Already underway is Argentina taking on Tunisia. Then, at 10:45am CT Brazil plays Russia, followed by Spain and Great Britain at 2:00pm CT. After that is our main event: The US of A playing Nigeria at 4:15pm CT.

If you watched Team USA take on Tunisia two days ago, you saw a LOT of unibrow. Chris Paul to Anthony Davis is a fun thing to watch. There was dunking galore- even Andre Iguodala put back a miss with an emphatic dunk. And of course, LeBron James dunked in slow motion from half court just for shits and giggles.

Feel free to discuss events other than basketball since I know none of you have jobs and you just sit around all day and watch the Olympics in your respective countries. For this, I do not judge.

GO TEAM GO, win the porn Olympics!