Mavericks Media Day: Complete coverage from the AAC

Is a hot dog a sandwich? Mavericks answer

At media day, we asked Mavericks about some dumb things. They loved it.

4 starters sit out of Mavs' open scrimmage

Dallas' annual scrimmage open to the fans took place on Sunday despite most of the Mavericks' starting five not suiting up.

Twerking Parsons joins 'SHAME' lady from Thrones

SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. [cowbell sound]

Tyson Chandler knew Mavs would miss on DeAndre

Chandler has harsh words towards a team that never treated him with respect.

Carlisle suggests young wings could fill in early

Mavericks head coach Rick Carlisle indicated the team could give young players a shot at backup wing positions.

Parsons could start season, Matthews won't

Parsons is closer to being cleared to play than Matthews, who could be out past Christmas.

Carlisle says Jeremy Evans will play some center

Evans has some Brandan Wright in him, something Carlisle pointed out at media day.

Carlisle's "If cows were kittens" saying isn't a saying?

The 11 best Mavericks media day photos

Also, there's Chandler Parsons tossing his phone and JaVale McGee finger moustache tattoos.

Dirk says he 'fell in a hole' after November

Nowitzki hopes to avoid that hole from last season with a smaller load.

Dirk to play out last 2 years of his deal

Dirk doesn't plan to retire at least until his current contract is done.

'If cows were kittens there'd be a milk shortage'

Carlisle quickly dismissed a question about DeAndre Jordan.