Jeremy Lin agrees to sign with Hornets because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jeremy Lin, a free agent target for the MAvericks at point guard, announced on Instagram that he will sign with the Charlotte Hornets.

Tuesday, it looked like the Mavericks were poised to trade Raymond Felton and sign Lin with the freed up cap space when the NBA free agency moratorium was lifted on Thursday. Now, the entire Dallas offseason plans are crumbling after DeAndre Jordan appears to have reneged on his verbal agreement to sign with the Mavericks and plans to return to the Clippers on a max extension.

There's some other point guards out there. I don't have the desire or willpower to go look them up. You can if you want. Hey, Mike James might be available! Sweet!

Other than that, hold your verbally agreed to loved ones tight. Don't let them out of your sight. Build a fortress with a moat around them and do not let anyone from the Dallas area approach them.