Capt. Ion Ti.(HS) X

by DOH on Mar 8, 2011 3:47 PM CST

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Rules: This is something for Off-days [i.e. Days i take off]. Winner is the Caption with the most Rec's till the next Off-Day. Winner gets tbd. In case ~~the Winner~~ somebody has a suggestion for a Pic, call the Police. I'd suggest taking one from the next Game [Pictures], but, of course, anything Mavs-related goes.

Former Winner(s):

bbob, young guns, bruce182, mavslvr44, LJRotter, Blair Rocket, thebigbang, Blair Rocket (r.i.p. username), bbob, swag11, thebigbang

(bb and thebb are two funny §&#$µ)

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I said my n*ggas don't dance,

See we just pull up the pants and,
Do the Roc-a-way.
Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back.

Managing Editor of MavsMoneyball.com

by LJRotter on Mar 8, 2011 3:59 PM CST reply actions

flagged for ~~not providing link to~~ bad rap

"Mais put… Il est fou ce gars!" - French Jesus about Jewish Ice-T

by DOH on Mar 9, 2011 11:52 AM CST up reply actions

throw it up fellas!

by go87 on Mar 8, 2011 4:03 PM CST reply actions

Cardinal: Roddy for 3, yeah boy!

Carlisle: Damn it, time to put Barea in.

Don't forget to turn your swag on today.

by Swag11 on Mar 8, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions 7 recs

sounds bout right

by Jeremy Lightfoot on Mar 8, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions

Carlisle with the face

rec’d

Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...

by Pongskie on Mar 8, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions

"Oh, but he will be here, just you wait. My dream told me he'd be coming and dreams never lie."
"Well, I dreamed that I was smart, popular, and so beautiful that all the girls envied me and the boys wanted me."
"Oh, your dreams do lie to you. That must be awful."

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 8, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions

agreed, you took the words right out of everyones mouth

OR could have gone… “DAMNIT, Damnit… now a trifecta… make that turnover Roddy, so i can have an excuse of benching you soph”

by passfirstshootlater on Mar 8, 2011 11:33 PM CST up reply actions

Brian Cardinal

AWWWWW SNAP GUYS!!!!! He just took that with HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

by jbm12471 on Mar 8, 2011 4:43 PM CST reply actions

"How many hot dogs was that, Mr. Chandler?"

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by IrishP1 on Mar 8, 2011 7:13 PM CST reply actions

Old Man in the back: "Where's the beef?"

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Mar 8, 2011 8:58 PM CST reply actions

Cardinal: Whoo! No mopping for me tonight!

by bruce182 on Mar 8, 2011 11:48 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Caption

Mahinmi: Man…Janitor loves that 3 ball we just hit.
JET: Old man has no idea what’s going on. He’s just playing his air guitar again.

by ndnpride8806 on Mar 9, 2011 12:56 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

LOL!

by OJ ATM on Mar 9, 2011 11:54 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Janitor:

"Wait, you'll never remember her name, but you remember what she named your-"
"Yup, you'd remember it too if you got christened Lord Crotch, the Womb Raider."

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 9, 2011 3:46 PM CST reply actions