1. HOW MUCH ARE THE MAVERICKS WORTH?: There have been some jokes in recent days about how much various things should cost if the Clippers are worth $2 billion (for example: if the Clips are worth $2 billion, the Cowboys must be able to buy the moon HA HA HA HA). But somebody did some actual math!
2. WHEN NELLIE GOT THE BETTER OF POP: I know what you're thinking, but it actually has something to do with art, apparently.
3. 'TIS THE SEASON FOR DRAFT: Our own Jonathan Tjarks wrote a nice e-book looking at the top draft prospects. Take a look!
4. DID VINCE INJURE HIMSELF?: You decide...
Vince Carter pic.twitter.com/QQQJnbLGP1— Morgan Holley (@mdholley2) May 31, 2014
5. THROWBACK YOURSELF WITH AN OLD BASKETBALL CARD!: The Mavs in 1990-1991
There you have it, folks. All the news that's fit to link.