Do you have the hirstutacity to make this team a winner? Do you have the follicular fortitude to help this team get where it needs to go? Every Mav from Roddy beAubois to Dirk NowitZki is bearding up until this team once again sits where it deserves to sit: At the very threshold of mediocrity with the Olympian Peaks of Playoff Contention just a few sniffs away.

And we're with them.

Will you join in their crusade? Will you be strong and stand with them?

In this, their hairiest hour, will you stand tall, throw your razor aside, and shout, bold as brass,

We will not go quietly into that good night. We will not vanish without a fight. Today we celebrate our Independence Day or whatever?

And if your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, roommate, or dog complain, will you have what it takes to say to them this is my team. My heart belongs, mostly, to you, but my face…

My face belongs to the Mavericks

Will you? Could you?

Prima Nocte, indeed.