FREE AGENCY SH*TSHOW! Come one, come all!

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Anthony Randolph?

Michael Beasley?

Josh Howard? (seriously??)

These are just some of the names being tossed around since midnight last night when the free agency circus raised its tents. We all know who the center ring act is- Deron "Even my mom doesn't know" Williams. Now he and Jason Kidd are making some kind of suicide pact so it's impossible to tell what he's thinking. In other annoying news, Dwight Howard is talking about Brooklyn again, which doesn't bode well for our chances (or does it? who even KNOWS) of attracting D-Will.

We won't actually know anything until Monday, because that's when Williams plans to meet with reps from both the Mavericks and the Nets. At this point, we'll have to focus on free agents such as Jason Terry, Ian Mahinmi (who might really be going) and the contracts of Shawn Marion and Vince Carter. Oh, and then there's amnestying Brandon Haywood. SO MUCH GOING ON MY BRAIN IS A-SPLODING.

So this is the place you can come to post links, theories, rants, preferably relevant comments and soliloquies if you're feeling verbose.

Happy Free Agency, guys.

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