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Charles Barkley's Ancestry 2010/11Playoff Edition: 7th Granny: He's Tyrone! (too)

Alright, last night's game got it started once again... with the Seventh Playoff Granny total/Second for Dway....Dywa...Dwyna....how do you spell his name, zkmavz? Ah, thank you.. Niiiiiceeee.

More may or may not come.

This clip aired first in 2008. If we take Charles at face value (who wouldn't?), scoring 45 against the Mavs = Mother of Chuck. Scoring 30 against the Mavs = Grandmother of Chuck. Pretty easy, right?

Just a reminder, this years regular season: 14 Grandmothers, 0 Mother. Incremental Progress, really.

Last year's regular season: 13 Grandmothers, 2 Mothers

Last year's playoffs: = 0 Granny, 0 Mother. Shame on you, Spurs, Shame on you.

2008/09 regular season: 23 Grandmothers, 0 Mother; Playoffs: 7 Grandmothers in 10 Games.

Of course, Rick Carlisle is a stats guy and a Defense Guy, too. So he'd like to create fewer Relatives for the Chuckster, mmkaay?

Unless the Trending continues, ofc.

2010/11 Playoffs Grandmother #1, Game 6 of the First Round, Gerald Jermaine Wallace, 32 Points on 10-17 FG, 1-6 3FG, 11-12 FT in a Dallas 103-96 Win in POR. First Appearance for CRASH.

How he did it:

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Open Jumper? Alright, then!

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Nobody wants this? May i then run a fast-break?

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A really fast break.

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Thanks, that got me going....

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...to the Free-throw Line!

Charles Reaction

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Oh, and also, Mavs in 6

 

2010/11 Playoffs Grandmother #2, Game 1 of the Second Round, Kobe Bean Bryant, 36 Points on 14-29 FG, 4-9 3FG, 4-5 FT in a Dallas 96-94 Win in LAL. Second Appearance for the Black Mamba.

How he did it:

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First, i practice what i preach...

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then, i preach jumpers..
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and jaw'ers....

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shoot 0-4 against Marion...

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before going back to what was working...

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really well...

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because 'them open..

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try to drive a little, just to mix things up..

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stare down Terry, so i can take a contested three..

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Hey, i'm really agressive. It's not my fault i couldn't get a shot at the Rim.

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Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes....

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..or not.

Charles' Reaction:
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010/11 Playoffs Grandmother #3, Game 1 of the Third Round, Kevin Wayne Durant, 40 Points on 10-18 FG, 2-5 3FG, 18-19 FT in a Dallas 121-112 Win in DAL. Umpteenth Appearance for KDthunderup.

How he did it:

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Driving on Marion until he falls apart...

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...shooting some remotely contested jumpers...

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..testing Dirk's blocking skillz..

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...chilling on the break..

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...staring at Jason Kidd's nipples armband...

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..getting good Free-Throw Advice from a hard Worker...

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...copycat Marion's move....

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..and, yes...Layups...

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Also, Jumpshots.

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And Backpacks. Summer class starts early, y'know?

 

Charles Reaction:

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2010/11 Playoffs Grandmother #4, Game 3 of the Third Round, Russell Westbrook, 30 Points on 8-20 FG, 1-2 3FG, 13-14 FT in a Dallas 93-87 Win in OKC. Third Appearance for RussWest44.

How he did it:

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4 of 9 at the Rim...err.. i mean, getting Layups!

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3-ft Jumpshots..

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Drivin' on ABE

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Hitting the uncontested Jumpers...

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..in short, getting to the cup.

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...no matter what..

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..or how tall....

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..the defending Obstacles were.

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Well, ....almost no matter.

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"Doesn't matter. I'm good."

Charles Reaction:

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2010/11 Playoffs Grandmother #5, Game 5 of the Third Round, Russell Westbrook, 31 Points on 11-28 FG, 0-3 3FG, 9-9 FT in a Dallas 100-96 Win in Dallas. Fourth (alltime)  Appearance for RussWest44.

How he did it:

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Going hard in the Paint....

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Give Peja the Ball as Reward for his expressive Face...

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Dunk hard on Tyson...wait, whose arm is hindering my poster? Unpossible!

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Hit half of the 10-15 ft Jumpers...

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And miss everything else. Whoops!

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And we do mean everything (besides Freethrows)
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It's still not enough, though. (But funny wristband, bro)

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28 Shots for 31 Points? Who are you, Derrick Rose?!?

Charles' Reaction:

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2010/11 Playoffs Grandmother #6, Game 2 of the Fourth Round, Dwyane Tyrone Wade, Jr., 36 Points on 13-20 FG, 2-7 3FG, 8-12 FT in a Dallas 95-93 Win in Miami. 2nd (alltime) Appearance for DwadeOfficial.

How it happened:

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Layups...

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Flashy Dunks...

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Splashy Jumpers...(at least inside 15 ft)

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Oh, yeah, those things. Way too much of them, too.

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Did i mention flashy dunks?

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Apparently...

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If the shot doesn't go in, i get a pair of FTs, right?

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8-9 at the Rim, folks..

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Did hit 2 Threes, too....

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"Hey, what happened? I had a 7-minute blackout. Joey? JOEY!? "

The final seconds:

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Summary:

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Charles Reaction

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I think they're joking...

2010/11 Playoffs Grandmother #7, Game 4 of the Fourth Round, Dwyane Tyrone Wade, Jr., 32 Points on 13-20 FG, 0-2 3FG, 6-9 FT in a Dallas 86-83 Win in Dallas. 3rd (alltime) Appearance for DwadeOfficial.

Why he did it? Simple: Tyrone has no Fear [nsfw]

 

How he did it?

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8!

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of 9

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at

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the

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mutha...

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f00kin'

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Rim.

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...because this didn't happen often enough.


Charles Reaction is still no longer tbd:

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Come back when/if another Ancestor of Charles will be anointed.

Ps: Dallas is 7:0 in the Playoffs when somebody scores 30+ against them. The Mavs were 10:4 in such Games in the Reg. Season this year. A big difference to 10:5 during the 2009/10 Regular Season...

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