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Oct. 26 at Pacers
The offense is off to an explosive start as every starter hits double digits, and the game goes down to the wire.
Oct. 28 vs. Rockets
Home opener! Dirk! Basketball! Energy! Loud Noises! Wes hits six threes! Dallas wins!
Oct. 30 at Rockets
The Rockets have their revenge in a blowout loss for the Mavs. Harden casually drops 40.
Nov. 2 at Jazz
Harrison Barnes scores 25 and leads Dallas to victory. Preseason naysayers feel silly.
Nov. 4 vs. Trail Blazers
First overtime of the season comes against the Blazers, continuing last year’s trend.
Nov. 6 vs. Bucks
Say it with me: “YAHN-iss ahn-deh-toh-KOON-poh”
Nov. 8 at Lakers
The Lakers keep it close with Russell and Ingram, but the Mavs pull away in the end.
Nov. 9 at Warriors
Nov. 14 at Knicks
The Mavs take on the newest “super team.” Derrick Rose is not that super.
Nov. 16 at Celtics
Neither team scores more than 85 points. Barnes’ preseason naysayers feel vindicated.
Nov. 18 vs. Grizzlies
The AAC welcomes Chandler Parsons back to Dallas. He’s still under heavy restrictions and plays just 16 minutes.
Nov. 19 at Magic
Aaron Gordon vs. Justin Anderson dunk contest preview!
Nov. 21 at Spurs
Dirk has a quiet moment to himself while pondering life without Tim Duncan.
Nov. 23 vs. Clippers
The AAC warmly welcomes DeAndre Jordan. Just kidding, everyone’s still pretty mad and the boos are still going strong.
Nov. 25 at Cavaliers
The Mavs face the defending champs for the first time. Rumors of LeBron’s demise have been greatly exaggerated.
Nov. 27 vs. Pelicans
Dirkings!
Nov. 30 vs. Spurs
Kawhi Leonard is somehow still getting better.
Dec. 1 at Hornets
Deron Williams puts the team on his back in the fourth quarter for a comeback win.
Dec. 3 vs. Bulls
Dallas keep the Bulls under 20 percent from three.
Dec. 5 vs. Hornets
J.J. Barea has a random scoring outburst, as he does.
Dec. 7 vs. Kings
Demarcus Cousins versus Andrew Bogut, Round One.
Dec. 9 vs. Pacers
Monta Ellis revenge game! He and Dirk go head to head and score 30 points each.
Dec. 10 at Rockets
Dwight Powell goes for 20 and 10, leaving Rockets fans with a vague feeling of Dwight deja vu...
Dec. 12 vs. Nuggets
Bogut (knees) sits this one out, giving us an epic Mejri versus Josef Nurkic battle. GAME ON!
Dec. 14 vs. Pistons
Andre Drummond attempts 25 free throws.... he hits nine.... shooting underhanded.
Dec. 16 at Jazz
The stadium is less than half full because everyone is watching Rogue One.
Dec. 18 vs. Kings
Quincy Acy revenge game!
Dec. 19 at Nuggets
Dallas has one of those third quarters.
Dec. 21 at Trail Blazers
Wes unsuccessfully attempts to rejoin the Blazers.
Dec. 23 at Clippers
Salah Mejri dunks on DeAndre Jordan, gets a technical for taunting.
Dec. 26 at Pelicans
First game of four-in-five-nights starts off well with a solid team win.
Dec. 27 vs. Rockets
Dirk rests, giving Powell the start. He leads the team in scoring.
Dec. 29 at Lakers
Hey! Kobe’s here!
Dec. 30 at Warriors
Seth Curry > Steph Curry overreaction game.
Jan. 3 vs. Wizards
Wes Matthews hits eight threes.
Jan. 5 vs. Suns
A game that looked lost is won because of Devin Harris’ heroics.
Jan. 7 vs. Hawks
Mavs score 11 first-quarter points.
Jan. 9 at Timberwolves
So this is what the draft is for...
Jan. 12 at Suns
Quincy Acy pulls down 15 rebounds.
Jan. 15 vs. Timberwolves
Seth Curry breaks out and hits seven threes.
Jan. 17 at Bulls
This happens, because we do deserve nice things:
Jan. 19 at Heat
Whiteside devastates the Mavs with 10 blocks.
Jan. 20 vs. Jazz
Salah posterizes Rudy Gobert. The vine goes viral.
Jan. 22 vs. Lakers
A fan hits the half-time half-court shot.
Jan. 25 vs. Knicks
PorzinGod dunks over the entire Mavs starting five.
Jan. 26 at Thunder
Andrew Bogut celebrates Australia Day by going for 30 and 15.
Jan. 29 at Spurs
Someone you’ve never heard of scores 20 for the Spurs.
Jan. 30 vs. Cavaliers
J.R Smith is still not wearing a shirt.
Feb. 1 vs. 76ers
Joel Embiid is now your master, and you will obey him.
Feb. 3 at Trail Blazers
Dirk has an off shooting night. Cue the “Is Dirk done?” takes.
Feb. 6, at Nuggets
Dirk leads the team in scoring. Cue the “Dirk’s still got it” headlines.
Feb. 7 vs. Trail Blazers
Justin Anderson gets a “DNP - Coach’s decision”.
Feb. 9 vs. Jazz
Whatever happens, it’s less weird than this:
Feb. 11 vs. Magic
Somehow this one goes to double overtime.
Feb. 13 vs. Celtics
Justin Anderson chase-down blocks Jae Crowder. A certain MMB contingent smiles.
Feb. 15 at Pistons
Boban. Boban is really big.
Feb. 24 at Timberwolves
Harrison Barnes slump game.
Feb. 25 vs. Pelicans
Harrison Barnes bounce-back game!
Feb. 27 vs. Heat
An anti-Dwyane Wade chant breaks out.
Mar. 1 at Hawks
Hack-a-Dwight.
Mar. 3 vs. Grizzlies
This, but with the basketball:
Mar. 5 vs. Thunder
Russell Westbrook quadruple-double watch.
Mar. 7 vs. Lakers
Dirk’s shot chart for this game:
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Mar. 10 vs. Nets
Blowout win for the Mavs.
Mar. 11 vs. Suns
The Mavericks drop a very winnable game at home.
Mar. 13 at Raptors
Dwight Powell does good basketball things while in his home country.
Mar. 15 at Wizards
Buzzer beater is waved off, Mavs win.
Mar. 17 at 76ers
Get in. Win. Get out.
Mar. 19 at Nets
Mar. 21 vs. Warriors
JaVale McGee revenge game.
Mar. 23 vs. Clippers
Dirk’s gonna make Steve Ballmer do that weird neck rub thing where his head goes all red.
Mar. 25 vs. Raptors
Harrison Barnes scores 30, leading Dallas to victory.
Mar. 27 vs. Thunder
This guy will probably kill us.
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Mar. 29 at Pelicans
Ho-hum, Mavs lose by 10.
Mar. 31 at Grizzlies
Will the Grizzlies have any starters available for this one?
Apr. 2 at Bucks
Not a single player can keep up with Thon Maker.
Apr. 4 at Kings
Apr. 5 at Clippers
Barea and Mejri are the real lob city.
Apr. 7 vs. Spurs
Spurs rest their starting five, but still push the Mavs to the edge.
Apr. 9 at Suns
Here comes the Suns, but the Mavs take this one.
Apr. 11 vs. Nuggets
Playoff seeds have been set, so the veterans have the night off.
Apr. 12 at Grizzlies
Chandler Parsons looks sharp in his suit.