5 excellent highlights from Chandler Parsons' Twitter Q&A

As he's done before, the Mavericks' own Chandler Parsons answered a few questions on Twitter this afternoon. Mavs Moneyball is here to help you by running down some highlights.

Such a relief

"@0chloe_russell0: @ChandlerParsons what are the Mavericks going to do to improve their rebounding" rebound better

— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) January 20, 2015

Oh, the life and times of being single

"@abby_Burke34: @ChandlerParsons are you single" Yep :)

— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) January 20, 2015

"@Fat_Hussain: @ChandlerParsons I got your girl on speed dial, you mad?" Which one!?

— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) January 20, 2015

(Maybe one of these...)

"@helloimjustine: @ChandlerParsons can I have your babies?"...

— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) January 20, 2015

@ChandlerParsons will you marry me

— nuggie (@kaylieraeliegh) January 20, 2015

@ChandlerParsons will U go to prom with me?

— Megan (@MeganMes) January 20, 2015

This is in his contract, I'm pretty sure

"@Mad_Ruta: @ChandlerParsons what current nba player do you most look up to?" Dirk

— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) January 20, 2015

But really, don't we all?

"Style"

"@BenRogers: @ChandlerParsons What is the story on that elongated sweatshirt you were wearing yesterday?" Style bro

— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) January 20, 2015

Chandler&Chandler.

A photo posted by ChandlerParsons (@chandlerparsons) on Jan 19, 2015 at 5:53pm PST

Chandler, come on now. I own that sweater. I also own those jeans. If you want to have a "raid my closet" sesh you just have to ask...we can be fashion besties. I love to shop. We shop with your credit card though....right?

Dallas is never getting over this

"@Jib_214: @ChandlerParsons Was it a catch? #CowboysNation"def was a catch!!

— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) January 20, 2015

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For more highlights, including some thoughts on Chipotle and Drake, head on over to Parsons' Twitter timeline.