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Contankulations (Congratulations Parody Video)

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Is it over yet?

NBA: Phoenix Suns at Dallas Mavericks Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

Contankulations Lyrics

Mark Cuban called, “Did you see me on TV?”
Oh, how things have changed since Dirk was young.
Won like 50 games ever since 2001
Those days they might be done cause...

Now they’re always asking if we’re tanking
Everyday were falling in the rankings
Even when H-B is banking
Late in games, can’t get a break but they say we tanking…
They say we’re tanking…

Well first we drafted Dennis
Thought Noel could defend us
And Yogi could back it
Had a Curry to stack it
-Harry B hitting practice
Like an Iverson contradict
Too many Vets in the attic
But a trade problematic, huh?

Everyday checking on talkathon.com
Never thought that we’d be right here on the bottom
Can’t win in the clutch, got Noel on the bus still
Guess we’ll just run it till Dirk’s over the hill

Every body raise your ping.pong.balls to the sky
Haven’t had a top 5 pick since before 1995
Who’s got Boogie’s number, do you think he’d sign?
Going after a big fish, let’s try it one more time

Mark Cuban called, “Did you see me on TV?”
Oh, how things have changed since Dirk was young.
Won like 50 games ever since 2001
Those days they might be done cause...

Now they’re always asking if we’re tanking
Everyday were falling in the rankings
Even when H-B is banking
Late in games, can’t get a break but they say we tanking…
They say we’re tanking…

Instrumental Source: Post Malone ft. Quavo - Congratulations (Karaoke Version)