday
Happy birthday, Lisa

Internet hug

This song better get stuck in your head now

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 1:47 PM CDT reply actions  

THANK YOU

and it’s been stuck in my head alllllll day. people keep posting it on my fb wall.

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by LJRotter on Mar 18, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but who was first?

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by Maximilian on Mar 18, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU

you were first

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by LJRotter on Mar 18, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

:D

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by Maximilian on Mar 18, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Thanks for managing to make a hot woman look ugly, Disney

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

scurvy's a bitch.

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by buckets on Mar 18, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll probably still watch this movie though

I love her

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love parts of her.

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by buckets on Mar 18, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Vicky Cristina Barcelona

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have not.

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by buckets on Mar 18, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should

One of Woody Allen’s better films that he’s made recently and the shots of Spain are really, really nice (makes me want to go there even more)

Oh and Penelope Cruz and ScarJo get to make out, if you’re into that whole thing

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by Marie on Mar 18, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know, funny you should say that.

i wasn’t really that into the whole black swan thing. i mean it felt strange seeing two girls i would totally get an ice cream cone with making out and munchin on each other.

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by buckets on Mar 18, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aw :(

God_Damn_Batman : My parents are dead. Enjoy your weekend everybody!!

by bruce182 on Mar 18, 2011 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

.

Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...

by Pongskie on Mar 18, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

So UTSA

you’re saying there’s a chance?

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by Maximilian on Mar 18, 2011 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I sure have :)

Novias is the jam

He changed his sound, but I still really like it. If you’re not familiar with his older stuff, listen to this. He works with Coconot, too. El Guincho’s like the Spanish Panda Bear.

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by Marie on Mar 20, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right?

That’s my comparison. Panda Bear. Straight up.

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by Maximilian on Mar 21, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you heard of Kisses?

He’s like an upbeat Jens Lenkman, though I only make that comparison due to their similar voices.

He’s one of his songs

I love this whole album, it’s perfect for summer

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by Marie on Mar 22, 2011 7:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

No I haven't.

I’ll check it out now.

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by Maximilian on Mar 22, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let me know if you can't find it

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by Marie on Mar 22, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not bad from that link you sent.

I’ll have to listen again later. I’m in a metal mood right now, haha

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by Maximilian on Mar 22, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coach Bombay!

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by Maximilian on Mar 18, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stars need to attempt the Flying V

sure it’d be called offsides, but at least the heart would be there.

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by Maximilian on Mar 18, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

As a kid

I hated that stupid movie. All 3 of them actually.

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Well shit.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 18, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, me too

And we always were made to watch the damn things on the day before Christmas break. Sucked hard.

by elbow greater than face on Mar 19, 2011 2:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Saw Paul on saturday. Loved it.

I’m a big homo for Pegg and Frost so they can do no wrong in my eyes. Bateman was really good as Michael Bluth, and Rogan wasn’t ugh as Paul. Exactly as I figured he wouldn’t be. Check it out yeah.

by bruce182 on Mar 21, 2011 12:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Does Paul talk a lot

Because I’m not a fan of Seth Rogen’s voice

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by Marie on Mar 22, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't get to post this earlier, but

R.I.P., Knut :(

I was obsessed with Knut when he was first born and he was all over the news. I remember when I was at my old job I changed all of the desktops on the student computers to this adorable photo of Knut and everyone was like, “Goddamn it, Marie, it’s just a polar bear,” to which I replied, “He is the epitome of all that is good in the world!”

Can I somehow blame the Mavs for this…the news bummed me out all weekend :(

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by Marie on Mar 21, 2011 9:35 AM CDT reply actions  

:(

Others have tried, but none have stolen my heart like him

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by Marie on Mar 21, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

daww

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by buckets on Mar 21, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

boredom

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by buckets on Mar 21, 2011 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Read a book

I’m currently in the middle of two books: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn and Never Let Me Go. I have no idea when I’ll finish, especially since I’m planning on re-reading the Harry Potter series before the movie comes out in July.

Or you can work on your screenplay…

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by Marie on Mar 21, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

ahhh, i’ve found that i need to be in a certain mood to read a book, and it’s the same with me and writing. i should read.

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by buckets on Mar 21, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I know how you feel about writing

I’ve had plenty of free time to do so over the past two weeks and yet I haven’t done it since I’m not in the right mood.

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by Marie on Mar 22, 2011 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

arby's

shoveling angus down your gullet in a way the man doesn’t.

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by buckets on Mar 21, 2011 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Your new Wonder Woman

Gross, her outfit looks like a cheap Halloween costume

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by Marie on Mar 22, 2011 7:47 AM CDT reply actions  

shiney

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by buckets on Mar 22, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know the real one

spent 4th of July at her house in MD :)

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by LJRotter on Mar 22, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

X

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by Maximilian on Mar 22, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Devin Harris really say "Playoffs, baby" after being traded to Utah?

After the New Jersey debacle and “We knew we were gonna be a playoff team”? Poor guy.

by mg4tx on Mar 22, 2011 1:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck my life

Rebecca Black already a millionaire with iTunes sales

Maybe I also need to write a shitty song and shoot a shitty video with some awkward friends by my side

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 22, 2011 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

can't get enough.

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by buckets on Mar 22, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I asked Followill the following question on a live chat.

Bruce182: Crazy theory, CAN a person control what the ball do? Thanks

Followill: A very crazy theory, but according to Josh Howard of course not.

by bruce182 on Mar 22, 2011 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, you

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 22, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

why I love him so

Managing Editor of MavsMoneyball.com

by LJRotter on Mar 22, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope buckets won't get mad at us.

We’re kinda hijacking his thread.
Mchale likes the Mavs btw.

by zigg on Mar 22, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

the suns are so Off Topic :-p

vincanity need to show hes not a scrub at least

by go87 on Mar 22, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vince is like Richardson.

Can dunk (before) and shoot anywhere (before). And he’s older.

by zigg on Mar 22, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

richardson can be good but i dont know

id roll with vince carter. since he been to the finals

by go87 on Mar 22, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

rangers game

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by buckets on Mar 22, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

as do i

i shall root for them in person. maybe that will make the difference.

if they fall behind, i’ll get some nachos.

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by buckets on Mar 22, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

if they lose, you can always

look for a cheap hooker or something.

by zigg on Mar 22, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

mehhhh

i’ll spring for a clean one. it’s a rangers loss, not a mavs loss.

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by buckets on Mar 23, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, haha

My first laugh of the morning

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 23, 2011 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

not sure about it though.

Brooks is a streak-shooter + shoot-first PG.

by zigg on Mar 22, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

charmin frye.

not really a fan of tall guys who stay beyond the 3 point line. Dirk is an exception. Yeah, they do have a promising frontline.

by zigg on Mar 22, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Carter throws more three-pointers

than 2-point shots. That’s ala-Kidd.

by zigg on Mar 22, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah I know. But Carter shouldn't

be taking that amount of shots from behind the arc if they’re not falling at all. He still has a decent mid-range game.

by zigg on Mar 22, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

he never lost it.

I’d still take him over Dirk if we needed a last second 3-ball.

by zigg on Mar 22, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

most definitely nash owns the 3 points line

dirk mostly perfected the pick and roll with nashy. i miss those nothing to lose run n gun days

by go87 on Mar 22, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nellie Ball. haha.

Dirk pops up and shoots a perfect jumper. Nash drives and shoots an awkward fadeaway. Then Van Exel shoots all the way from the parking lot with 18 remaining on the shotclock. Then of course Bradley getting posterized by anybody.

by zigg on Mar 22, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah TC was like rotting in Chicago

but Haywood was still Washington’s next best center behind Kwame Brown.

by zigg on Mar 22, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

So are the Magic

Seriously

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 23, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

New Explosions in the Sky.

Thoughts?

I really like it so far.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Mar 24, 2011 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

i counted the days wrong. mehh.

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by buckets on Mar 25, 2011 11:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Where is my favorite senior network engineer (a.k.a. bbob)

I have my iPad, finally! Stalking Target’s inventory page really paid off. I bought it yesterday right after work when I found out the nearby Target has the kind that I want.

:D

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

that's what he does?

i thought he was some kind of outer space potato man.

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by buckets on Mar 25, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Admittedly that is much cooler than senior network engineer

Do outer space potato men sell potatoes to aliens and other life forms? Or do they explore other planets to determine if potatoes can be harvested there?

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

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by buckets on Mar 25, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that you're making stuff up

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

naw, just lifting futurama lines.

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by buckets on Mar 25, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

My mom works with cancer patients

So you decide

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your job is hopefully less depressing than hers

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I sell potatoes on the side...crack money..

I’ve never been to space though.

I'm a friggin parrot..

by bbob on Mar 25, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

How much crack money does that get you

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

small potatoes

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by buckets on Mar 25, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

zing.

I'm a friggin parrot..

by bbob on Mar 25, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice!

If you sleep on it like it’s a pillow it will actually play soothing ocean sounds and massage your neck as you go to sleep.

I'm a friggin parrot..

by bbob on Mar 25, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have...

this awesome app instead that analyzes my sleep cycle. I would look at my charts and be like, “Wow, why was I so restless?” or “I barely moved”

Typing on the iPad will take some getting used to.

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, I'd never seen that...getting that now.

Yeah but so did typing on the iphone…itll be second nature soon.

I'm a friggin parrot..

by bbob on Mar 25, 2011 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that app

Contrary to what the instructions say, you don’t have to sleep with the phone plugged in

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck that guy.

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by buckets on Mar 25, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate him

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aw, I hope you're okay

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can rehab with David West

And belittle him as you recuperate

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

You get your own island if you win

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh no. no way i play those numbers.

that’s just asking for a lifetime of bus rides.

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by buckets on Mar 25, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

changed my mind

went the family birthday route cuz there’s always an even number in there just waiting to fuck up my master plan.

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by buckets on Mar 25, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always go that route when I play (which is rare)

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

first timer here

got in line, gave it to the cashier, and he told me that i didn’t have everything filled in. embarrassment ensued while i slunk to the back of the line.

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by buckets on Mar 25, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

What else is there to fill in other than your numbers?

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

there's a box for cash option or annual installments

which i missed. bah

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by buckets on Mar 25, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didn't win. surprised panda.

got one number right though. go me.

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by buckets on Mar 25, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay

:)

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

The most numbers I've gotten right was three

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 26, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't recall if I received money or not

Maybe like $3.50 or five bucks or something

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 26, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

the ending still pisses me off...

thanks for making me remember, Marie, thanks.

I'm a friggin parrot..

by bbob on Mar 25, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, I hated it too!

I had no idea why people loved it so much; I felt like a heartless bitch for not shedding any tears (though I did in that Jin and Sun episode).

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 25, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too lazy

"Would you rather live in the pocket of a giant kangaroo, or, have a pocket on your own stomach that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"

by Marie on Mar 26, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i watched an hour of the other guys.

first movie i couldn’t finish in a long time. marky mark is a mean asshole. will ferrell’s character is a dumb asshole. the story has no point.

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by buckets on Mar 26, 2011 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

LOL

That cracks me up. Yes, I know it’s not polite to laugh at the misfortune of others but it is the Spurs so whatever…

by elbow greater than face on Mar 26, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

0:32 Tony Parker lost ball (Andre Miller steals) 96-92
0:30 96-94 Andre Miller makes driving layup
0:07 Manu Ginobili lost ball (Wesley Matthews steals) 96-94
0:00 Matt Bonner shooting foul (Nicolas Batum draws the foul) 96-94
0:00 96-95 Nicolas Batum makes free throw 1 of 2
0:00 96-96 Nicolas Batum makes free throw 2 of 2
0:00 Steve Novak enters the game for George Hill 96-96
0:00 Steve Novak bad pass 96-96
0:00 96-98 Nicolas Batum makes two point shot (Andre Miller assists)
0:00 End Game

by zigg on Mar 26, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by buckets on Mar 26, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

very

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by buckets on Mar 26, 2011 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

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