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Justin Bieber was baptized in Tyson Chandler's bathtub

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What a day.

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I woke up this morning thinking today would be like any other. Grabbed my coffee, hung out with my kid, kissed my wife on the forehead and off to work I went. Chances are I won't remember this day 2 months from now. Or at least that's what I thought.

Sarah Koenig had this to say about memory in Season 1 of the Serial Podcast.

"If some significant event happened that day, you remember that, plus you remember the entire day much better.

If nothing significant happened, then the answers get very general."

Friends, let me tell you. Something significant has happened - something so jarring that this day will forever be embedded in my mind and I'll never ever forget it.

Because news just broke that Justin Bieber was baptized in Tyson Chandler's bathroom.

Via Complex:

"Tyson Chandler, who now plays for the Phoenix Suns, offered his building's pool for JB's baptism, but the pool was closed. Out of options, Chandler decided to offer up his tub, which was surely large enough since the former All-Star is listed at 7'1."

Wow. If there was ever any debate to whether or not Tyson Chandler's jersey should be hanging in the rafters of AAC, this should put it to bed. If you're still staring at your screen wondering, "How the hell is this relevant to the Mavs?"

From America's most trusted news source, HollywoodLife.com"JUSTIN BIEBER GIVES SELENA GOMEZ A VICTORY TWIRL AND HUG AFTER THE MAVERICKS WIN!"

He twirled her, bro. He twirled her.

Tyson Chandler. Mavericks Hero.

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