I'm sorry but this quote killed me
Ellis: "I'm going to play Monta basketball."— Mavs Moneyball (@mavsmoneyball) September 30, 2013
As did the various follow ups
Please ask what the rules are. RT @Caplan_NBA: Monta says he'll get criticized no matter what he does: "I'm gonna play Monta-ball."— Zach Lowe (@ZachLowe_NBA) September 30, 2013
@ZachLowe_NBA @Caplan_NBA It's like Calvinball-- you make up the rules as you go along— Seth Rosenthal (@seth_rosenthal) September 30, 2013
RT @KirkSeriousFace: Montaball is @andytobo's fan fiction come to life.— Mike Prada (@MikePradaSBN) September 30, 2013
that's not a good start, but go on. "@fishsports: Monta: 'I'm gonna play Monta basketball. If y'all want to criticize, criticize' #mavs"— Kevin Brolan (@kevinbrolan) September 30, 2013
MORE MONTA BASKETBALL!!!!! "@itsnatewood: Monta: "I'm gonna get criticized no matter what I do, so I'm just gonna play Monta basketball""— Kevin Brolan (@kevinbrolan) September 30, 2013
/dead RT @KirkSeriousFace: WHAT IS MONTA BASKETBALL OH GOD NO— Rebecca Lawson (@beccaaftersix) September 30, 2013
You know what makes me feel good? Bucks fans laughing at this, because they've seen Monta-ball.
I know I am! RT @jacob_frankel Excited, Mavericks fans!?!? RT @mavsmoneyball: Ellis: "I'm going to play Monta basketball."— Mitch Vomhof (@mitchvomhof) September 30, 2013
It's a good thing Andy already addressed Monta being confusing here. My friends, this season will not be boring. Other than that, I have no predictions to make at the moment.