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Parsons, Clippers battling for DeAndre Jordan with emojis

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I have absolutely no freaking idea what to say about this.

DeAndre Jordan might change his mind about the Mavericks.

Jordan apparently called Doc Rivers on MONDAY to tell him he was having second doubts about his decision to come to Dallas, per ESPN's Ramona Shelburne. We're just now hearing about this, of course.

Now we've launched into a literal (figurative) war for DeAndre Jordan in Houston, of all places. And it's being waged with emojis. Like, what even.

Parsons is headed there.

J.J. Redick, who lives in Austin and is LITERALLY driving down, is headed there.

Cuban's on his way.

So is Chris Paul.

And then Blake Griffin tried to be funny.

So proud of you Blake. What an original tweet.

I do not know what's going on.

WAIT NOW CHRIS PAUL DID THIS WHATTTTTT

JUSTIN ANDERSON, WHERE IS YOUR EMOJI GAME AT. THE MAVS NEED HELP.

oh hey there's whataburger tho