NBA Finals 2011: Mavs @ Heat Post Game Two Quotes "What Dirk does"
Quotes
Mavericks
Coach Rick Carlisle

(On the Game) "Look, this was not a conventional game. We all know that. If you’re going to win a championship, you’ve got to have the wherewithal to hang in when things are tough. You have to keep believing. All year our guys have believed, and tonight was another great example. They had to win the game. It wasn’t easy."
(On the Runs of the Game) "There’s two good defensive teams that also have great shot-making abilities, so you can see some runs."
(On getting a Tech) "I stand up for my guys. If I think things are going on out there that aren’t fair, I’m going to fight for them. That’s just how I do business. If you get a technical once in a while, you get a technical once in a while. But that was a long time ago now."
(On stops) "This team has been through some difficult situations. We’ve been down big a couple of times in the playoffs. We have shown that we have the ability to come back and the guys believe that if we get stops, we’ll always give ourselves a chance. It wasn’t gonna happen unless we got stops."
(On being down 15) "At that point we want to stay in front of them, get a hand up and hope they missed. They missed a couple of shots, and it allowed us to keep our momentum going."
(On Marion) "He was great. Look, we need him on the floor because of his defense. Offensively he's given us points and playmaking. His movement on the court makes a lot of good things happen for us."
(On Dirk's injury) "I played with Larry Bird when he was the best player in the world. Guys like that don't feel pain right now. If you're feeling pain, you make yourself numb."
(On how to defend Dirk) "There's nothing he hasn't seen. Give up."
Dirk Nowitzki

(On the Game) "Definitely a huge comeback for us. And we never gave up, so that was big. Proud of the team, how they battled. To be down 15 against a great team like that and we kept plugging. I think in this league, you’ve gotta play till the end, especially in the Finals. You can be down 20, you gotta keep plugging. You never know what’s gonna happen in this league. And we kept on fighting and we got some lucky bounces there."
(On his left hand injury) "It felt great. I thought it wasn't going to bother me before the game, and it didn't. I was able to get a good grip on the ball."
(On Chandler) "Tyson has been our MVP defensively all season long. He's covered a lot of ground for us. We did a better job I thought of pick-and-roll coverage. He really stepped out there, impacted the ball. We were still able to recover back some and scramble."
(On the last play) "We talked about it. They had a foul to give, so I actually drove a little earlier than I would have, knowing they had a foul to give. Made a move and the foul never came, so I was able to get to the basket and lay it in. That was a big play, and they didn’t have a timeout left, so we had to scramble back."
(On James frontrimming a layup) "LeBron had a clean lane. He's going to finish those 10 out of 10 times, but we had a couple of lucky bounces down the stretch."
(On what he told Terry after Chalmers Three) "I'm not going to share that with the media. I'm sure there was a little cussing involved. If you’re down 15 and you make an amazing run like that and you’re up three, you can’t give up a wide-open 3. It just can’t happen, so we’ve gotta go back and look at stuff like that."
('06, '06, '06, '06!!!) "As much as '06 is still on mine and Jet's mind, during the game you don't think about anything like that. You're caught in the moment as a player out there. You compete right there. You take every possession like it's the last in the Finals. You don't really think about anything else but trying to get this win."
(On the Series) "We’re not gonna approach the next three, we’re gonna approach the next one like it’s our last. I mean, you can not get a split and a huge emotional win in Game 2 and then go home and lose Game 3. So, as far as I’m concerned, the next one is the biggest game of them all, and hopefully our fans will be rocking. They’ve been great to us and carried us throughout the playoffs so far, so we’re going home to a great building and hopefully can get Game 3."
Jason Terry

(On 4th-Quartering) "I have had games throughout my career where I've struggled. I've struggled throughout three quarters in the game and then, boom, in the fourth quarter the light comes on. Tonight was another one of those examples. In a game with this magnitude, to be down 15 points in that situation, I was just going to do whatever it took to leave it all out on the floor. That's what happened tonight."
(On Miami up 15) "Just watching them celebrate like that was disheartening for us."
(On THAT moment) "Each Finals, there's going to be a turning point. There's going to be a moment, so to speak. And tonight the moment was ours."
(On THAT timeout, down 15) "We looked at each guy in the huddle to a man. Me specifically, I looked at Dirk, and said there’s no way we’re going out like this. There’s too much time left in this game, and for us to go out in a blowout-type fashion with them dunking on us, shooting threes on us, it would have really been disheartening."
(On the other timeout, after Chalmers Three tying the Game) "I don’t want to tell you what Nowitzki was saying in the huddle. That was my mistake, my error that left Chalmers wide open for 3."
(No really, what came out of Dirk's mouth?) "A lot of curse words."
(And after that?) "Big fella told me he had my back. And he did. He came down and got the game-winning bucket."
(On Nowitzki’s ability to perform in the clutch despite the injury) "Unbelievable, but these are shots, again, that he works on and practices. I don’t know how that finger felt, but I know how he didn’t care. He was gonna do whatever it took for us to get the win tonight,"
(On the last play for Dirk) "Dirk knew it was coming to him. He does what Dirk always does."
(On Mavs coming back in general) "If there's time on that clock, there's still time for us."
(On the Mavs) "We continued to keep faith in ourselves. We went out and grinded it out and got it done."
Jason Kidd

(On Wade's 'Celebration') "He followed through and left the hand up. The big thing was he made the shot and at that point we were down 15. For us, we had nothing to lose. We had to keep playing. Everybody who played tonight stayed together and encouraged one another to keep playing it out, and we found ourselves in the ballgame."
(On the Comeback) "We got stops and we maybe gave up two offensive rebounds in that last seven minutes. Guys just stayed together. Even with that last 3-pointer that Chalmers made, everybody just looked forward and said, 'Let's find a way to win the game.' "
Tyson Chandler

(On his Game) "I just said, I don’t care what my stats end up, I’m just going to give everything I've got. I'm going to leave it out on the floor, and there’s no way I’m walking out of this game with any disappointment. That was the longest day-and-a-half ever. I was happy to get back on this floor."
(On Celebration-gate) "It was frustrating. You're a competitor, so to see a guy hit a shot like that and dance in front of your bench, I don't know what competitor wouldn't be frustrated. When you've got a guy showboating like that in front of your bench and you're down 15 with seven minutes to go, you're like, 'The game ain't over.' That's all we said on the bench: 'Listen, I don't care what they're saying over there on the other bench. The game ain't over.'"
(On freeing up Dirk for Three per screen) "I kept seeing they were pre-rotating to our shooters and they kept getting lost in our screen and rolls. So coming out of that timeout I told the guys, 'If me and Dirk set a double screen, look back to this side because I feel like I can get a pick on one of them and they’re going to be confused.' And it opened up.'"
(On Nowitzki) "Dirk is the kind of guy that is going to be persistent and we're going to keep going to him. No matter what they try to do, we're going to keep going to him. We know eventually they're going to wear down because they're spending a lot of energy trying to keep him out of the game."
Shawn Marion

(On this one vs the OKC one) "Just a different series, but we always believe we can come back regardless of the score. The game is over when the final buzzer rings. If you’ve watched us play all season, you know we’re a resilient team."
(On Dirk being japanese for Dagger) "I've got all the faith in the world in him."
(On his Game) "I'm just being aggressive on both ends of the floor. I think I'm seeing some things I can take advantage of and I'm doing it. My teammates are finding me, the balls are finding me in ways to create opportunities for myself and my teammates. I'm taking advantage of it. Just being aggressive and taking the ball to the rack. Also, I was able to handle some pick-and-rolls. I like that. I was able to come off and be aggressive and attack more. I was able to find my teammates or attack the basket."
Honest Abe

(Hey man, you have many tattoes, so you must be tough. This Nowitzki guy on the other hand has none, so my street smarts say he's soft. Aimirite oramirite!?) "No man, Dirk's a warrior. I've been on this team for a year-and-a-half and I never seen nothing like it. He's a true warrior. To hit a game-winner on that torn finger, to play the way he played with that torn finger, with people slapping on him, says a lot about him and what he does."
Heat
Coach Erik Spoelstra

(On collapsing) "That's about as tough a fourth quarter as you can have. When it started to slide, it just kept going."
(On being a little three-happy) "To shoot 30 3s in a game is not our style of basketball, and at the end of the game to not be able to execute and move the ball and find an open shot. We were running the clock down to the end. That's not been a successful formula for us the last three months."
(On what was more concerning) "Offensively, if we could have executed and moved the ball, we might have been able to stem the tide a little bit, even as poor as we were defensively down the stretch."
(On [not really] defending Dirk late) "We went to our normal package of late-game sets, we just didn't have the necessary execution."
(On why they didn't take the foul they had to give on Dirk's last possession) "It’s easy to say it right now. You know, we’re aware of it. We talked about it. We’ve been in that situation before. We didn’t use the foul. Obviously, it looks like right now you could second-guess that, but we didn’t take it. Don't believe for a second that i didn't tell those mofos to take the foul. They. Just. Did. Not. Next question."
(On not doubling Dirk on the Gamewinner) "At that time, they had carved us up enough on that. We left open some shooters, and they made us pay. We tried to do it with our normal defense. He made a heck of a drive. We cut him off one time, he spun, our help defense came, and he made a high-arcing lay-up — I believe with his left hand."
(On the Series) "We'll regroup. We have a tough group in there. We haven't had it easy at times, so we know how to respond when we have our backs against the wall."
LeBron James

(On the Collapse) "We’re up 15. If they go on a 12-0 run for the rest of the game, if we don’t score another basket, we still win by three. Defensively we just have to be more in tune and not allow a great team — a great offensive team — to get as many great looks as they did down the stretch."
(On Celebration-gate) "It was no celebration at all. I was excited about the fact that he hit a big shot and we went up 15. The same we've done over the course of the season. There was no celebration at all. We knew we had seven minutes to go still to close out the game. As far as celebration, that word has been used with us all year. But we knew how much time was left in the game still."
(On this Loss) "It hurts. It’s a ballgame now."
(On the Series) "Every time we have had a pitfall, we've figured out how to bounce back."
Dwyane Wade

(On the Loss) "We didn't play the way that we normally play, so they deserved it and we didn't."
(On whether the Heat might regret how things played out) "Well, only time will tell. We gave them and they gave themselves life. We made it a lot harder on ourself."
(On Celebration-gate) "First of all, every team in the league when they go on a run, they do something. Whether it's a signal, whether it's a chest bump. It's a part of the game of basketball. A celebration is confetti, champagne bottles. If it pumped them up -- they won the game.
(Well, did it?) "Obviously, it did something. That's not the first time. It won't be the last time that, if we do a great play that we come and our teammates and we do something. It had nothing to do with the outcome of the game for us."
Chris Bosh

(Question from Miamifan: The F@ck!?) "I don't know what happened."
(On Dirk's Gamewinner) "He does a move that he always does. I got caught up in trying to cut off his drive and that's what he wanted. For a split-second, I just played bad defense."
(On the psyche of the team) "We just didn't execute down the stretch. There's no shock. There's disappointment. But the reality is the reality. We might as well get used to it and focus on the next one."
Mike Bibby

(On feelings getting touched torched late) "This isn't a good feeling. It's going to be tough to sleep. This hurts. It definitely hurts."
Vids
French Huddles are the best, though
Celebration-gate
(that's all? I was expecting fireworks and bodybuilder poses)
Game Recap
The Highlights
And now, the real Highlights
Fan Reaction in Dallas
Podium
Dirk on the Rally
NBA.com Postgamebits
Dirk | Jet | Trix | Rick | Spo | DWhistle & Bron | Bosh
ESPN Audio
Links
MMB | Rottcap: Nowitzki Lift Catcap: Whaddayasee?
Then, the unpossible happened. Dirk happened.
A team down 15 points with barely seven minutes to play to come back, tie the game, and then win it. A team who was careless and mistake-ridden on offense and defense for nearly the entire game to suddenly roll out a six minute stretch of basketball that was near perfection. A superstar, looking for redemption from a previous collapse, to score the final nine points, including two baskets with an injured left hand.
Are we sure that this isn't the script for Hollywood's next basketball movie? Heck, I know for a fact that if it was, I'd call it cheesy and unrealistic.
That's what the Mavericks did. They defied history, they defied odds, and they defied everything that seems realistic.
Peninsula Is Mightier Blow huge; Epic
Dwyane Wade scored 9 points that included a few sick highlights as the Heat went on a 13-0 run to go up by 15 points with just over 7 minutes left in the game.
As we have seen throughout this years playoffs, you can never count out the Dallas Mavericks. Just when you think the game is over, they come right back and stun you with an amazing run. They did that in this one, going on a ridiculous 17-2 run to tie the game with 56 seconds left. It was a string of horrible offensive possessions for Miami, continuously chucking up bad three pointers and running poor plays. Dirk was absolutely clutch for Dallas, scoring their final 9 points including a layup in the final seconds to win the game.
The Heat's defense on the final play was just as bad as it was in the final minutes of the game. They had a foul to give, but instead left Chris Bosh alone on Nowitzki, didn't foul him and were late to help on the back end, giving him the easiest layup you'll ever see in an NBA Finals game with the game tied and under 10 seconds left. Talk about a choke job...all I can say is this better inspire Miami to play amazing on the road because a game like this could potentially be a back breaker.
NBA.com In Epic Rally, Dirk makes you pay | Celebrate?
Just when the Heat and their fans braced for the sort of premature celebration that ushered in this Big Three era last July, Dirk Nowitzki gave all of Miami the finger. Roll.
Dwyane Wade left his right hand in the air for a few extra seconds, just for effect.
LeBron James came over to join in the celebration after Wade's 3-pointer pushed the Miami Heat's lead to 15 points with 7:14 to play. They danced a little, smiled a little more and reveled in the moment.
The home team was cruising towards what appeared to be a commanding 2-0 lead in The Finals before a raucous American Airlines Arena crowd that surely had designs on the parade route they would line for the official delivery of that Larry O'Brien trophy.
What could wrong on a night when seemingly everything had gone so right?
How about everything, and then some.
ESPN Dime Gloating spurred
The Miami Heat were at it again, celebrating before they had accomplished anything.
ESPN Dallas Duo pulls incredible
One more Dallas playoff demon -- the biggest and baddest of 'em all -- goes down. That's been a theme of this magical Mavs playoff run. They busted out of the first-round funk. They won with Danny Crawford officiating. They reversed the trend of playoff road misery. They pulled off epic comebacks in Los Angeles and Oklahoma City.
And then they topped it all with this stunner.
Heat Index: The 55-second Possession of Doom
Who’s to blame?
Take your pick. You could blame Spoelstra for not calling a play on the first opportunity. You could blame James for taking not one, but two contested 25-footers instead of penetrating. You could blame Haslem for needlessly saving the ball and throwing it away.
In the end, the truth is that it was superb defense from the Mavericks. Terry’s swipe on Haslem was as clutch a defensive play as you’ll find. Nowitzki stopped Chalmers’ penetration and then forced an off-balance 25-footer from James seconds later.
Fifty-five seconds elapsed. Twenty-six dribbles, none inside the paint. Eight passes, none that resulted in a good shot. Two offensive boards, none that led to a second-chance point.
It was, however, one failed opportunity that led to an unthinkable Game 2 collapse.
Hoopdata Boxscore | Notes for Mavs Heat
Even though the Dallas Mavericks had recently engineered a miracle comeback against Oklahoma City Thunder...lightning doesn't strike twice. Dallas trailed the Miami Heat by 15 points with just over six minutes to go in Game Two of the 2011 NBA Championships. They seemingly had few workable options. Dirk Nowitzki wasn't shooting well. The bench wasn't doing much. D-Wade was on fire. Miami felt that this was their moment. They had established superiority. On destiny's doorstep. (cue music from "Rocky").
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It still seems that, when both teams are going pedal to the metal, Miami is the better side. If either slacks off on defense, then the other can put points on the board quickly. Will Miami be committed to 48 minutes of defense every game from this point forward? Will they get discouraged and lose defensive intensity if things start to go the other way (we saw that during the regular season slump, but not really at all in the playoffs...nothing's happened until tonight that could discourage them). Maybe Miami's still on destiny's doorstep. Dallas has made it clear they're not going to hold the door open for them.
Answers will become clear in Sunday's Game Three. Back with numbers and notes Sunday before midnight...
An advanced Boxscore at Arturo
Mark Jackson was right for once. There goes that man. He just had the wrong man.
I kept watching the game and thinking:
- Miami is getting outrebounded and taking bad shots .
- Dallas is playing sloppy ball and that combined with Miami’s athleticism is what’s costing them the game.
Regression to the mean is a hell of a mistress.
Game on.
SI.com Steal astonishing
I will bet you all of the money in my pocket -- not much, I admit, but it's all I've got -- that Pat Riley felt the same acidic, clammy, bass-drum-beating-in-his-skull feelings that he felt in 1984. This is something he would rather not recall, but here it was in front of him Thursday.
The better team lost.
His team was beaten.
Again.
In 1984, it was Larry Bird's Celtics upsetting the Riley-coached Lakers at the end of Game 2 in Boston on a James Worthy turnover that led to an overtime-forcing layup with 18 seconds remaining, followed by the unfortunate memory of Magic Johnson dribbling out the clock in regulation. The Lakers should have been up 2-0 and they should have won the title. Instead they were positioning themselves to eventually lose Game 7 in Boston.
BDL Where Dallas tied that bad boy up
You'll never believe it, but this mess really does come down to effort.
Basketballprospectus Don't call it a comeback
Dallas 95, at Miami 93 (Series tied 1-1)
Pace: 87.7
Offensive Ratings: Miami 108.2, Dallas 106.1In Game Two of the NBA Finals, success was the Miami Heat's biggest enemy. When Dwyane Wade's three-pointer capped a 13-0 Heat run and extended Miami's lead to 15 with 7:13 to play, the team found itself in that awkward position so many teams have been caught in this postseason. The Heat needed to run time off the clock, but it was too early to totally ignore the offense. That's just what Miami did, to its ultimate demise.
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Though the last seven minutes have naturally dominated the postgame conversation, it's unclear how much they will carry over into Game Three. To the extent that it too is likely to be decided by late-game execution, it's crucial, but Dallas still needs to clean up the issues that allowed the Heat to build a double-digit lead, namely turnovers. The Mavericks coughed it up 20 times, and a remarkable 15 of them were live-ball turnovers. Those translated into runout after runout and dazzling Miami finishes. The Heat scored 31 points on those 20 turnovers, meaning Miami had just 62 points on its other 67 or so possessions.
Half-court offense is where the Heat has significant room for improvement. If not for the turnovers and threes, conversely, Miami might never have claimed the lead at all. Such was the case most of the first half, when the Heat's highlight-reel plays counted just the same as Dallas' workmanlike offense. The Mavericks' man-to-man was effective enough that we never saw any zone from them, and it might be phased out of the arsenal until needed later in the series.
NBAPlaybook What happened on Dirk's Winner | Gametying Three for Miami | The Play that sparked the Run
After a furious comeback (and back to back threes from both teams), the Dallas Mavericks found themselves tied with the ball for the final possession (with just a 0.5 second differential on the shot clock), looking to get the basketball to Dirk Nowitzki and get a game winner.
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After a big Dirk Nowitzki three gave Dallas a three point lead with 26.7 seconds left, the Miami Heat were looking to get a three pointer to tie the game in the hopes of sending the game to overtime. Miami was able to get a fantastic look off of a quick inbounds pass due to a poor defensive mistake by Jason Terry and a heads up play by LeBron James:
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Looking for a spark (and for points) late in the 4th quarter, the Dallas Mavericks were searching for a play that would work against Miami’s tough/quick defense. At some point towards the end of the game, coach Rick Carlisle started running a staggered pick and roll with Dirk Nowitzki and Tyson Chandler as the screener, a play that the Mavericks haven’t run at all during the Finals to this point. It was obvious that this play gave Miami trouble as Dallas scored 8 points on the 4 possessions they ran it while shooting 75% (including 2-2 from three).
Refcalls NBA, Dude, you mad? | Review of Game2
As some of you may have seen this morning, YouTube took down our video from yesterday that had many of the ref calls we reviewed from the 2nd half of Game 1 of the NBA Finals. There are literally thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of videos on YouTube that have NBA footage in them, but they haven’t been taken down. You’ve got to think with this action the NBA may be noticing how much RefCalls.com is revealing of their game, and they may have a problem with it. Oh well. Whatever.
These Finals games deserve the utmost scrutiny since so many people are watching them. But they are killers to review, especially considering all of the missed traveling violations from known offenders playing in these games.
Speaking of travels, we counted up the number of missed travels in the game, and they are the following:
Miami:
Dwyane Wade – 5
Chris Bosh - 2
LeBron James - 1Dallas:
Dirk Nowitzki – 3
Jose Barea - 1
Peja Stojakovic - 1
PBT Heat Collapse | Heat's biggest Prob: Dallas now Believes | Tops Incredible
After a regular season defined by crunch-time blunders and late collapses, the Heat’s postseason had been defined by gritty closing performances that saw the Heat holding onto close leads or pulling off comebacks in the fourth quarter.
All of that changed during Thursday night’s 95-93 loss, which may end up being Miami’s most important game of the season.
"Hang in. Hang around. Keep believing."
Those were the messages that Rick Carlisle was preaching to his Mavericks in the timeout huddle, with his team facing a 15-point deficit with just over seven minutes remaining in Game 2 of the NBA Finals.
Apparently, Carlisle’s guys were listening.
Maybe no elements of this game of this will carry over into the next, or maybe what transpired over the final seven minutes of this amazing comeback will generate an entirely different dynamic for the series going forward. All we know is that we don’t know, but once these Finals are said and done, fans across the country will argue that they always knew the Mavs’ Game 2 victory would change everything or nothing, with the wisdom that only hindsight provides.
Hoopshype Tweets
Jose Juan Barea: about 6 hours ago
Anthony Tolliver: about 7 hours ago
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Jeff Pendergraph: about 7 hours ago
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Eric Maynor: about 7 hours ago
Charlie Bell: about 7 hours ago
Shelden Williams: about 7 hours ago
Charlie Bell: about 7 hours ago
Jeff Pendergraph: about 7 hours ago
Austin Daye: about 7 hours ago
What?
Charlie Bell: yesterday Anthony Morrow: yesterday
The Point Forward Marion takes advantage | Give Credit
Fact: The Dallas Mavericks’ offense is much better when Shawn Marion is on the bench.
With Marion on the court, the Mavs are a run-of-the-mill offense prone to droughts. With Marion on the bench, they are the best offense in the league.
But Marion can’t afford to spend much time on the bench in this series, for three reasons:
1) He is by far Dallas’ best long-term option in defending LeBron James.
2) Backup small forward Peja Stojakovic has been exposed so badly on defense that coach Rick Carlisle could not even play him in the second half of Game 3.
3) Carlisle is riding, for now, with man-to-man defenses and not zones that might afford players like Stojakovic more minutes.
Friday’s narrative will be that the Heat devolved into hero ball and ran a bunch of isolation plays. That’s not really true. The Heat ran plays, including some of their best sets, on just about every trip down the court over those final seven minutes. They just didn’t score, for three reasons:
1. With one or two exceptions, the Mavs defended the primary action beautifully.
2. The Heat did not commit often enough to moving on to second or third options after the first one failed.
3. The Heat weren’t quite as precise as they are at full throttle. Screens didn’t hit their target flush, and passes came a beat too late or not at all, when perhaps they could have been squeezed into open lanes.
2MG's The Difference
Dallas only came back in such spectacular fashion because they played the pick-and-roll with LeBron as the ball-handler so aggressively, and that doesn’t happen without Tyson Chandler — who was pressuring like mad, despite having five fouls at the time and Brendan Haywood unavailable with a strained right hip flexor — shutting down LeBron’s options.
Stats
FT-Watch
Haywood bricked nil of [twiceasmuch] from the line. Why oh why don't you chop that wood more,
PortlandLakersThunderMiami? He is now 20-43 on FTs in 16 games. Celebration for our third-best Center, Beaches! [nsfw]Dirk missed zero FTs on 3 Attempts. Wait, 3 Attempts? Kidding, right?
Miami bricked 8 of 24, Dallas 4 of 21.
20-20-4 Watch
Chandler 13-7-0 Haywood 2-0-0+strained right hip flexor. Mahinmi
DNP-Playoffs/FrenchTough task, eh?Field Goals
Mavs 36, Heat 34 OK!
Boarding
Mavs 41 (11 O) Heat 30 (6 O) Nice response
PIP-Boys
MIA 36 DAL 40. Rare but logic.BenchMIA 11 DAL 23 MinimumBreak it FASTDAL 13 (but allowed 'only' 31 Points off 20 Turnovers)MIA 16 (allowed 15 Pts off 12 To) Running back, y'all!...The TEAM STATDAL 18 Assists MIA 13 Assists Heroballers
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Finally....KneeJerk Recap (TM) Jonthefon v5.02
The Mavs (beat/lost to) [the Miami Heat]¹ tonight (thanks to/
despite)rebounds and totol reliance on Dirk’s Awesomeness late in the 4th Quarter. The (cloud in the silver lining/major culprit) once moreas usualwas the (reliabilty/lack) of support from his team-mates, with the exception of Shawn Marion/Jason Terry². Especially useless was Jose Barea/Peja Stojakovic/Brendan Haywood/DeShawn Stevenson/Jason Kidd/Tyson Chandler³ and it is (GUESS WHAT) THEY’RE ALMOST NOTALLUSELESS!
¹ Inserted Opponent
² Only one of them, mind you.
³ Two at the minimum, up to all six seven of them.
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Fantastic and hilarious as always. :D
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot."
- Bill Russell
TC made a hell of play in those last 2 shots by dirk
too much awesomeness nd dirkiness!
HOPE is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of men.
*and
HOPE is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of men.
by simpleton cxi on Jun 3, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
The quote that came to mind immediately after the Game 2 win:
Duke: He’s worried! You cut him! You hurt him! You see? You see? He’s not a machine, he’s a man!
BTW
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot."
- Bill Russell
by Marjun Raposon on Jun 3, 2011 10:32 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
im guessing the crybabies are crying again!
only the mavs can make them cry, eh
HOPE is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of men.
Well
Bulls made them cry in the reg season too. (we may have lost to them in the playoffs, but nobody can take that away that we made them bawl like babies)
'Don't believe in you who believe in me and don't believe in me who believes in you, but believe in you who believe in yourself'
aw cool!!!
HOPE is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of men.
by simpleton cxi on Jun 3, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Kepp winning..they’ll keep crying.
I said this before….if you guys can weather the storm of game #3 and go up a game on them they will fold up like a tent under the pressure eventually. The heat have shown all year they are heartless and gutless wonders who exceed only when things are going great but quickly devolve into infighting, whining, crying, blaming the coach, and most importantly…frustrate them and Wade and Lebron will revert back to dribbling 1 on 5 and taking contested fadeaway jumpers.
by johnnyphoenix on Jun 3, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
in Game 3
it will be too much dirkiness!
it can’t be 3 sub-par games in a row for dirk. as per his shooting percentage.
fate wont allow it. AAC should be mad crazy by then.
HOPE is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of men.
You're right about sub-par.....
What is being left out with all these feel-good traffic-generating numbers for this blog is that, so far, Mavs have been playing like crap 89 out of 96 minutes against the Heat….
….Naturally, the Heat have also been playing like crap for more than just those last 7 minutes…
Obviously, game 3 will tell us more-definitively who is who, and what is what..
Gotta say you Mavs fans are cool.
and remind me alot about BaB
'Don't believe in you who believe in me and don't believe in me who believes in you, but believe in you who believe in yourself'
heres how you do the american anthem nobody will ever come close
especially not today’s crap that call themselves artists
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC0d92g0X6Y
by dimitrious on Jun 3, 2011 11:14 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hilarious
DOH, you’re articles make me LOL every time. Keep ’em coming.
who cares about you shaq its all about the mavs now
you’ve been useless for years now
There is another fitting word for those born in Würzburg or associated areas..
……..starts with K as well. =)
How could I miss this the first time.
Austin Daye: Chris Bosh should name his first son #DIRK
LOL
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot."
- Bill Russell
by Marjun Raposon on Jun 3, 2011 12:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
1 set away from federer nadal final sunday and mavs game 3
im gona be a nervous wreck by the time the day ends
Best thing ever

I’m laughing so hard right now…D-Wade got Deebo’d
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
by Marie on Jun 3, 2011 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
When he goes down and the camera pans to him, it's like a freaking soap opera. Disgusting.
He even looks at the camera, DIE.
Oh, me <3
by bruce182 on Jun 3, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
As much as I want to see this wrapped up in 5 games and win at home
It would be pretty sweet revenge to win in Miami…he he he…The greatest news about last night’s win is that we probably won’t drop three in a row at home, so I doubt we have to worry about the Heat winning it all in Dallas again, at least.
Agree.
A 3-2 up or 2-3 down for either team going into game 6 sure looks more probable now.
If Dallas is to win this, how about a 3-3 into Game 7 + super-stellar-ratings (good v. evil…whatever)? This might encourage everyone to avoid a lockout, no? =)
I posted this long comment on the Suns blog yesterday... I love being proved right:)
I was out with a group of friends and one recently said…
"Nobody deserves a championship more than Lebron, he carried the Cavs for 7 years and they had plenty of time to put a team around him", then I replied "Aren’t you a Suns fan? What about Nash, who is going to be 38 years old next year?" I went on rambling to say that to a more relevant degree based on the finals this year, Dirk, who is also an aging star that has and continues to carry the Mavs through some tough years only to come back stronger and stronger could be put up there with Nash as well…
He replied, "what does age matter?" that pissed me off, Lebron chose to go to the Heat to better his chances of winning a championship by teaming up with Dwade and Bosh when he continually came close but couldn’t get over the hump. The same summer, Dirk quietly signed his extension with the Mavs after a first round exit embarrassment that season, and just had one of the more memorable finals performances I have ever seen and is carrying his team along with his legacy on his back.
Lebron made his choice and will have plenty of chances this decade to chase the ring dream but did so with a lack of loyalty and confidence to be the man; You can pile me in with the Heat haters, but its more about rooting for the constant underdog and against the media whores that have eaten up anything that is NBA this year. I don’t blame Lebron and Bosh for wanting to play in Miami as opposed to resigning with their former teams, but they clearly eat up the media attention and I quite frankly was tired of the coverage of them even before "the decision". I hate thinking that this is the new NBA, and will be the Miami show for the next 5-6 years, but it is what it is. Go Underdogs. Go Dirk. Nobody on the court deserves that ring more than you.
by Gildo on Jun 3, 2011 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
It's all the same
Media owners expect their journos to fight for a small piece of the big story pie. “It’s what sells (page views, print rags, etc.).” Be it heisman hype, politico hype, disaster hype, there is little in the way of original journalism. The MSM do not want to be on the outside looking in.
But thanks to the internet free range, we of like minded white hat good gals and guys can gather at the campfire and smoke our brisket and be thankful for our mavs.
When all is said and done, who really gives a flying fat rats ass what the brain washers think anyway? I only care about what my compadres think.
- follow me @ http:/twitter.com/TXStampede
after 2 games, obviously the mavs and heat are evenly matched!
it just goes down to adjustments, the x-factors, and Dirk!
HOPE is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of men.
Never get tired of these

"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot."
- Bill Russell
by Marjun Raposon on Jun 3, 2011 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
WAY TO GO MAVS
Die hard Laker fan here. Just wanted to let you know were all rooting for you guys to take the Championship. No other team deserves it more. These Heat make me so mad at basketball. No strategy what so ever. Lebrick is the worst of them all. Im sad that my Lakers can’t put them in their place but you already put us in ours so dont stop now. just to let you know that shit bynum pulled was BS. Win or Lose we will see you next season but for now GO MAVS
by Sonny Something on Jun 3, 2011 11:58 PM CDT reply actions
keep those tweets coming
Don't need another perfect line... Don't care if critics ever jump in line...
keep those crashes in the stands, stevenson!!!
you the man!
HOPE is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of men.
this picture speaks a million words! so cool.
HOPE is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of men.
sums up the two teams
one is hollywood and flashy, the other just plays the game of basketball, which some say is boring.
Chris Hamm , " your sig is too long!"
my wife keeps saying I spend to much on sports.
All I did was watch the game. Read all these blogs , especially the tweets from Doh. As well as the post game press conferences and sportcenter( also to check out the rangers win). Then I watch over and over the NBA network playbacks of the game till the next game we play. Also mix in more Ranger games. I don’t see her point at all.
Chris Hamm , " your sig is too long!"
by dubious on Jun 4, 2011 11:19 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
the first one is hilarious
"Shaq finished his career 1-22 from 3-point range, which would have made him one of the better shooters on this year’s Laker playoff squad." - D4P
Lakers fan here
Just wanting to wish you guys best of luck in the rest of these NBA Finals. Dirk has played out of this world the entire postseason and it warms my heart to see him continue to do so against a team that so many people despise in the Miami Heat. I can’t wait until next season when we play you guys again because I’m sure those games will be exciting, but for now….. Let’s go Mavs!
Also, here’s another pic and caption I think you’ll all enjoy:

"The true athlete should have character, not be a character."- John Wooden
"Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation."- Michael Jordan
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