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Tommy Bunz is the Mavericks' new starting center

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Okay, so Tommy Bunz is actually just a travel alias of Tyson Chandler's past, because if players used their real name more people would pester them. This list is reportedly from the 2012-13 Knicks and features several other current and former Mavericks.

Deadspin first posted this. I chuckled at their top comment: "Fitting that Novak would be "Bud Wiser" since both have terrible hops."