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Dirk Nowitzki, NBA Champion talking about.... Morning sex?

Hey guys. A little awkward of a post, yes. But I had to get your attention.

This is a tweet I read from Dirk. Personally, you can take it anyway you want to. I, being bored, chose to take it in the worst way possible.

My assumption is that he has some hott date over,perhaps Jessica Alba or Kim Kardashian. He spent the night with her, had fun, and woke up wanting some morning seconds.

This is the Tweet.

Dirk Nowitzki Abt to go on show with my boys ben and skin. Can't think of a better start to the day. Oh wait. Yes I can... 8 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

To be honest, I am going way to far to assume that. But seriously, what else could be a better start to the morning for a male than what I'm inferring.

Anyways, nobody here be that guy and kill the buzz. Either

a) Support our man gettin' some
b) Post funny cat pictures.

Choice is yours.

Now, as always,

GO MAVS!

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