If You Were A Superhero...

...what would your power and name be?

Dirk Nowitzki is and always will be "Uberman", with the power to lean back on one leg and shoot over anyone.

Jose Barea is the "Streakin' Puerto Rican", with the ability to penetrate at will. (twss)

Tyson "Manhandler" Chandler has the power of beastliness.

Jason Kidd is "The Ageless Wonder", with no explanation necessary. Also he's hot.

Come up with some other ones for the Mavs, past or present! And of course, give us your own. Any artists out there feel like creating some images for these guys? That would be pretty epic.

I think I would be DisasterGirl, with the ability to completely ruin any situation with my tendency to act before I think. I guess I'd be more of an evil villain, then, wouldn't I? Whatever, every story needs one.