Mike Miller has blonde hair and a headband. Deshawn Stevenson has a tattoo of Abe Lincoln on his neck. Stevenson is mad that Miller wears LeBron James shoes. There's a player on the Wizards who sort of looks like Stewie from Family Guy. Gilbert Arenas is back. Flip Saunders is the new coach.

Jason Kidd stepped on someone's ankle during practice; it is only a minor injury.

I can't even talk about the Wizards in 75 words...

Let's go Mavs!