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Here's a crazy Blake Griffin to the Mavericks conspiracy theory that's crazy

Totally gonna happen.

FACT: Blake Griffin, DeAndre Jordan and Chandler Parsons are all 26

FACT: Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan are good friends while Chandler Parsons and Griffin appear to be friendly or at least appeared in a Jimmy Kimmel skit together.

FACT: Blake Griffin will be a free agent in the summer of 2018.

FACT: That's three years from now. Almost 1,100 days. More than 26,000 hours. So this is a very topical rumor.

FACT: Internet comment sections have repeatedly been proven by peer-reviewed research to be one of the most trustworthy sources on the world wide web.

FACT: Blake Griffin is going to be a Maverick and it is literally impossible that this doesn't happen.