IMPORTANT ASW UPDATE: The Mavericks are all vacationing together. Maybe. We think.

It all started innocently enough: Mavs' center Bernard James updated the Twitterverse on his plans to spend All-Star Weekend in Cabo San Lucas:

Off to cabo we gooooo

— Bernard James (@BernardRJames) February 13, 2014

Well that's nice! After all, it HAS been a hard-fought first half of the season for our Mavs. Sarge deserves some beach time. I have never been to Cabo but I hear it is lovely. You know, I wonder what the rest of the Mavs are doin......

WAIT A SECOND:

Gal Mekel is ALSO in Cabo? IS GAL MEKEL VACATIONING WITH BERNARD JAMES BECAUSE AWESOME. (Also, you're welcome for this picture, ladies.)

Well okay. I wonder what the rest of the Mavs are doing on vacation then. Are they ALL in Cabo? Let's check in on Jae Crowder:

Hey Jae Crowder OMG HE IS WITH DEJUAN BLAIR. ON A BOAT. Also, more water shots. These guys really enjoy that.

And last but ohhhhhh certainly not least, Shane Larkin is apparently ALSO on a boat. Here is the audio/visual evidence (you'll want to listen in):

I don't think this is the same boat as Jae Crowder and DeJuan Blair, but let's pretend it was, because half of the Mavs partying on a boat while the odd couple of Gal Mekel and Bernard James vacation in Cabo just makes this Mavericks team even more weird/awesome/lovable than they already were, if that is even possible.

The 64,000 question though: I wonder what Monta Ellis is up to? I will update you if I find out!

UPDATE: Shawn Marion just revealed via Twitter/Instagram that he is also on a boat somewhere, because of course.

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