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While The Round Mound of DDOS ( Drunken Driving Oral Sex) is currently unavailable, i wondered if...

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While The Round Mound of DDOS ( Drunken Driving Oral Sex) is currently unavailable, i wondered if he has a mother at all. And why he has so many many, Manny Calavera...err.. many Grannies at stock. Let's see. Granny #1 Yao Ming, 30 Points ...ah the chinese relatives... Granny #2 Ben Gordon, 32 Points ...with some teabags Granny #3 Kobe Bryant, 35 Points ...everyone gets old.... Granny #4 Joe Johnson, 32 Points...who? Granny #5 Tim Duncan, 32 Points in Twice the Oldertime Granny #6 Devin Harris, 41 Points along with... Granny #7 Vince Carter, 32 in Double Grandmother Impact Granny #8 Eric Gordon, 32 Points in The Graduate of a Grandmother Granny #9 Chris Paul, 33 Points in the Armpit(lock) Granny #10 Deron Williams, 30 Points in "I can do that, too!" Granny #11 Charlie Freaking Villanueva, 32 Points Granny #12 Dwayne Herpes Wade, 30 Points Granny #13 Dwight Howard, 35 Points Granny #14 Deron Williams, 34 Points in "I can do that Part 2" Granny #15 Paul Pierce, 31 Points in Closer [than] it should be Granny #16 Tony Parker, 37 Points in "I demand Duncan and Ginobili sit out every Game." Granny #17 Russel Westbrook, 33 Points in "Down 5 with 22 seconds left? I'll score 5 in 5 SECONDS!" Granny #18 Tony Parker, 37 Points in "Merde, i said sit out Duncan!" Granny #19 Stephen Jackson, 31 Points in "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" Granny #20 Carmelo Anthony, 43 Points in "I'm surprised i was able to get that open" Granny #21 Chris Paul, 42 Points in "+/- 0??!? Team you suck!" Granny #22 Chris Paul, 31 Points in "I'm going to kill Pussy for stealing my triple-double and i don't shake hands because i haven't washed them since college" Granny #23 David West, 31 Points in " I yelled 'And-one' 21 times and took 3 Fts total" So i guess, right now, the question is....Who will come out and adopt Chuck take this Motherrole? All lines are closed, bets are refunded. Srsly comments closed, wtf?