Ric Renner (FSSW host) reported on the 17th that Dirk got engaged to Jessica Olsson on Valentines Day at a Japanese Restaurant, Tei An.

Original Tweet here

I'm not sure if this has been discussed in certain GDTs or has been posted anywhere I have not seen. I am also not certain how accurate this report is. Remember the whole Finals engagement ruckus which eventually turned out to be a hoax? Granted that was some internet site that started spreading the news, this time it's Ric Renner.

Two things I would like to share:

First, I am happy and completely devastated at the same time. Happy that Dirk, if accurate, is engaged. Devastated because he can't be mine anymore.....NoOOOOOooOOOOOOOOooOOOooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!

kneejerk reaction?

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Secondly, draft day 2032 can't come any sooner. The second coming of Dirk!

Anyways, ignore my reactions and my obvious man-crush for Dirk. Discuss. Honestly though, I am really pleased to hear that Dirk decided to get married. Those sperms aren't getting any younger, you know Dirky? I can't be happier for Dirk.