OPEN THREAD: NBA Finals, or, which team do we want to lose more?

Hey party people. The Finals are happening! It's the Heat. And the Spurs. So that's fun.

I know y'all in general are not big fans of either of these teams. I know this because every time I mention how much I enjoy this matchup from a pure basketball perspective, I get chided in the comments. (I once wrote about my reasons.) But that's okay! To each his or her own.

At any rate, Game 2 is upon us and here's somewhere you can chat about it. Also, I irrationally have missed the Pitbull intro to these games so here it is for you again.

PLAYOFFS. FINALS.

And let's go Mavs because....well, because always. I don't care that they aren't playing.