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Because every holiday songs needs a basketball spin.

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"The Dallas Mavs Are Scoring A Ton" (To The Tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)

Rondo can pass,
Monta's not shy,
Dirk's jumper falls
Tyson dunks on some guys
The Dallas Mavs are scor-ing, a ton

They score when they're out east
They score out on the west
They score in Mountain and Pacific too,
Cause offensive efficiency is just the best

SO, Parsons steps back
Charlie V takes a shot
Al-Farouq scores,
Cause they just do it a lot
The Dallas Mavs are scor-ing, a ton


"Rondo, The All-Star Point Guard" (To the tune of Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)

You know Finley and Bradley and (Juwan) Howard and Gary (Trent)
You know Steve Nash, and Stackhouse and Dampier and Terry,
But do you recall...
THE GREATEST MAVERICKS TRADE OF ALL (well, other than the 1997 NBA draft trade)

ba dum dum dum

Rondo, the all-star point guard
has a badass Connect Four game
if you were at the Garden,
You'd think his handles were insane

all of the other East point guards,
used to think his attitude sucked,
I think they were kind of jealous
that Rondo really didn't give a @#$%

Then one rainy December night,
Cuban made a trade
Rondo with your head  so bright
won't you replace the PER (player efficiency rating) of B Wright?

All of the Mavs fans loved it
especially the Hanukkah-celebrating Jews
Rondo, you'll fit in perfect,
and help us win NBA Finals Number 2!!!!!!!!!!


"Rondo, Rondo, Rondo" (To the tune of Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel)

I have a little point guard
He's a a 4-time All-Star too
With Monta, Dirk, and Chandler,
Defenses won't know what to do

Oh Rondo, Rondo, Rondo, he's the best passer of the pack
and unlike the late Len Bias, he won't succumb to crack


Championship Rings (To The Tune of Jingle Bells)

Gashing Through the Spurs
And blow-ing out the Griz
With this starting 5
Man this team's the shiz

Rondo's at the point
Carlisle is a saint
Oh how cool it is to see
Tyson op-en in the paint

Oh Dallas Mavs, Dallas Mavs we're gonna win this year
The Spurs, they have no chance
Adding Rajon Rondo
Means hey Larry (O'Brien- championship trophy) its time to dance!


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