OT Thread II: Attack of The March 9-16
by bruce182 on Mar 9, 2011 1:00 PM CST
Email
PrintThere is unrest on the Moneyball
threads. Several thousand lame
users have declared their
intentions to leave the website.
This separatist movement,
under the leadership of the
mysterious (Insert Douche Here), has
made it difficult for the limited
number of Edtiors to maintain
peace and order on the site.
User Marie, the former
Queen of the threads, is returning
to the Moneyball to vote
on the critical issue of giving
ban powers to Bruce and Buckets
to assist the overwhelmed
Edtiors....
1. What's your favorite food?
Mine is/are cheeseburgers and I'm always trying out new burger places to find the Holy Grail of dead cow and cheese.
2. What did you want to be when you grew up?
I was really into space and the planets when I was younger, so I dreamed of being an Astronomer. Too bad I wasn't equipped with the math knowledge to become one, thanks a lot, Universe.
3. Do you prefer Cats or Dogs?
I like both, but probably more of a dog person. Although my kitty Nacho is a fun lad and he poops in his box, attaboy!
Reader Submitted
109 comments
|
4 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
If I had a girlfriend/wife that hot
and she told me to have a ponytail and we had sex; yeah I’d have a ponytail too.
"Wait, you'll never remember her name, but you remember what she named your-"
"Yup, you'd remember it too if you got christened Lord Crotch, the Womb Raider."
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 9, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
I gave up meat for Lent
I remember when I gave up the Mavs for Lent once…tough times
1. Breakfast foods when it’s not breakfast time
2. Screenwriter/author/world traveler and married to one of the following: Clive Owen, Daniel Bruhl, Gael Garcia Bernal, Henry Cavill. When I was younger I wanted to be a marine biologist but my creepy and gross teacher in high school ruined the subject for me.
3. Puppies and bunnies. I’m still holding out for a pet dolphin, though…
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
You can't give up meat for Lent? That's cheating or something?
I think I remember when you gave up the Mavs. It was tough times for all of us, how inconsiderate :(
So pancakes at dinner? Freaking rebel. I’ll take you ihop after a super late Mavs game.
You can still be the first four, Marie or should I say Mrs. Owen/Bruhl/Bernal/Cavill.
What a creep, you should have dealt with him like this
Maybe you can get a dolphin at the zoo.
It's not cheating
Because during Lent you normally just don’t eat meat on Fridays; I gave it up for the whole duration :)
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
I can't remember lent for anything
Oh wait, i’m not religious. To each of their own I guess.
"You have been banned from Peninsula is Mightier."
Well shit.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 14, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, bruce...
You have a cat named Nacho? That’s so cute
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
You guys remember the Power Rangers?
Just found a clip with all the frickin power rangers from all generations (Japan) fighting together.
Bahaha, JJ confirmed he's dating former Miss Universe.
LJ, eat your heart out!
Jose Juan Barea and Zuleyka Rivera only confirm they are dating
I'm a friggin parrot..
....
That’s not fair damnit.
"Wait, you'll never remember her name, but you remember what she named your-"
"Yup, you'd remember it too if you got christened Lord Crotch, the Womb Raider."
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 10, 2011 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
If anyone is game for the ncaa college basketball tournament
I got a group for mavsmoneyball users. It’s called mavsmoneyball and the password is gomavs
http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/en/group?groupID=21261
Don't forget to turn your swag on today.
Hook 'em!
"Wait, you'll never remember her name, but you remember what she named your-"
"Yup, you'd remember it too if you got christened Lord Crotch, the Womb Raider."
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 10, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
Rec'd
Even though I was never queen of the threads, silly :P
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
If it was ever true
Then it’s only because of a technicality, since I think I was the only female on here back in the olden days. Queen by default
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
rec'd
and here goes…
1. Grilled cheese
2. I wanted to be a priest… but then I realized I’m not good enough.
3. Is this a trick question? Marie mentioned bunnies, I leke them alot. But between the two, I’m more of a dog than cat person…
douche pick: bunnies with them puppies and pussies – you can have it all.
Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...
I will answer
1. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
2. Weirdly enough, when I was little I wanted to be a bunny. Now I want to be the manager of a super exciting Dallas Mavericks community website. OH WAIT! MY DREAM HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!
3. You can’t ask an animal behaviorist that question! I live with 2 dogs and 3 cats, but my true love is of the equine persuasion.
Managing Editor of MavsMoneyball.com
Meh, i'll go for it.
1. What’s your favorite food?
I’m weird, but you make some nice beef fried rice, i’ll love you forever.
2. What did you want to be when you grew up?
Baseball player. I was a 3B/RHP growing up through High school, I threw out my arm and it was no bueno (I was scholarshipped too, faggots took it away after I was diagnosed it too.)
3. Do you prefer Cats or Dogs?
Dogs, mans best friend after all.
"You have been banned from Peninsula is Mightier."
Well shit.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 10, 2011 7:26 PM CST reply actions
My turn:
1. I don’t have a single favorite food, but I will eat most Chinese food (sesame chicken, preeze) anytime.
2. I bounced around this so many times. I’ll say B-ball player til about 8th grade, because I used to be taller than anyone up to that point, then I stopped growing. (Ended at 6’1, not too bad)
3. Siberian huskies/Alaskan Malamutes/Wolf hybrids and Russian Blue kitties.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
:( Do you need to join a group for blue men?
Not to be confused with Blue Man Group
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
1. Burgers, steaks, Pad Thai, Carbonara
2. I wanted to be an architect. I knew it was a tough job and you’d have a 0.0034 chance of getting known, but it’s nice to know that the structures you will build will probably live/stay longer than you do.
3. 
Chow chows are jealous dogs
My cousin had a bunch of dogs, including a chow, and when the dog saw that she was favoring another dog instead of him, the chow killed the other dog overnight
Chows are gangsta
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
hahah.My neighbor once had a chow named Nebuchadnezzar.
He pooped on our lawn everyday.
Yep chows are gangsta. :)
Horrifying. News channels should have chosen what tsunami clips to show.
In one footage, I saw some people in their vehicles trying to escape but they’re like just a few distance away from getting devoured by the water.
We can only pray and hope for Japan. Let’s just pray all the countries within the Pacific Ring of Fire do not suffer the same fate.
I haven't had the chance to watch the news yet
I’ve only seen photos and read/heard reports…devastating
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
I think I saw it in some international Japanese channel.
The videos from the helicopter are amazing, petrifying and depressing all at the same time.
Really sad day
Heal the world!
Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...
by Pongskie on Mar 11, 2011 11:05 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
This might mean
there’s an earthquake coming my way.
"You have been banned from Peninsula is Mightier."
Well shit.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 11, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
and that's no bueno.
"You have been banned from Peninsula is Mightier."
Well shit.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 11, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks.
"You have been banned from Peninsula is Mightier."
Well shit.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 11, 2011 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Well the tsunami watch is over.
even though i’m only 60 miles inland, I doubt it would’ve gotten over the mountains; but it would’ve been nice for some rain.
And after living in Southern California for 6 years, I’ve given up on trying to predict quakes. Just stop knocking over my damn pictures would be nice.
"You have been banned from Peninsula is Mightier."
Well shit.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 11, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
yup
pretty much
"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
Stalk, err, Follow me on Twitter: @bluefalcon916
by bluexfalcon on Mar 14, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
dear cousins from the kings,
please win tonight to help our mavs 1 game less away from top spot. thanks
Alright, who the hell let Brent Musberger(sp?)
announce the UT – KU game?
I am disappoint.
"You have been banned from Peninsula is Mightier."
Well shit.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 12, 2011 5:13 PM CST reply actions
Fuck Yo Gabba Gabba.
+1
"You have been banned from Peninsula is Mightier."
Well shit.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 14, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I really have been kicked outta betta homes than this.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Oh my god
The new album from The Strokes leaked, as well as Explosions In The Sky
woejflsdkfn;aslkdfj; (can’t contain my excitement)
So much good music out right now
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
boob poisoning
Orit Fox, the Israeli model and actress known for having the biggest breasts in the Middle East (and dozens of plastic surgeries), had her chest bitten by a snake while recording a radio program in Israel a few days ago.
Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...
Poor serpent.
Well, at least it knew where to strike first. They should’ve made a silicone antivenin for the poor lad.
It must've thought it got a free pass
after all that tongue action. Poor snake, dying while boob tasting.
Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...
by Pongskie on Mar 14, 2011 5:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Wait, boob poisoning?
Is this possible? But I love me some boob.
"You have been banned from Peninsula is Mightier."
Well shit.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Mar 14, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i mean it's pie day pi day pi day.
i failed so bad. someone took my seat, too.
Right over here, disqualified. Hand job.
That video made me cringe so bad...such secondhand embarrassment!
It also sounds as if she’s saying fried egg
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
Out of all the gifs, macros, etc. that I've seen regarding this video
This one is, by far, my favorite
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
still haven't seen american psycho
so that went over my head slightly.
Right over here, disqualified. Hand job.
Oh my god
I am dying at this “Bob Dylan” version of the song
I will only love this version, nothing more…unless the real Dylan sings it
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
yeah i just heard it coincidentally before you mentioned it.
this girl has inspired me to be a one man boy band.
Right over here, disqualified. Hand job.
you haven't seen American Psycho??
I recommend it. It’s crazy as shit.
Managing Editor of MavsMoneyball.com
I like this part:
“Yesterday was Thursday. Today it is Friday”…..
“Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards”..
I just watched Visitor Q. So I think all is well.
What will you sing about
You will need to make an awkward music video as well
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
i don't know. i like tv.
something along those lines probably.
Right over here, disqualified. Hand job.
I wish I had come up with it
But I’m neither funny nor clever and I can’t make gifs to save my life
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
This is amazing.
Almost as amazing as the video itself.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
I can't decide which one I love more
Patrick Bateman or the “Dylan” version of the song
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
Coming to a mall near you
Ugly ass font makes her name look like Bebecca
The whole Ark Music Factory thing needs to stop…the kids they signed have no talent! I bet the parents just have tons of money and the producers are just laughing all the way to the bank
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
houston
road fucking trip
i call the back seat/trunk seat. we drive 5 miles per hour, randomly car dance and we need an underage driver.
Right over here, disqualified. Hand job.
Will bruce be the friend to your right?
Make sure you have cereal in the morning
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
Portlandia has become one of my new favorite shows.
Everyone needs to watch it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I only watch it for my girl crush, Aubrey Plaza
What I’ve seen of it is pretty funny and it’s already been renewed for a second season
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
You a Sleater-Kinney fan?
Gotta give it up for muh girl Carrie.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
this thread is proof that sequels are never as good as the original.
burn. i just burned yo thread, bruze. burn day burn day.
Right over here, disqualified. Hand job.
KHumpin'
Kris Humphries had 16 points and 15 rebounds, following his strong performance against Blake Griffin by turning in one against Kevin Garnett to help the Nets snap a nine-game home losing streak against the Celtics. – ESPN
Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...
New song from Justice coming out next month
Do the D.A.N.C.E.
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
R.I.P. Nate Dogg :(
One of my favorite songs ever
Seriously, I’m bummed out by this
"You embarrassed me in front of The Douche!"
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recent FanPosts
MMB MERCH
In Association With
Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sport
- Days of NBA Lives: Wherein Hamed Haddadi goes to the zoo
- David Stern changed the competition committee to push new rules, report says
- Nazr Mohammed films Oklahoma City Thunder fans welcoming the team back at 5:30 in the morning (VIDEO)
- The Orlando Magic finally part ways with both Stan Van Gundy and GM Otis Smith
- Mike D’Antoni breaks silence on New York Knicks exit: ‘An obstacle had to be removed’
