WHAT: Hey, everyone’s favorite team is in town!
WHERE: American Airlines Center, Dallas, TX
WHEN: 7:00 p.m. CT
THE STORY: Evening, kids. It’s the team we all love to hate more than any other, now with more Chris Paul? So basically the Rockets went from being the team we all hate to being the team we all hate even more because they added yet another unlikable guy. Seems fine. Let’s keep them all on the same team I guess. Can they trade for DeAndre Jordan too?
Anyway, I did my good deed of the day by explaining to my Rockets fan friend the best place for her to sit for the one game she’ll probably go to this year, so that alone should win me 100 NBA Karma Points and also I hope Dennis Smith Jr. dunks all over these punks tonight and that the Mavs win. But I’m also not expecting it because ugh the Rockets are too good.
Anyway, go Mavs.