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We make 2015 Dallas Maverick fan resolutions

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As a site we resolve to write more articles that relate Taylor Swift to Mavs basketball.

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Doyle: I resolve to strike the name Gersson Rosas from my memory, convince DJ Wiz T that "Tha Rippla" should be Charlie V's theme song, ask Greg Smith more questions in the locker room, get to 1000 Twitter followers (@TheKobeBeef, folks), and make fewer jokes about Tim's age (won't happen).

Kate: I resolve to turn my son (scheduled to arrive March 1) into an NBA fan in time for the playoffs. Six-week-olds are super into analytics and team defense, right?

Danny: I'm not funny enough to make a resolution, so I'll resolve to be funny.

Jamie: I'll turn my son, already 1, into a guy that can recite all of Dirk's career stats by his, my son's, second birthday. I'll also resolve to get to 1,000 Twitter followers because that sounds good, and then I'll resolve to not steal other peoples resolutions in 2016. Also, I don't resolve to get this drunk on vacation with my in laws next year after a boel win. K bye.

Austin: My resolutions are to beat Rondo in connect 4 and to always remember that basketball is supposed to be fun.

Bailey: I resolve to give new Mavs acquisitions at least some benefit of the doubt before assuming Doyle is right about how much they suck. I also resolve to never forget Corey Brewer even if he breaks my heart starring for the Rockets.

Rebecca: To be better about press box decorum (except for obvious things like Game Three, duh) and to add one more NBA arena to my resume by the end of this season.

Kelly: I resolve to really commit to getting Chandler Parsons and Taylor Swift together.

Kirk: I resolve to become friends with chandler parsons. I also resolve to be nicer about.... Um. Something?

Tim: I resolve to get the best blogging free agent out there, Charlie V, to come write for our site.