While The Round Mound of DDOS ( Drunken Driving Oral Sex) is currently unavailable, i wondered if he has a mother at all. And why he has so many many, Manny Calavera...err.. many Grannies at stock.
Let's see.
Granny #1 Yao Ming, 30 Points ...ah the chinese relatives...
Granny #2 Ben Gordon, 32 Points ...with some teabags
Granny #3 Kobe Bryant, 35 Points ...everyone gets old....
Granny #4 Joe Johnson, 32 Points...who?
Granny #5 Tim Duncan, 32 Points in Twice the Oldertime
Granny #6 Devin Harris, 41 Points along with...
Granny #7 Vince Carter, 32 in Double Grandmother Impact
Granny #8 Eric Gordon, 32 Points in The Graduate of a Grandmother
Granny #9 Chris Paul, 33 Points in the Armpit(lock)
Granny #10 Deron Williams, 30 Points in "I can do that, too!"
Granny #11 Charlie Freaking Villanueva, 32 Points
Granny #12 Dwayne Herpes Wade, 30 Points
Granny #13 Dwight Howard, 35 Points
Granny #14 Deron Williams, 34 Points in "I can do that Part 2"
Granny #15 Paul Pierce, 31 Points in Closer [than] it should be
Granny #16 Tony Parker, 37 Points in "I demand Duncan and Ginobili sit out every Game."
Granny #17 Russel Westbrook, 33 Points in "Down 5 with 22 seconds left? I'll score 5 in 5 SECONDS!"
Granny #18 Tony Parker, 37 Points in "Merde, i said sit out Duncan!"
Granny #19 Stephen Jackson, 31 Points in "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"
Granny #20 Carmelo Anthony, 43 Points in "I'm surprised i was able to get that open"
Granny #21 Chris Paul, 42 Points in "+/- 0??!? Team you suck!"
Granny #22 Chris Paul, 31 Points in "I'm going to kill Pussy for stealing my triple-double and i don't shake hands because i haven't washed them since college"
Granny #23 David West, 31 Points in " I yelled 'And-one' 21 times and took 3 Fts total"
So i guess, right now, the question is....Who will come out and adopt Chuck take this Motherrole?
All lines are closed, bets are refunded.
Srsly comments closed, wtf?
