GAME THREAD: Dallas Mavericks vs. Portland Trail Blazers

ALMOST.

WHO: Dallas Mavericks vs. Portland Trail Blazers

WHAT: THE LAST GAAAAMMMMEEE

WHERE: American Airlines Center, Dallas, Texas

WHEN: 7:00 p.m. CT

HOW: FSSW

THE STORY: WE MADE IT YOU GUYS. The last meaningless game. The last game of the regular season. If you are like me you'll probably be scoreboard watching like crazy. I almost didn't go to this game but rumor has it that Naughty by Nature is performing at halftime so I'm about to head out to the ol' arena for some good old fashioned last game action.

I don't know who is playing. Not Chandler Parsons and probably not Devin Harris.

GO MAVS. (Also booooo Spurs and Houston, because I want to face the Clippers.)