Um, CHAMP. (Photo by Ralph Orlowski/Bongarts/Getty Images)
We knew it all along.
Now the rest of the world knows.
The Dallas Mavericks are the BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD.
** My b, y'all. Didn't even KNOW that Rick won Best Coach. I turned the ESPYs on late. CONGRATS COACH!
**That's right, our very own überman took home the prize for Male Athlete, as well as NBA Player of the Year. How proud of him are we!?!? Also how bad is this show? It's like the slowest awards show I've ever witnessed. If we win anything else, you can bet I'll update.
**Ok, who is going to attend the Dirk Nowitzki Academy for Awkward Basketball with me? Any takers?