WHAT: An attempt to save my basketball soul from dissenting into further, irreparable despair.
WHERE: Verizon Center, Washington, D.C.
HOW: Fox Sports Southwest or NBA League Pass
THE STORY: The Mavericks have shot their damn dick off over the last few days, losing to the Grizzlies by 30 and then the Nets by 39. It’s the worst two-game stretch in Mavericks history. Think about how bad the Mavericks have been at times during their time in the league. The last two games were somehow the two worst consecutive games the team has ever played. I think the 90s teams all just popped champagne.
Anyway, if the Mavericks get smoked again by a considerable amount, just dump the team straight into the garbage. Send Luka Doncic some place where he can’t get hurt and call up the Texas Legends to finish out the season. If the Mavericks lose this game by 30 or more I’m deleting the site. Like the whole damn thing.
I’m not kidding. No music video, not until the Mavericks aren’t a convulsing, puking clown show.
Go Mavs, I guess.