OT Thread
by buckets on May 23, 2011 4:21 PM CDT
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Printwhy are you looking in an off topic thread right now? the mavs have won the western conference finals against the thunder, and are about to face the heat in the finals. you should be looking for something on topic to talk about.
this thread is for those of you who do not want to talk about the amazing job the mavs are doing in the two thousand eleven national beardsball association playoffs. seventy five words is such a beating.
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i hope richard cho doesn't take mah jawb.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
D. Howard to DAL?
http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/mavericks/post/_/id/4677903/dwight-howard-to-dallas
I have no idea how we’d pull this off.
"I'm a unitard!" - Ralph Wiggum
by stupidsexyflanders on May 23, 2011 5:17 PM CDT reply actions
you can have another one after you eat this one.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Kevin Durant... don't ever do 'The Belt' again. Please. Let the man who invented it show you how it's done, son.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces!
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Is it stuck in your head now
Just like it was stuck in Homer’s
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
i haven't seen the episode in a while
also, i had to google it in case you were talking about the managing editor.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I have no idea if she needs braces, haha
I had dental plan/Lisa needs braces as my ringtone for like half a day then I realized that I was the only one amused by it…but seriously, how can you not laugh
/coolstorybro
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
i got on the killing's wagon.
there’s so much tv.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I'm not caught up with that show
I’ve seen like four or five episodes. I’ve been busy obsessing over Parks and Rec and Game of Thrones (just finished the fourth book last night and now I’m all caught up).
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
there's a book involved with that show?
bahhh
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
You don't have to read it to enjoy the show
The whole story is so epic, though
Actually, it may not be your cup of tea with the whole incest/rape stuff…not that I condone that kind of thing, but they live in a different world with different mindsets
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
what's the time period that it's set in?
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Kind of medieval-ish
No electricity, they use chamber pots, horses, boats, swords…there’s a monarchy and noble people have titles, etc.
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
i'm down with all of that.
can’t fathom how they lived without electricity and facebook, but 10 years ago, i didn’t know how i’d survive being bored all the time. the point is, facebook saved my life.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I don't care about Facebook and Twitter
But I need the Internet
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
by Marie on May 24, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i know
tongue in teeth. i like the internet too, though.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
it helps me watch shows on hbo without paying for hbo.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
There was a girl/girl scene in the latest episode, if that's your thing
Which I had to fast forward through since I was watching the episode during my lunch break and even with headphones on, there’s a lot of moaning
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
yeah, that sounds like it would have been awkward.
you know, lesbianism is all well and good as long as both women are attractive. otherwise, i’m indifferent.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
One of them was cute, I suppose
She’s been in two other episodes in sex-related scenes (she’s a whore, that’s why)
The other one I don’t remember how she looked
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
so do they fight and junk?
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Yes, it can get quite gory at times
And the fantasy elements (which haven’t been introduced yet in the show) include dragons, zombie-like creatures, prophecies, magic, “skinchangers,” etc.
I watched the first few episodes of the show before reading the books, with the idea that I would read along as each episode is aired, but since I’ve finished what has been published so far (four books in a series of seven), it’s safe to say that the books are a good read (quite time-consuming, though).
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
you have piqued my curiosity.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
currently hooked on GoT too
and planning on reading the books… real nice series so far…
Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...
Yay :)
I love it, the show and the books. Are you going to wait until the season is over to start reading? Each season covers one book and the show is already renewed for Season 2, meaning they will at least cover A Clash of Kings.
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
so ugh dwayne wade watching us playing now huh and couldn't believe we won
this going to be interesting.
He's an ass
And a drama queen
I really hope the Heat lose this series
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
by Marie on May 24, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
you're the only one.
i can’t wait to see more of the lovely fans of the heat on television and twitter for the rest of this round and next.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
somehow
I feel the same… them losing this series further stamps the fact that they’re not worthy. And nobody can pin it against the Mavs, those tearjerks bowed down to Dirk & co in the regular season.
Plus, I want Dirk to show those Bulls who the real MVP is.
on the other hand… REVENGE!
Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...
Exactly
Maybe they’ll come out dispirited but I doubt it
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
why do you talk more in here?!!!!
game threads
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I can't focus on the game if I'm in the game threads
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
did you really want to focus on that colostomy bag last night?
bah, i missed most of the end of the game because i didn’t think that they could pull it out.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I was reading during the game
If that’s any consolation
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
you know that it isn't.
whatever this community collectively writes is more important and relevant than anything you’ll find in a book.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
no
i should read something
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
You can read Ice-T's biography
I’m planning on reading David Bowie’s whenever my library gets it
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
how does it compare with my own life story
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I'm sure it pales in comparison
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
I just want us to play well, like a good all-around game
No lapses in concentration after getting a big lead, relying on jump shots, excessive turnovers, etc.
I still find it hard to believe that we won after getting our asses beat on the boards…the victory was just so unlikely.
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
spoelstra is already having pat riley help coach him now.
psh, i can just picture riley sitting on the bench now being the “assistant coach”.
rigged!
Ugh
I hate these fools
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
D-WAD
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
That was kind of a stupid shot
The clock reset so work the ball around
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Some dude in the crowd is watching the game in sunglasses
What a douche canoe
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
So far he's bumbled two plays
Though maybe just one, since the other was a bad pass and it wasn’t his fault
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Bear Grylls drinks his piss so much
It’s all about survival, I suppose
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
with a name like bear
i think his parents knew that was a possibility.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Nice
Keep it up
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
I used to go to Catholic school before I moved here to America
And I was so confused when I started learning about dinosaurs
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
it puts Genesis to the test
unless there were no real bones and people just started making them
Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...
Oh, you
Good luck on your GRE, by the way…forgot to say it the other night
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Haha I took it Sunday, but thanks nonetheless.
I did alright on math, but I was really disappointed with my verbal.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Oh, no :(
I’m sorry to hear that
Are you planning on taking it again eventually?
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Eh, we'll see. Probably not, if I get in at least one of the schools on my list.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on May 24, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dumb foul
He had no idea what to do and you bailed him out
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
This game needs to be less boring
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Max
Have you listened to the new Bon Iver
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Who do you like for that folksy sound
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Folky stuff?
I guess Fleet Foxes, Jim Ward, and The Snake The Cross The Crown are my favorite Folk/Americana artists.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I really like...
The Tallest Man on Earth, Yim Yames…Bob Dylan, of course. Kitty, Daisy and Lewis have a really cool sound (kind of old timey Americana)
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Tornado Warning for Dallas County.
I’m probably dead.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
finfrock is on
talking about it
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
damn, i was out on 183 earlier. like 2 hours ago.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
finfrock is puttin dfw on blast.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
he's talking about softball-sized hail.
that would be crazy.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
And my new VW Golf is sitting outside on the street.
Welp.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I like Naveen Andrews.
Moar of him on SVU episodes, please.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
What, there's a Street Fighter vs. Tekken game out/coming out?
I wonder if that kangaroo will be in it
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
ownership of everyone in tekken
i has it.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I hated that kangaroo
He always kicked my ass
I prefer Street Fighter anyway
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
their moves are too complicated.
keep em close. i like that.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Ken or Ryu
I can’t choose, I love them both
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
doesn't look like the big stuff is going to hit me.
the arlington storm could.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
My TNT coverage is fucking up so badly
It’s the only channel that’s messed up
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Stupid foul
By Super Nintendo
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Yeah, that pink/purple cluster? It's coming right at me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm off Belt Line/Jupiter in Richardson
If I die, avenge me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
no promises
you think you’re better than marie?
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
What if I avenge all of you
Or perhaps write a haiku or something
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
i'll still be alive.
i’m invincible until i die.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Okay, good
I’m really bad at poetry
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
haikus write themselves
if i had a dime for every time i had to write a haiku for 5th grade math class..
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
...you'd have a dime?
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
i don't know. i can't count that high.
had to write haikus instead of learning how to count.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
At least you know
5
7
5
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Shouldn't you be like hiding in the bathtub or something?
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
There's a glass window next to it.
I’ll be in the hallway
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm all worried :(
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
this is not a good time not to know metroplex geography.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
yeah we have some. doesn't sound big.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
That's a relief
Glad you’re okay :)
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Stupid shot by Wade
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Gee, Reggie
So does that mean that the home team’s possessions don’t mean anything and they can turn the ball over whenever they want?
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Haha
Just noticed that Lumberg was in that State Farm commercial
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
he's always asking for reports.
he’s never the guy on the ocho.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Office Space is one of my favorite movies
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
as it should be
pistol point cocked
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Have you seen Extract
That was disappointing, for a film that has Jason Bateman and Mila Kunis
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
yes i did. in theaters.
it was underwhelming. bateman seems to be taking cruddy movies.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I watched it in the theatre too
What a rip off
And yeah, he’s been doing shitty films lately, I’m so disappointed
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
man's gotta eat
but he should pick good movies.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
my cat's breath is turrible.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
brb tornado
maybe a diet pepsi too
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
My sister and her family was hit hard in Southlake
they had big hail and sirens for about 30 minutes
Chris Hamm , " your sig is too long!"
I don't look at this series as much about defense as it is bad shooting
Man these two teams can dunk and shoot layups but they can also build alot of houses with the bricks they’re shooting.
Chris Hamm , " your sig is too long!"
What
Dirk is on NBA TV, One on One with Ahmad Rashad
Oh wait, he’s done now
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
directv! i kerrrrrrse youuuuu
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Transition fail by Chicago.
You have to take advantage of 3-on-2s.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
Wow
That’s fucking late
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
$100 bucks says Lebron celebrates like he won the championship if he hits this FT...
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
You owe me a hundred dollars
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
i took the bet, too. you owe me 50 of that, maria.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I don't know who Maria is
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
i am going to call you every version of your name
mary, maria, maribel
i’ll think of more.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
And I'll call you by a variety of containers
Tupperwares
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
go for it
that’s saucy as fuck.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
You know you like it
Canisters
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
not the same not the same
i’m gonna start calling you tiffany now.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
That's a container!
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
but it isn't a bucket
you have to find names synonymous with buckets
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
A Tupperware isn't a bucket
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
i'm looking at your most recent example.
i let your earlier missteps go.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
tupperware doesn't work either.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
What if I just don't address you
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
That's how I roll
Cauldrons
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
I'll take five $20 bills
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Fine
Two $50 bills, both of which are mine
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Fine
I will accept a money transfer
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
yeah after i break off my piece.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
too late
already in my paypal account. get with the times!
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
nuh uh
that’s what you get for fighting the internet. it fights back and gives me monies.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I don't fight the internet
Balderdash
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
swing and a miss
i just got more money
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I revere the Internet
I marvel in its many wonders
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
it's too late.
it’s made me rich!!
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Lulz
Will Bosh roar like a raptor or duck his head like an ostrich
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Damn
Mike Miller playing like he was in the Magic or something…or the Grizzlies, even
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
That movie looks stupid
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Damn it
My channel keeps fucking up
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
They barely got the ball in
Idiots
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Don't turn it over
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Not a good possession
Or shot
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
It's a close game
But I don’t know, it’s boring me…probably because I’m not emotionally invested
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
YES
Offensive foul on King Crab Dribble
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
WTF?
Did they seriously call that against him? At home? LOL!
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
things i learned from the killing
it never stops raining in seattle, ever.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
i don't have a second thing.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
You've probably seen more episodes than me
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
it hasn't stopped raining
i’m on episode 7
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Yeah, you're ahead of me
The last one I saw is titled Super 8
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Still a lot of time left
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Is it just me, or does Tom Thibodeau(x?) sound like Dick Vitale... ?
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
Good job, Boozer
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
1:36 left, LeDouche.
I wouldn’t be smilling and bobbing my head like a jackass just yet.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
In other news, the sky is blue
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
by Marie on May 24, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Give the rock to Luolz
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Damn it
Screwed it up
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Oh god
They’re really fucking it up now
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Well, it's over
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Indeedily-doodily
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Some of the faces The Decision has been making...
Seriously, fuck off
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
by Marie on May 24, 2011 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Co-signed
You worded everything too nicely, though
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
There you go, that's better
Needed more vitriol :)
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Line 'em all up along with Wadesbrook...
And bitch-slap ’em.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
Don't forget Zydrunas Ilgau-supercalifragilisticexpealidocious.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
You forgot
Super Nintendo Chalmers
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
I was at Disney last weekend and kept running into these asshole Heat fans
They kept chanting, “Let’s go, Heat!” as if Disney World is the appropriate venue for their bile spewings
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Mickey should have held them down while Minnie clubbed them in the knee caps
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Then Goofy can give them the Fredo treatment
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED HAPPINESS AND SMILES
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
NOT KENDRICK PERKINS
HE OF THE LEMON FACE
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
YES HE DOES
HE SMILES WHEN HE’S ON THE TEACUPS
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I AM TOTALLY CRACKING UP AT THIS IMAGE
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, RECEPTACLES
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
I DON'T WANT TO BE AMUSED BY KENDRICK PERKINS
TOO LATE NOW
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Uh...
So how come they can compare Crab Dribble to Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan yet people object of Dirk is compared to Larry Bird? James hasn’t won shit
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Oops, I meant "if"
Damn it
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
So is Stay Puft and he destroyed a city
Oh wait, he’s not Euro
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
It's funny...
Even that college ‘expert,’ Pat Forde, objected to it on Rome’s show; “No, no no… Larry played better defense.”
Good argument, if you choose to ignore Dirk’s ridiculous offensive game.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
When it comes to James, I want comparisons to Jordan, Magic, et al. to stop
Because those guys didn’t leave their teams in a douche canoe fashion to join their friends in an attempt to form a super team
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
a douche canoe sounds chalky and unpleasant
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Ledouche is getting better advice.
Use the word ‘team’ 30 times in an interview to try to improve your image.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
He was okay tonight, defensively
But I think he was too tired at the end
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
I kind of take it back... 14 reb, 6 offensive.
Just my opinion, but I think he should be scoring more than 6 pts against Joel Anthony; it just screams ‘mismatch.’
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
I agree
But they/Rose weren’t/wasn’t looking to give him the ball and I don’t recall him demanding it overly much
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Both are good points ^
Sigh… I hope the Bulls can push it to game 6 or 7.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
Sager in the pool
Hot stuff
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
Rose is so bland and has the same facial expression all the time
"I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears!"
by Marie on May 24, 2011 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Kudos to the makers of the CSI games.
The characters are basically spot-on, compared to the show.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
by buckets on May 25, 2011 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
who wants to talk about game 5?
i don’t mind talking to myself if it comes to that.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
never
how are you doin, miss marie
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I'm okay
Surprisingly awake even though I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night. I hope this game is good and that the Bulls win…I really don’t want to face the Heat, even though it would be all full circle/redemption/great media fodder.
And how are you, prince
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
i'm great.
i’m employed again as of today, and the mavs are in the finals. makes me wanna dance, and post gifs of those who also danced. 
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Here, have another
I thought ruling over your subjects is your job
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
it doesn't pay the bills the way it should.
i need to tax tea or something. people don’t mind a tax on tea.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
For some reason I thought it might be a writing job
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
i'm not good enough to get paid to write anything.
i write recaps for the glory.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I'm sure that's not true
Just get to work on that screenplay
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
my best bet to get noticed is to write waise-assish things on the site, and hope mark cuban notices me and my stupid glasses.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
i spelled wise wrong
don’t hold that against me, cubes.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Maybe Mike Fisher will notice you instead
Won’t that be fun
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
i would never work with that shill.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
i left last year after he started putting links to his shirts in his morning shit nuggets.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Were you actually a member of the forums
I just lurked and read stuff, I never signed up
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
i signed up at some point, but i never commented.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
and the heat thing?
to be the man, you gotta beat the man.
i’m in a gif mood.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I wish I can use gifs to express my feelings all the time
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
cyborg marie
you need to keep some humany qualities.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Perhaps I'll retain the enjoyment of TV shows/movies/music/books
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
but what if your robot part likes facebook?
would you make the switch?
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I think my robot part will hate Facebook too
And Twitter
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
nah, i programmed it to like both.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I didn't realize you were also a mad scientist
Of sorts
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
well i have people for that sort of thing.
i say “i” programmed it, but it’s really my mad scientists. they’re literally mad though. they get less than minimum wage, and i locked the bathroom.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
time for the bulls to begin their epic comeback.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Um, why is Noah demanding the ball when he's not in the paint
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
Boozer sucks
Is he only good in contract years, if even that?
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
he has his moments. this year's playoffs haven't had many of them.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
He was injury prone there
Actually, he’s like that in all of his teams
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
can't control what the injury do.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
i'm going to hate all the shit that "heat fans" are going to talk
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
i have a hammer tho
they gone get baaaaaaaaaned
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Honestly, I don't understand why people have to troll
I just don’t see the appeal, I guess
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
to get a reaction
usually it’s the reaction they wish they had gotten from their parents.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
by buckets on May 26, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've been hearing good things about this X-Men film
Which is awesome, because that means I don’t have to watch strictly for shallow reasons
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
Hmm, there may not have been a foul there, actually
Oh well, I hate James so it’s okay
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
these miller lite commercials don't make sense
if the guy doesn’t care about taste, then he’ll drink beer from a pitcher.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
maybe i'll blow off talking language!
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Um
What the hell is Speed Racer: The Next Generation? This is garbage…must stop watching
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
Reruns of The Wayans Bros.!
:D
I was just talking about this show a few days ago
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
do you have that little faith in da bulls?
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Oh, I watch during commercial breaks
That way I don’t suffer through illogical beer adverts
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
oh wow, that movie doesn't look good.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
What movie
Is it that Cameron Diaz one? If so, then I agree
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
zookeeper? kevin james pg fare.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Ugh, I saw that commercial last night
Honestly I don’t know how some scripts get green lit sometimes…what is the target market for a movie with Kevin James and talking animals? He’s not even that funny anymore. Speaking of animal films, it looks like Jim Carey is going to ruin one of my favorite childhood books with that Mr. Popper’s Penguins movie.
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
hah
sorry. just don’t watch it? idk.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Don't worry, I won't
But it’s bad enough seeing the commercial
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
Music by Chromeo in a Bing ad? Why?
You’re too cool for that
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
Only the best Arab/Jewish Canadian electrofunk duo ever
I put one of their songs in one of your mixtape of sorts
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
ah
i see that. i have listened to the song 4 times.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Only four times?
Gasp
How do you resist the catchy funkyness of it all
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
magic
also, i listen to like 5 songs over andover untili get tiredof them, then i find another 5.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
What
That’s interesting
What are the five you are listening to now
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
of the ones you gave
mouthful of diamonds
alps
king of spain
marathon
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
and boardwalk theme
sigh it posted too quickly
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
i got that lykkie li album because of get some
it’s pretty good
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Awesome
Her first album is good too, though her voice was all little girl sounding…I really l like how her sound has progressed (not just vocally).
Here’s the song that got me hooked
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
Lulz
Spoelstra is talking all normally and Thibodeau is like channeling Stan Van Gundy
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
I thought they weren't going to call that travel
It was a bit late
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
I wonder if Marion's reality show will get picked up
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
oh no, i wasn't telling you to watch, just that you should see how it ends up there.
since cubes owns it.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I can't believe Marion is doing this
It better not get in the way of basketball, like how it is interfering with Odom’s life
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
kardashian's fat ass is interfering with his life more than that show.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Yay, Parks and Rec rerun of the finale
I’ve seen this five times, I think…I lost count
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
i'm gonna stop watching, and go to walmart.
i heard natalie portman will be there. we’ll talk about how we have the same birthday and then get married.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
no baby daddy drama fo me
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
So she's just going to ditch the kid before marrying you
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
naw
i just won’t be around the kid.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
That idiot just made a mockery out of cat owners everywhere...
Screw you, guy!
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
Lulz
Detlef Schrempf
You need to show up on Parks and Rec every season, now that you’ve established a pattern of sorts
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
YES! I love Carlos Boozer for that!!
Smack that fruit in his face.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
That's exactly right, Bulls fans.
“BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT!”
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
Totally missed that, and my TV is right in front of me.
I was checking out the “Where Dirk Happens” video and the comments. MMB can do that to you :P
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
I really hope we don't play the Heat
There are several reasons, but one of them is that they will most likely get the benefit of the ref calls due to the drama queens on that team
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
Completely agree.
That would be the one thing I’d worry about the most. Basketball-wise, the series would be in our favor and it wouldn’t even be close.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
marie
don’t worry, be happy.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
yeah, but seriously.
you shouldn’t worry about the opponent. regardless of who it is, dirk is going to roll them.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
It can't be helped
I’m slowly but surely fretting…I just don’t want to re-live that nightmare again, it hurt too much
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
we're all going to be happy or sad depending on the next series.
don’t guard yourself against it, just enjoy it while it’s happening.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
That's not easy for me to do, unfortunately
How was the Wal-mart run, did you and Natalie get married in the garden center?
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
well you should come to the threads and take your mind off of it. i'm sure i can scare up a bunch of gifs that will confuse and amaze you.
the wal-mart trip was fine. i’m a fan of their southwest salad.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
the man to woman ratio will bewilder you.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Lisa's not the only woman there anymore
I think
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
she is unless i've overlooked someone.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
TELL ME STEVE KERR DIDN'T JUST DO THAT...
Tell me he didn’t just compare that Queen to Dirk…
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
GOOD THING I DIDN'T HEAR IT
Since I was too busy fretting and having a debate over electronic copies of books
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
lechoke and d-wad are blueing their fts.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I need to start paying attention to the game again
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
Heat fans have no souls
This is a fact
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
by Marie on May 26, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
How about you don't fuck it up in this possession, Chicago
Watch them turn it over after the timeout
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
LOL... Bosh is telling Miller to calm down.
Sure thing, Mr. I Never Got Out of the First Round On My Own.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
poor rose
he had too many expectations.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
diet sun drop has underwhelmed me.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
that kind of thing won't happen to the mavs.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Most likely.
Let the parade(s) begin in the Miami streets… assholes.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
they're gonna win 8+ championships mannn
mavs got no shawt
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
i'm looking forward to heat fans mentioning 2006
they’ll get auto-banned.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
unless it's gabe
they’re always permabans
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
What a horrible possession
That was the best they could do? Why not draw a foul or something
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
Threevenson-James again, except in the Finals.
That should be amusing.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
sooo hey
the mavs get those three middle games this time. that makes me smile.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I love that.
Take 1 in Miami and we’ll be in damn good shape.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
Are you guys confident vs the Heat?
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot."
- Bill Russell
by Marjun Raposon on May 26, 2011 10:22 PM CDT reply actions
You are not alone.
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot."
- Bill Russell
by Marjun Raposon on May 26, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
all that matters is that the mavs are
and i think they are.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
this team can play through questionable calls.
2006’s team maybe not so much. a lot of that starts with leadership; a younger dirk and a coach over his head didn’t help anything.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I share the same sentiment as Marie but
the Mavs withstanding the FT barrage from OKC makes me feel a little bit better.
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot."
- Bill Russell
by Marjun Raposon on May 26, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, look i can't fault anyone for being worried about the heat. it's natural since they have 3 stars, but the mavs' bench is going to expose how shallow that team is.
i believe that as strongly as marie is nervous.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
I also sense that from them.
We’re going to be the underdog, as it always has been. Miami is superior talent-wise, though top-heavy, but that is why they still play the games. Let’s leave it all on the floor.
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot."
- Bill Russell
by Marjun Raposon on May 26, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i agree with the top heavy part.
i think the superior team is the mavs.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Just realized that Bibby and Predrag are both in the finals for the first time
From the good Kings days
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
So it's a new term now?
It’s Heat vs. Mavs in the NBA Finals after Miami pulled a Dallas with a huge 4th quarter comeback.
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot."
- Bill Russell
by Marjun Raposon on May 26, 2011 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
my birthday falls on game 5. i'm supposed to work until game time.
that’s a good omen. right?
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
don't you pull out qualifiers on me.
goodnight, sweet prince. you were the greatest man any of us will ever know.
Charles Barkley has a point here.
I want to congratulate OKC and Chicago for having great seasons. The Mavs and Heat have to win to have a great season.
Unlike any other team, these two really need to win the big one to validate the great season.
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot."
- Bill Russell
by Marjun Raposon on May 26, 2011 11:03 PM CDT reply actions
The greatest movie of all time is on TNT right now.
Anchorman!
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
Wha... ?
It featured so much epic win, such as this.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
OH COME ON
that was a quote from the movie. color me disappointed.
we’re on? right now?….
I don’t believe you.
Managing Editor of MavsMoneyball.com
Well, that wasn't a very obvious one :P
I’m gonna punch you in the ovaries. Right in the baby maker.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
an obvious one? IT'S ONE OF THE BEST.
you look like a blueberry.
Managing Editor of MavsMoneyball.com
Here's some Pablo Francisco, for anybody that's bored.
It’s his Huevo Splash bit plus some other funny stuff.
Super Bowl XLV Champions, the Green Bay Packers!
Man, I hope the Mavs make this week bearable.
I’ve had a rough weekend/Memorial Day :(
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Without getting too into it on here, just check my FB to know why.
I’m trying hard though.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Let's hope so. I'll be sitting there, cheering them on.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
no credit from me regarding shaq ma'am ..
i still remember back in 04 him supposedly wanting play with dirk. but what did he do.. lie to dallas and go to miami. look what happened there. truth.
lol yeah!
and he’s rooting for those shitheads!
HOPE is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of men.
by simpleton cxi on Jun 2, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
If you haven't heard the full intro to Parabola (Tool)...
Then, uh… do it.
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